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Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Are there any of these shark attack movies where the shark wins in the end? Sharks are always getting the raw end of the stick in movies, for once I wanna see the shark be the good guy.

#NotAllSharks

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Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


There's a theater in town that's 80-something years old. Beautiful inside, but the seats are also 80 years old (I'm sure the cushions have been replaced a couple times) and they are uncomfortable as gently caress. Hope your BMI isn't over 23 and you're not taller than 5' 8" because you will not have a good time. The last film I saw there, I remember more about how miserable I was sitting than anything actually about the film. It's unlikely that I would ever go back.

Recliners are awesome, though I hate how bright the control lights always are.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


CelticPredator posted:

Seriously though, reserved seating kills the movie pass. Thankfully there's a regular average movie theater barely a mile behind my house that doesn't have assigned seats. It's glorious. I never knew I would crave for regular seating but there you go. Thanks movie pass!

How? Are you getting to the theater 5min after the movie has started or something? Yeah, you might have to wait for good seats in prime time screenings of just released movies (or just, buy your ticket earlier in the day), but eh, don't think you can say it 'kills' MoviePass. I've seen four movies so far this month thanks to MP, all have had reserved seats, have gotten my first choice in seat every time.

Or just go to theaters that use e-tickets.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


The MSJ posted:

Warner Bros just uploaded this. Movie still looks amazing after 50 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR_e9y-bka0

drat, this looks amazing. I had to do some digging, but it looks like the US screening is May 18. Can't find a list of the "select theaters" it will be played at though.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


GonSmithe posted:

NWR deleted the original tweet with the trailer but here is a cam copy of the teaser trailer he showed off for his Amazon show Too Old to Die Young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g2sZ8NxEuQ

Cliff Martinez is doing the score? gently caress yeah.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


feedmyleg posted:

I am fully bought in on this Mission Impossible: Fallout insanity.

https://youtu.be/2BnOebsDtAQ

I hope we get a much longer featurette on this on Blu.

Tom Cruise is insane(ly dedicated to his craft).

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Taintrunner posted:

Oh gently caress I forgot to post this here when I saw Upgrade. It's the loving worst trailer I've ever seen.

I would agree with you if I hadn't just seen this piece of trash:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXLWzAfE0jk

The transitions and terrible French music and the way that they sllllooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwlllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy reveal text (that until I looked up a link for this post, I thought was the title of the loving movie), is one of the worst trailers I think I've ever seen.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


quote:

Someone seems to have mistakenly uploaded the film onto the Sony Pictures Entertainment YouTube page early Tuesday morning.

How????

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Captain_Person posted:


e. Plus the score is one of the last by Jóhann Jóhannsson and it's amazing.

loving sold.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Wheat Loaf posted:

What's the biggest recent movie - like, the studio tentpole or blockbuster - that had the trailer which gave the least away or presented scenes in such a way that didn't really reveal the context? Are there any really good examples? There aren't many that come to mind for me, but I tend to forget trailers once I've actually seen the movie.

mother! ? Also Passengers jumped to my mind but maybe you mean more than just spoiling the ending twist. I guess neither of these movies were really blockbusters though.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


https://twitter.com/DisneyPixar/status/1062329230661484548/video/1

:hmmyes:

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



Mysterio?? awww yeahhhh

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Deakul posted:

Ryan Reynolds is a national treasure.

I don't know the first thing about poke mans but this trailer made me laugh, I'll probably go see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_PAMzuyi7I

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



Whoever decided to cast Halle Berry in this movie, and not Carrie-Anne Moss, really hosed up.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


The MSJ posted:

Looks like hanging out with The Family thought these guys a thing or two. Namely about family and also NOS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7PAyCDwEg

well that haka loving rules

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


QuoProQuid posted:

pretty sure that the result would be mass starvation due to supply chains being unable to adjust to a doubling of the population overnight and a catastrophic housing shortage.

I got pretty bored watching Endgame after the first hour or so and this was basically where my brain went. That and thinking about random poo poo like:

-Boy I hope either nobody on board the International Space Station was part of the snap or if they were, it's still operating
-What happens to all the pets that lived in cages/tanks that reappear but their cages/tanks were moved? All those poor goldfish...
-I just came back but my house burned down/the bank repossessed my car/my job no longer exists/gently caress, all my investments are worthless and now I'm completely destitute, what do I do
-After five years people finally find the courage to move on from their disappeared spouses, find new ones, then whoops!


