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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Deeper, bluer, my hand is like a shark's fin

(5x)

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

I remembered the lyric wrong but I stand by my version

I didn't even notice, thought you were directly quoting the lyrics video posted above you. Now I'm imagining LL Cool J sitting in the tub, humming the Jaws theme as he moves his hand through the water.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I just know Rob from British panel shows and Twitter, but he's great.

That trailer definitely put my rear end in the seat.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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The symbiote voice sounds like it could be Mike Patton.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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And the Sandman's birth scene is oddly beautiful in the rest of the movie's floating turdiness.

I want a movie poster for The Remarkable Oscar Molina on my wall now.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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If nothing else, that's a good trailer. I like how it seems silly and gets creepy.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I just can't get enough of Hammerstache.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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teagone posted:

This looks anime as gently caress. I want Peter Jackson to make the Attack on Titan hollywood version now.

I don't watch a lot of anime but it instantly makes me think of both Howl's Moving Castle and Laputa: Castle in the Sky.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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LesterGroans posted:

You know a movie's gonna be good when it misspells one of its actor's names in the trailer.

Oh wooow, that's bad.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Friend posted:

Wow how did they gently caress up the tone so bad with that. It switches so hard between emotional drama to goofy whimsical poo poo, and the violence goes from "horrifying American History X" to "haha it's like Tarantino but with dolls" that I wonder how bad it is in the actual movie.

It's a cross-dresser who was nearly killed by bigots and uses dolls as personal therapy to create art, this really shouldn't be hard.

"How do we approach this tragic topic?"
"Let's just have fun with it!"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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LesterGroans posted:

He'd absolutely play The Master and Torgo.

Oh my God, stop *crosses legs*

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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*holds head and screams*

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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rawillkill posted:

movie.mp4
movie_trailer.mp4

someone hosed up

"Man, my upload speed sucks today"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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The MSJ posted:

Robin Hood is doing a casino heist, rapid-firing his arrows into a communist revolution.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwPn9ZnbCo0

Tim Minchin is in this? Sucks that it looks rather generic. It reminds me of Guy Ritchie's King Arthur.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I don't really want that to be a movie, the trailer is perfect the way it is.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Deakul posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5dIwGAYcWk

DC doubling down on making everything grimdark.

And doubling down on making everything pure trash too.

Bad language lead to bad feelings, old chum.

yeah, that's Robocop, can't think of a good 60s Bats quote

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Yeah what in the gently caress was this, I can't stop laughing :lol:

It's got a giant turtle who is a friend to children, you gotta get weird with it.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Look I’m not saying I’m going to freak out but if they sneak Gamera into the movie I’m going to freak out.

Is that not him with the giant blue-eyed round head coming out of the mist to sniff Millie Bobbie Brown's hand? I'm far from a monster movie expert.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Dillbag posted:

I have it on good authority that Godzilla has been a nightmare to work on because the director just lets the camera roll all day without cutting hoping to mine gold out of 15 hours of tire fire footage a day and editorial / VFX are quitting left right and center.

That seems insane for a movie that's got to be largely effects shots and pure CG. It only makes sense to me to extensively plan that.

By the way, any reason Gamera isn't in it, rights difficulties maybe?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Combined with the singing this feels like just such a classic animation bit, like Disney fron the 50s-60s. Even if the movie ends up being poo poo, I'll look back on this trailer with joy.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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That's nearly 82 Goldblums.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I know nothing of what it's based on and I'm increasingly looking forward to it. Though I agree that the dude looks like a charisma vaccuum.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Jedit posted:

It's going to be a pretty solid way to figure out which of your acquaintances you should drop like a hot rock, though.

Sounds reasonable

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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While Venom has a pretty substantial solo career at this point, it seems like a really bad move to not start him in a Spidey movie. Though maybe there'll be some top secret third act Tom Holland cameoing?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Doorknob Slobber posted:

spider man is dead yo

Oh yeah. I genuinely forgot that for a second.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Fury Toad is my favorite post-apocalyptic Wind in the Willows spinoff

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Obviously wanting to see more Furiosa, and maybe Max also I guess, I'm totally biased. But Fury Road was a big success. Is screwing a director out of a prospected bonus going to net you more money than having him make you two more probable cash cows?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Youtube just suggested me this trailer for UFO, a movie star- I mean featuring Gillian Anderson in a terrible red wig:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxUcHrPhewY

I know, it's obviously a really low budget production, not really fair to make fun of- oh hey, that's Audacity!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Shut up! Shut up! I'll drive this thread straight off a cliff, swear to God!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Hat Thoughts posted:

wtf is up w/ the saturation & sharpness on this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV03zjNVRdc

"As timely as it is outrageous..."

just threw up in my mouth

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Ehud posted:

I’m not sure about the CGI predators :chloe:

Like I get that if you’re gonna make one that is hilariously large then CGI is the way to go, but I’m always gonna feel more threatened by a humanoid creature that is physically in the scene.

Same. The CG Predators and blood do a lot to make the trailer less... impactful, I feel.

Watching the first Predator, I was on the edge of my seat, too terrified to laugh. Though I was like 10 or 11.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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It's a goddamn marvel to me that all I'll have to do to see that movie with those actors from those directors, is wait for the date and press a button on my remote.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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kanonvandekempen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moY78qMJuxM

Miss Marvel punches an old woman in the face.

Yeah that's an odd choice for a shot to throw in there.

Trailer isn't doing much for me, but I know very little of the character, and I'll go see it just because it's a cool lady kicking rear end.


God, I hate when trailers have dialogue that was audibly clipped to make it shorter for the trailer, and this one seems to have it every second line.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I'm realizing now the Captain Marvel trailer is reminding me a lot of Green Lantern, which isn't great. But so far I haven't been truly disappointed by an MCU movie yet.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Friends Are Evil posted:

Why does it look like they rubbed grease over the camera lens? Who color corrected this?

Ohhh, are you triggered by bleary lenses, cuck? *pours cooking oil over camera*

*films an actress outside with a big shadow in her face*

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Taintrunner posted:

Does the cat talk? It’s not Sabrina if the cat doesn’t talk. That’s the rules.

A talking cat!?

I at least saw the original voice actor for Salem mention he's not involved, which is a loss.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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feedmyleg posted:

Aquaman looks like big bombastic fun (albeit probably leading up to some boring overdone 3rd act superpowered fight/battle with no tension or drama like every other one of these things), but I just can't get over how much of a fratboy the titular character is. I do not want to spend 2 hours with that guy.

I would spend my life with Jason Momoa.

The long action scene with Manta on the rooftops looks great. Do agree that it gives the impression that the third act'll be an exhausting cgi slogfest though.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I know nothing about the whole Mortal Engines thing, but I like the visual style of this and will probably check it out. It makes me think of Miyazaki films like Howl's Moving Castle (for obvious reasons) and Laputa.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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The MSJ posted:

Trailer for the Netflix adaptation of Bird Box starring Sandra Bullock. The 2014 book is about a mother trying to protect her children from monsters that have one weakness: you must never see them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2AsIXSh2xo

Did this get greenlit after A Quiet Place's hype? Looks fun.

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I mostly love period piece horror because it's so rare. Watched the Apostle on netflix last night and while it was light on the horror, it was fun.

I remember once renting the wild west ghost house movie Dead Birds years ago, but can't remember much beyond finding it confusing.

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