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day 1.02 still no goats on goat tower. the big one with the broken horn has taken a pee. (very mighty) the little one is just chillin and eating grass. I think he’s a stoner. his got that stoner glare and chill attitude. |
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Apr 3, 2018 22:14
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Q: What is Goat Tower? A: It's a tower. Q: Is that Goat Tower? A: No, that's a different tower. Q: What's that one called? A: I don't know. Q: Is it called Goat Tower because of all the goats? A: No. There are no goats in Goat Tower. Legend has it that it was designed by someone whose last name was Goat. Q: What is there to do at Goat Tower? A: You can take pictures, or climb the tower. But beware the goats. Q: I thought you said there were no goats. A: There are goats, all right. Just not in goat tower. Q: Where are the goats, then? A: They're everywhere else. ---------------- |
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Apr 4, 2018 00:24
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i'm going to need to seem some photographic evidence of the goat tower
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Apr 4, 2018 04:06
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This is Goat Control to unknown station. Reading you good but distorted, please repeat all before "horn has taken a pee." |
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Apr 4, 2018 04:07
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Correction, Goat Tower, we're reading you loud and clear. Please continue to advise on goat situation as it develops. I say again, please continue to advise on goat situation as it develops. Goat Control out. |
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Apr 4, 2018 04:07
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A second goat has hit the tower. |
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Apr 4, 2018 05:35
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Tour Guide : "and just up ahead on the right you should see the sign welcoming you to Goat Tower, where we will be arriving shortly..." (The tour bus erupts into shrieks and gasps) Young Tourist : "Daddy, what was wrong with that man's butt???" Tour Guide : *fumbling with map nervously* "it would appear I have misread our tour map"
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Apr 4, 2018 10:19
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Olive! posted:A second goat has hit the tower. |
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Apr 4, 2018 12:57
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Dads Dip Cup posted:Tour Guide : "and just up ahead on the right you should see the sign welcoming you to Goat Tower, where we will be arriving shortly..." Goatse Tower, Rickrolling tourists for decades... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 4, 2018 13:09
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Tour Guide: "So we've trekked a little ways away from Goat Tower, up ahead at the top of this hill you'll see Goatse Tower. One way you can tell that this is Goatse Tower is the ring shaped cloud that always hovers above it. If you see the ring, you know that's Goatse, baby!" "Now that we're closer you can see that Goatse tower sits atop a deep man-made well. How deep is the well, you ask?" *the tour guide zones out for several minutes shifting his gaze between the ring and the well* "Moving on! Does anyone want to guess how much grass the average goat consumes each day?"
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Apr 4, 2018 15:00
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Goat tower-4-lyfe bitches
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Apr 4, 2018 19:47
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Q: What do you say to a goat who's at the top of goat tower? A: GOAT DOWN FROM THERE! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 4, 2018 20:14
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negative, goatrider. the tower is full. |
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Apr 5, 2018 05:12
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GOAT goat (greatest of all time goat)
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Apr 5, 2018 15:34
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Sitrep from Goat Tower. Observing the goat. It's moving its mouth, possibly chewing. Last bent down and nibbled some grass around 50 minutes ago. Can't confirm whether it's still chewing that same grass. Could be chewing nothing just to throw off our reporting. Some would say I'm wasting my life watching the goat, I would say that a life spent not watching the goat is a life not worth having. By god, that is one swell goat. I wonder what the goat dreams of. I dream only of the goat.
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Apr 5, 2018 19:38
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a goat perched on a mountain a man perched on goat tower |
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Apr 5, 2018 20:45
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 spoiler: it's . . . not much of a mystery, actually |
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Apr 5, 2018 21:06
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Manifisto posted:
It would be more of a mystery if it was goatse tower, but perhaps some mysteries are best left unsolved. |
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Apr 5, 2018 21:12
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Goat Tower Song The view from goat tower: crags and boulders. New grass between them: green shocks, soon eaten. Clattering scree on the ridgeline shoulders Scattered by goats higher up on the mountain. ---------------- |
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Apr 5, 2018 21:14
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Reporting in from the GOAT Tower |
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Apr 5, 2018 21:58
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chilling in the GOAT tower with muhammed ali and prince |
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Apr 5, 2018 22:01
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Goat Tower was there when my great-grandpappy was born, and it'll be there when my great-children die. Seasons change, rivers change course, but Goat Tower never changes. |
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Apr 5, 2018 22:07
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Kidde Roland to the Goat Tower Came |
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Apr 5, 2018 22:19
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Book 1: The Goatslinger
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Apr 5, 2018 22:34
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A Goat Tower A Goat Tower... hey yeah heh I see them standing on the cracks Front to back on this tower, it's wack Dig it they're up there I see several On a heavenly level Stinking up the place with their unholy pebbles All they do is climb day and night all the time Are goats on a tower an End of Times sign? Apocolypse! Look at this, it's insane, You would think they got up there with a crane! This is an oddity that bothers me I confess Who the hell is cleaning up that mess? I'm surprised that there isn't somebody scolding All those goats; the masonry could start folding If they are, snap! Don't need the police to try to save them Those goats will bleat so please stay off my back Or I will attack and you don't want that A Goat Tower A Goat Tower A Goat Tower A Goat Tower It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda septic It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda septic It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda septic It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda septic A Goat Tower A Goat Tower A Goat Tower A Goat Tower https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 5, 2018 23:27
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with a name like Goat Tower, there has to be some goats around, op, i suggest you look harder
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Apr 6, 2018 15:34
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"I mean it's a pretty great tower, but of all time? Nah." |
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Apr 6, 2018 15:37
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breaking news from Goat Tower https://twitter.com/NPR/status/982346976212631552 |
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Apr 6, 2018 21:18
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how did they get up ther
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Apr 6, 2018 21:21
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Goats are super mysterious |
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Apr 6, 2018 21:23
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cda posted:how did they get up ther very care fully |
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Apr 6, 2018 23:06
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:breaking news from Goat Tower Poor goats. 
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Apr 6, 2018 23:55
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i flunked out posted:very care fully not carefully enough! ---------------- |
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Apr 7, 2018 00:08
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quote:"There was no way," he says, "I was letting go of that goat." 
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Apr 7, 2018 01:38
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:breaking news from Goat Tower Goat Simulator apparently more realistic than I thought
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Apr 7, 2018 02:06
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In the moonlight No goats anywhere Goat tower shines ---------------- |
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Apr 7, 2018 02:09
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The mystery Of goat tower: the name Of goat tower ---------------- |
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Apr 7, 2018 02:10
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Crickets sing Of goat tower Goats do not ---------------- |
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Goat tower Is actually a well Of Goat water ---------------- |
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