Somebody should make a movie about the realistic aftermath without mentioning superheros/Marvel/etc, I'd watch it.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


man nurse posted:

Sorry for posting anime, which I don't normally watch or care about but,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw7jrQQK3Mc

I didn't know how much I needed a CG Lupin the Third movie in my life until now.

Oh dang, I heard about this the other day but for whatever reason assumed it meant CG cel shading or something. That actually looks really good.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



poo poo, guess I'm subscribing to CBS All Access.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


drat that is a great trailer.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


I really wish that remixed version of New Order was available somewhere in it's entirety because it's been stuck in my head all day.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


kiimo posted:

Well it will be available in whatever library the cover exists in




fake edit: I reached out to Trailer Park's music dept to see if they'll tell me.

I can't tell if you're telling me to look harder or not but best I could find was someone who uploaded a music-only version of the trailer, but it just isn't doing it for me.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


kiimo posted:

I am not I am working on it!

awesome thx :)

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Thanks kiimo you're the best!!!

Edit: Position Music's Youtube account from an hour ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zhnrM3LW9Y

Sirotan fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Dec 9, 2019

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


They had a character that could turn into a dragon but it only happened off screen in the same scene where they killed her off. The show was lame for that entire second season but deserved to be cancelled for that bullshit alone.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


caligulamprey posted:

I place the blame solely on post-Scream Dimension Films for hip, bloodless ironic horror movies. Can't stand 'em.

Also: Bordello of Blood is trash, but Demon Knight fucks, it's so good. Billy Zane is out of his goddamn mind in that movie.



I just inflicted this on my friends last night, it's my favorite Billy Zane movie by a mile. He is putting on a loving clinic and seems like he's having so much fun.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Looks pretty dumb but it's Netflix so sure why not

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Groovelord Neato posted:

The two most anxiety inducing sounds are the Sonic drowning music and the Unsolved Mysteries theme.

Also that bedside clock alarm going off. You know the one.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


clown shoes posted:

Perhaps you could help solve a mystery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ4FrgGILM8

They won't, but they should just use the original theme song this time around too. Don't update it, don't reimagine it. If we can't have Dennis Farina Robert Stack back at least give us that.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Desperado Bones posted:

I just remember going to the movies to watch Fellowship of the Ring over and over and over again, until the last day of screening in which the film quality and sound had degraded from being shown so many times. I had never been so obsessed with a movie.

Same, and then also that one final time when they re-released it with footage from The Two Towers at the end and 16yo me got to feel all smug at the people not in-the-know who left as the credits ran. Philistines. :smuggo:

I really miss going to see movies in the theater. :(

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Has that been in the can for a while or did he unretire from action flicks?

Edit: ok apparently a week after saying 65 was too old to be doing thrillers, he said

quote:

“It’s not true, look at me! You’re talking in the past tense. I’m going to be doing action movies until they bury me in the ground. I’m unretired.”

Sirotan fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jul 31, 2020

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


This trailer came out July 21 but I've only just heard about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpSK2CsKULg

Female-led action flick with an openly trans director gets a big :hellyeah: from me but Megan Fox feels really miscast as some badass squad leader. Also that CG lion, lmao

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



The teaser trailer was way better imho


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfM7_JLk-84

Also "only in theaters" means I'll get to see it in 2022 if we're lucky?

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Carthag Tuek posted:

Gonna post this trailer here cause I was looking it up for another thread and it's pretty amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63YvJnFtFhU

I lost it at that record scratch

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q6kfa3D4xE

:hmmyes:

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Just found this on Twitter, could be interesting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USi-ppCfxEA

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


They put Gandalf's name on that list just so he can show up at some point to say "you shall not pass", didn't they?

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Some dude yelled "KHANNNNN!" at the start of Star Trek: Nemesis, everybody laughed, and that turned out to be the highlight of the entire movie.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


There are a couple Resident Evil CG movies done in the same mocap style that were actually pretty good iirc (at least Resident Evil: Degeneration was, I can't remember if I ever actually saw RE: Damnation) so yeah I'm down for this.

Why the gently caress didn't they get Paul Mercier back as Leon though????

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Jerkface posted:

Wait how is he narrating !??

Kinda wonder if they are doing a deep fake for that, considering they have plenty of source material and a consenting party.

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Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



Lamb in the basket shot is giving me some strong Eraserhead vibes

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