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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Pinball Jizzard posted:

It’s completely hosed, but the company are working in-line with the EBA and FWO rules.

It's time to change the rules.

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

hooman posted:

*silence and nodding*

*greasy wink*

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
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Pillbug
UBI: Universal Bolsheviek Initiative - give everyone an AK-47 so we can overthrow the government and have Full Gay Luxury Space Communism Now.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

tithin posted:

You're a bit of a fountain pen today mate hey

ok i am going to need this one explained to me

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
not to mention week after week of "will kevin rudd take back control of the labor party this week", even after he tried and failed

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
"nameless sources" are just going to keep repeating this poo poo till they get what they want

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
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Pillbug

Pinball Jizzard posted:

but not with a single sweeping introduction.

well if we can't do it like that then what's the loving point?! lets all just sit here and wait for the rising beach to consume us all

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Zenithe posted:

Can you invest in crypto so it dies? tia.

I am pretty sure anidav invested in crypto and got a decent return which is how this whole ASX drama started.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Starshark posted:

GSC control your birb

She will never log off, coward!!

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
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Pillbug

tithin posted:

As with so many cool things, they're ruined by association with their shithouse fanbase

also uncool things. such as warhammer.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
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Pillbug

Graic Gabtar posted:

Sorry to trigger you.

The 'doesn't agree 100% with everyone = complete oval office' auspol culture kicking in I guess.

plenty of people in auspol don't agree with me 100% (I will fite Don Donginton irl) and they aren't complete cunts

You're just a complete oval office.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Graic Gabtar posted:

Wow, let's hope we never agree on anything. I wouldn't want the shock of me not being a complete oval office encourage you to open a vein or something.

Okay, I've responded to Starshark's barb. Back to UBI etc.

even if we agreed on things, you'd still be a oval office

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Gentleman Baller posted:

'They would result in our best and brightest entrepreneurs and risk-takers leaving Australia.'

good. gently caress off and don't come back.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

bell jar posted:

gently caress this mnillenial safety bullshit, i want my eccies to be at least 40% dishwashing powder

just take one and a tidepod at the same time, idiot

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
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Pillbug

JBP posted:

Or another country just walks in and you know... just takes everything.

not once i get my 'mandatory ak-47 and also weaponized emus' proposal passed at my regional greens meeting

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
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Pillbug

JBP posted:

Literal quote from a Greens councillor to my mate who is an investor relations guy

XXXXXXXX: “what we need is a high profile celebrity candidate to come in and run against Ged. Can you think of any high profile non profit ceo types who support the Greens who we could tap?”

Peter Garret again?

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

bell jar posted:

Geds Are Burning

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
news poll 30 will have the LNP either ahead by the barest margins, or equal, and then every following news poll will have them losing, causing everyone in the coalition to scream "IT WASN'T THIRTY IN A ROW"

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

kirbysuperstar posted:

Only because he delegates it all to a bird

yes hello

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
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Pillbug

Birdstrike posted:

newspoll is this thread’s equivalent of “morning all”

you poll i

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
JBP is a salt mephit irl

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

DancingShade posted:

And loudly checking the time on the pocket watch they bought from a hipster kickstarter as they do so.

I don't think Anidav is allowed to buy CEO Magazine, unless its puplished by News Corps?

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Charity Bike Rid

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Knobb Manwich posted:

yes

it stems from the well-researched and peer reviewed scientific studies such as that surmise eating soy products increases estrogen in men leading to feminine traits and behaviour due to lack of manly testosterone

the brain pills that alex jones sells are made of soy

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
No, that's still virtue signalling, they are just signalling to a different group.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

The Peccadillo posted:

Sounds like the word you're tryin' to puzzle out is "dickhead"

they are dickheads for sure, but loudly announcing to everyone around you that you definitely don't eat vegetarian meals and only eat manly things like bacon and steak is virtue signalling

how else would everyone around you know how tough and manly and meat eating you were if you didn't constantly let everyone know

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

hooman posted:

Friendly Jordies with a surprisingly ok take?

https://www.facebook.com/friendlyjordies/videos/1670323789755102/UzpfSTM1OTMxMzM0MDg1NjE2MDoxNjcxNTA4ODM2MzAzMjY0/

I don't know if I agree with everything, but uhhh yeah, I'm not sure he's wrong either. It's certainly an interesting watch.

well he is loving wrong about get krackin' thats for sure

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
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Pillbug

JBP posted:

I do all the BuzzFeed style tests because theyre fun. I learned that I repel intellectual women this morning which is bullshit because I've spent the last ten years trying to get away from smart women and date airheads.

*completes hundreds of facebook and buzzfeed quizes*

how does facebook know the things I am interested in?! why do they advertise to me?!

how are they spying on me?!

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
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Pillbug

JBP posted:

I'm extremely handsome and successful irl in case you're having trouble identifying with my posting style and personal life experiences

same, except replace "extremely" with "moderately" in both instances

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The fact is landlords aren’t evil ... and we actually need them...

[Citation needed]

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Nandos > Oportos

Most things > Oportos

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

fite me irl fucko

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

hooman posted:

Go back to your rat god.

the screaming one!!

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
amateur. he should have been drinking coloidal silver to protect him from the werewolves.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

JBP posted:

I smoke but I don't like it. As Keanu Reeves says "it's a prison". At least I can derive amusement when smoker crack it or whatever. Don't make everyone else's life miserable... There are still plenty of places to smoke should you walk the entire 5 meter journey away from the shop.

quit smoking.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
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Pillbug

JBP posted:

I tried and did good once this year I'll regroup and try again :toot:

hang around a respiratory ward in the hospital, that'll make you want to quit. it worked for my partner.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
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Pillbug

MysticalMachineGun posted:

How does it work?

All garbage is eaten by Godzilla to prevent Hedorah from attacking.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Knobb Manwich posted:

Question about the middle box: how do you recycle fire?

you put it in the correct bin

look this isn't loving hard

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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bigis posted:

It irks me that I can’t put Nespresso pods in the yellow wheelie bin and I cannot be hosed dropping them off at a special recycling point.

There needs to be more pressure on companies producing the packaging and not just on the consumer. I recycle as much as possible but hosed if I’m going out of my way or buying a return satchel.

coffee snobs come at me

buy biodegradable pods

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