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JBP posted:Hahaha as if there isn't a hostile Chinese secret agent waiting to buy it while riding atop writhing purple tentacles. Laughing while twirling their long hair / mustache (delete as appropriate) while riding a hot air balloon wearing a formal hat.
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Inescapable Duck posted:It's called a Fu Manchu I was thinking that in this modern age it might be a lady snidely whiplash so I was leaving it open. I guess they can have Fu Machus too if they really want.
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JBP posted:Actually those are the popular policies Australians like. An often overlooked fact. "Oh but those policies are cruel and horrible!" Sure. And that's what Australians want.
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G-Spot Run posted:Don't you understand we need to give the money to the job creators so they can use it to consider hiring a new person and instead buy a Porsche Look have a heart for them ok? Those trips to South East Asia to snort cocaine off the bottom of an under age prostitute don't pay for themselves.
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JBP posted:Why does anyone care about Twitter. Why is it a thing. They get to # something and feel like they're doing something. The armchair computer activists to your armchair table top generals, if you like.
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What do you mean I have to employ my employees? This is bullshit, please fix.
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All social hierarchies should be managed by Friend Computer on behalf of Skynet.
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Tasmantor posted:It's 2080 and the once great Australia is now a waste land. All people are well fed, housed and educated, healthcare is free and work hours average in 20's a week. Hardly any billionaires remain because people just don't like exploitation. Into this hell scape the savoir of the once great LNP is born, she will repair the rifts in society by reinvigorating the race and class wars, once thought gone. Don't worry we'll make sure this dire future never comes to pass.
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Zenithe posted:Hypothetically, how could you even take over Australia if you wanted to today through force? "Force" politicians to allow you to buy everything out from under the citizens by bribing them. Oh wait that happens now. Also  at the talk of what Greens would do in power. They're never getting power but I admire your spirit people.
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Zenithe posted:
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The Peccadillo posted:If we had JPB's fash idea of a weak lackadaisical fantasy commune, I'd want to be invaded and defeated by the Thai. Thai street food is insane and I want it on every block Would it still seem romantic if you were the one cooking it on that street corner?
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CrazyTolradi posted:ITT people get really triggered about the term sandwich. This. Also if any of them were actually educated they'd know that language changes and evolves constantly unless it's a dead language (ie, latin). Yesterday's slang is tomorrow's dictionary definition. But people should ignore me because I want to see this argument evolve to the particulars of what counts as bread.
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CrazyTolradi posted:So a democracy sausage is a form of deconstructed sandwich? Wow this thread sure loves hipster food. No. A hipster deconstructed sandwich would be a bag of wheat seeds, a clay pot filled with dry earth, a small glass of water and a map to the nearest livestock pen.
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JBP posted:Literal quote from a Greens councillor to my mate who is an investor relations guy "What we need is a cross between Captain Planet and Bruce Wayne with the powers and resources of both, anyone know someone like that?"
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Cpt Soban posted:I'd rather a useless Malcolm in power, over someone like Potato head Dutton, and Asbestos Bishop. Just remember to go back and edit your post to something more favorable once Dutton takes over and commences the purge on all disloyal citizens.
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BBJoey posted:very first line And loudly checking the time on the pocket watch they bought from a hipster kickstarter as they do so.
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The Before Times posted:so soy boy is the new 'cuck'? It's pretty new. I think it's more specific. The impression I get is that "soy boy" is a male who is subservient to feminists. Kept, if you like. Seeking a nod from them. But I've yet to see it IN REAL LIFE so who knows. The term might not take off.
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Obvious solution is to put the economic migrants on the sheep carriers and send them back that way. Tell them to make sure the sheep don't die or they don't get a return voyage. (obviously some sheep will die and they get kicked off wherever, out of sight and mind) It'll be a surefire hit with the voters.
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bell jar posted:swap a refugee for margaret court Hell give us one of the dead sheep back and they can take her as swapsies.
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Schlesische posted:Hey, they don't even have to swapsies, we'll let her go for free. Can't argue with that. 
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bell jar posted:How would you describe two french people, a montenegrin, two germans and one finn? I'm guessing European As detention center room mates awaiting deportation in Dutton's Australia.
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Les Affaires posted:That's what I meant really. Do your research, find out whether there's a visa for what you need to do, and when in doubt, get one that is more permissive than the one you need. But if you do that you can't get all the free publicity when you SHOCK GASP get sent home on the naughty plane.
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This is a bit late now. Was busy getting hammered after work. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-13/what-your-habits-reveal-about-your-social-class/9610658 Apparently I'm a "young 20s male, high school education". Thanks ABC survey. I'm an unsophisticated uneducated piece of poo poo because I don't spend all my free time listening to operas and browsing book stores
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Lid posted:NIMBY NIMBY NIMBY NIMBY March the lot of them into the sea.
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hiddenmovement posted:It must be nice to get your pet concerns given prominent articles in major newspapers, I wonder if I can get The Age to write one about the blocked drain near dads place Yes but only if the newspaper photographer can get you posing in front of your private yacht.
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gucci bane posted:lol they let a company buy the land and in less than a decade the council is trying to forcibly reacquire it? what a loving joke, surely the state government wont let them do that. It's probably so they can then sell it off again to someone else's mate.
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JBP posted:I will never Never stop posting but do mix up the sub forums. It's the only way to keep things fresh. Also never stop laughing at people who taking posting on the internet far too seriously.
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Comstar posted:ABC radio was saying that Weed is deadly and will kill you like alcohol and tobacco. Since when have facts been an issue for ideologues? (talking about the radio person that is) Anyway we all know the REAL menace threatening our society are those darn kids in their denim trousers and their rock & roll music.
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G-Spot Run posted:The joke is that he's muslim and the ABC is the latest masthead of news corp. You're correct. I think another joke is there are people in this thread who still don't realize the ABC underwent regulatory capture years ago. Maybe they just don't know what the words mean.
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CrazyTolradi posted:Plenty of Queensland left to use when Ipswich gets full of garbage. Just pile it over the top until the garbage pile exceeds the height of Everest. Mount Ipswich. Bring a HAZMAT suit as well as high altitude breathing apparatus for your climb. Don't forget your local bogan sherpas.
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Laserface posted:If you cant look after yourself you dont get to live.
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naeka posted:And this isn't even scraping the surface, there isn't much i'm comfortable getting into on a public forum but most peoples only exposure to the aged care system is due to a family member requiring it all of a sudden (it's NEVER planned, always some random injury and bam you are in the system) and they have this massive shock at what they have just walked into but if more people actually knew in advance then I can't even imagine the outrage. Plenty of people know about it. They simply turn a blind eye. Make of that what you will.
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gucci bane posted:priorities I think the Yemeni children are higher priority for them but not in a saving kind of way.
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