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by Hand Knit
Thirteen Ways of Looking At Goat Tower

I
The shadow of Goat Tower
falls on the goats
who refuse to climb
the stairs at Goat Tower

II
From the top of Goat Tower
the Goats are like ants.
The ants fill Goat Tower

III
The grassy slope
Goat Tower and I
are three.
The grassy slope
Goat Tower, the goats
and I, are three

IV
I met a chill lady
who said
that the goats
of Goat Tower
had clothed her

V
In this urn
I have placed
The bleats
of the goats
surrounding
Goat Tower

VI
The stones of Goat Tower
are the rocks of the slopes
of the steeps of Goat Tower.
The goats of Goat Tower
are moonlight on the face
of the stones of Goat Tower.

VII
Goat Tower was named
before it was built
and built before it was
made into Goat Tower

VIII
I hear a choir
singing of Goat Tower:
each note was clear
and smooth and tough
and would not admit
any harmony

IX
Dance the great Goat Tower dance:
Leap like a goat, go goatishly,
Roll your round offensive eyes
In the edifice where no goats are.

X
We passed Goat Tower in the night
I placed my finger on the map
I said: Goat Tower rises here
Whether we see it or not.

XI
The waterfall pours out its water.
At its mouth are the goats of Goat Tower.

XII
I met the last rebellious man.
He said "I go to gently caress
all the goats in Goat Tower."

XIII
When Goat Tower tumbles down.
All the goats will be in Goat Tower.
In the rubble the goats will graze and yell
like the men who used to live in Goat Tower.

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HAIKOOLIGAN
Savannnnah, can you tell us what's happening in Goat Tower?

Well, Kris, there's really been no motion since last night at milking time, when some apparent workers loyal to the goats seem to have milked them and taken the milk for further processing



ShinyBirdTeeth

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A goat ate the duke's signet ring so i guess its his tower now

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

A goat ate the duke's signet ring so i guess its his tower now

For the father, nothing. We must save the bloodline... Jessica, you must teach the goat the Weirding Way, the Bleat may yet save him

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meanwhile on goat tower

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Splatmaster posted:

For the father, nothing. We must save the bloodline... Jessica, you must teach the goat the Weirding Way, the Bleat may yet save him

Oh my god, Dad. How many times do I have to tell you? This tower is lame and the goat is dumb. I don't wanna "observe the goat until the next lineage's watch", I'd rather die!

*storms off to a lower level of goat tower to post*

dad wants me 2 heal teh goat and sheperd the tower FML

rump buttman

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



day 4

still no goats on goat tower. mysteriously, I see no more signs of brokehorn or stoner. I hear no bleats, and worry the most awful.

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day 5

The Goats have decided on a form of rudimentary leadership, the Alpha Goat is bleating out orders.

The Goats are now standing in a circle rubbing their horns together quickly over a pile of deadwood and dried grass.

It appears that they have learned how to master the creation of fire...

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