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So it’s a prequel with copy/pasted bits from the original? What is going on.
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There's a couple million suckers (I mean poo poo, I live in SoCal, every few days you run into one of those zombies) who would bite on that, though I guess not all their poo poo has been selling like hot cakes.
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thrawn527 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjQG-a7d41Q How big of a line did the studio exec do before going "what about an ELEPHANT STAMPEDE in the gorge? Huh? Huh?!??" God almighty that looks dire.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:So it’s a prequel with copy/pasted bits from the original? What is going on. "“Mufasa: The Lion King” enlists Rafiki to relay the legend of Mufasa to young lion cub Kiara, daughter of Simba and Nala, with Timon and Pumbaa lending their signature schtick. Told in flashbacks, the story introduces Mufasa as an orphaned cub, lost and alone until he meets a sympathetic lion named Taka—the heir to a royal bloodline. The chance meeting sets in motion an expansive journey of an extraordinary group of misfits searching for their destiny—their bonds will be tested as they work together to evade a threatening and deadly foe." disney bad
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Ehud posted:disney bad
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Reminder they are doing a theatrical release of Moana 2 even though it was made for cable and the fact that they are releasing a live action Moana soon disney bad
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Apr 29, 2024 15:19
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kiimo posted:Reminder they are doing a theatrical release of Moana 2 even though it was made for cable and the fact that they are releasing a live action Moana soon
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kiimo posted:Reminder they are doing a theatrical release of Moana 2 even though it was made for cable and the fact that they are releasing a live action Moana soon To be fair though I was under the impression that this was done because Moana 2 was exceeding expectations so they pivoted to a single movie release instead of a show. (Which has me excited since Moana is the best modern Disney animated film)
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I don't know about the quality but they released it the same day as Wicked, which is going to be a juggernaut so I guess you can come to your own conclusions on the why. None of the songs are written by lin manuel miranda. They got Dwayne Johnson but...he's an easy get these days
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Ehud posted:"“Mufasa: The Lion King” enlists Rafiki to relay the legend of Mufasa to young lion cub Kiara, daughter of Simba and Nala, with Timon and Pumbaa lending their signature schtick. Told in flashbacks, the story introduces Mufasa as an orphaned cub, lost and alone until he meets a sympathetic lion named Taka—the heir to a royal bloodline. The chance meeting sets in motion an expansive journey of an extraordinary group of misfits searching for their destiny—their bonds will be tested as they work together to evade a threatening and deadly foe." Mufasa doesn't have a hereditary claim to his throne?
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Lobok posted:Mufasa doesn't have a hereditary claim to his throne? Not anymore, apparently. How close to 100% are the chances that this "Taka" is Scar, and Mufassa somehow gains the throne due to Taka doing something terrible, being cast out, and gaining his scar (both on his face and as a new name) and a bitter anger towards his once "brother"? I'm going with exactly 100%. Mufassa has to stop Taka from doing something horrible, fights him, scars his face. Taka becomes an outcast, "This is what you made me..." blah blah blah.
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thrawn527 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjQG-a7d41Q Why is Barry Jenkins off all people directing a goddamn CGI Lion King prequel?
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thrawn527 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjQG-a7d41Q I am once again telling disney that photo realistic looking animals talking looks incredibly weird.
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Lobok posted:Mufasa doesn't have a hereditary claim to his throne? Right? So why can Scar feel jilted? Are they not brothers by blood? Is Scar the *actual* rightful king? Obviously none of this actually matters since even the CG remake was so lifeless, but still...
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mcmagic posted:I am once again telling disney that photo realistic looking animals talking looks incredibly weird. listen go with me here, what if for our commercial we have babies who can talk???? CGI! It will really get our message across everyone loves babies
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It's so stupid cuz word to the Apes series, Hollywood can make a cgi monkey emote and be compelling but I guess Disney can't make a "live action" lion king that doesn't look like AI made it.
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thrawn527 posted:How close to 100% are the chances that this "Taka" is Scar Taka is in fact Scar, which means this is either a giant retcon to Lion King lore (lol) or the live action movies are a different timeline. Really stupid either way.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:It's so stupid cuz word to the Apes series, Hollywood can make a cgi monkey emote and be compelling but I guess Disney can't make a "live action" lion king that doesn't look like AI made it. The Apes movies are Disney, bro. Feels like Disney the parent company hasn't known what it is doing since the mid 90s, they've made some big purchases which brought audiences but their general mismanagement seems to inevitably creep in (quicker in some cases than in others). I think Pixar is their only brand that's maintained its prestige somewhat. It's funny to see people convinced they're on the verge of bankruptcy "because of woke" though. In the very unlikely event Disney ever goes down it'll be because of a series of terrible bets on unprofitable tech and/or the general collapse of living standards, not whatever the mush-brained gently caress nuts on YouTube are obsessed with. Lizard Combatant fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:The Apes movies are Disney, bro. THEYRE EVERYWHERE I'm about to go full Woody Harrelson in this motherfucker
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kiimo posted:Reminder they are doing a theatrical release of Moana 2 even though it was made for cable and the fact that they are releasing a live action Moana soon The movie and main character is known as Vaiana in most European countries. I guess it was too hard to check for those trademarks sooner for a billion dollar corporation!
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Doctor Syrup posted:Taka is in fact Scar, which means this is either a giant retcon to Lion King lore (lol) or the live action movies are a different timeline. Really stupid either way. Oh, I didn't know that was already a thing (Taka being Scar's original name). I was just guessing. The whole movie seems pretty obvious now, and even more pointless than it already was.
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Will Disney ever stop deep-throating monarchies as the perfect form of government?
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Wizchine posted:Will Disney ever stop deep-throating monarchies as the perfect form of government? I dunno, The Lion Prime Minister doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
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kiimo posted:I don't know about the quality but they released it the same day as Wicked, which is going to be a juggernaut so I guess you can come to your own conclusions on the why. I fully expect that they're going to reschedule
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Punkin Spunkin posted:It's so stupid cuz word to the Apes series, Hollywood can make a cgi monkey emote and be compelling but I guess Disney can't make a "live action" lion king that doesn't look like AI made it. Well, the apes are actually talking to humans though. I generally assumed if a human came across the lions, they would just hear growling. It's lore, you see.
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kiimo posted:I don't know about the quality but they released it the same day as Wicked, which is going to be a juggernaut so I guess you can come to your own conclusions on the why. Also Moana was good because Musker and Clements directed it. They are not involved in Moana 2 so I don’t have high hopes.
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thrawn527 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjQG-a7d41Q https://twitter.com/now_thats_oscar/status/1784934409969275103
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While very funny, Encanto and Moana were great, so he can do good sometimes. And other times...Scuttlebutt.
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Yeah I mean I don't have a single bit of interest in that movie, but LMM writes some super catchy bops so that's def not a "con" for me.
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kiimo posted:As long as he doesn't whine-rap them himself they're great https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjqYDzGwPpk7i0eq9vtgx8g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNmGstXc2OY
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Mierenneuker posted:The movie and main character is known as Vaiana in most European countries. I guess it was too hard to check for those trademarks sooner for a billion dollar corporation! I thought it was because Moana is a porn star name in multiple European countries. Though it's probably pronounced differently, in that case.
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Ugh wait, Barry Jenkins Barry Jenkins?! I mean get that check but I wish you were making like, a good movie?
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