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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Jedit posted:

It will also amuse you all to hear that my mother heard about red band trailers and thought they were for an upcoming movie called The Red Band.

*quietly copyrights this and begins writing a screenplay*

# ¿ Apr 4, 2018 10:13

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 06:27

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

That footage is very frightening and scary. I�m shook.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 00:24

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

The Trailer Thread Reboot: Remarkable Molina's Oscar Performance

Yes, please.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 09:40

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Those movies keep getting more and more over the top, and Cruise�s stuntwork gets more and more death defying.

# ¿ May 16, 2018 10:32

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Yaphet Kotto and Bill Duke should�ve voiced every character.

# ¿ May 26, 2018 00:18

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Impossible. He will spit in the face of Xenu by HALO jumping into a volcano and surviving.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2018 23:03

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVDtmouV9kM

I have just hopped aboard this hype train. Choo chooooo.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 20:49

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

got any sevens posted:

So pretty much the exact story as Black Panther and 90% of other spandex movies.

Yeah, but underwater.

And Willem Dafoe.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 20:53

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sxpELpvjMA

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 11:23

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

*points*

That�s Slenderman, of SomethingAwfulDotCom fame!

# ¿ Jul 26, 2018 10:53

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Taintrunner posted:

That Miss Marvel trailer looks like hot garbage. The Blockbuster shot was just groanworthy, and the bizarre Top Gun thing they're trying to do really doesn't work in the post-2003 culture where American fighter pilots have done little more than drop bombs on Muslims civilians for the past few decades.

Captain Marvel takes place in the mid-90's.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 19:51

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Oh poo poo, Amahl Farouk as The Sultan?

Dude rules. I'm in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP13Vd4fIoY

# ¿ Oct 12, 2018 08:01

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

"That name again...."

*cocks gun*

"....is Mister Plow."

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 01:01

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Relevant to the discussion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxJ8X2_wsVk

# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 09:46

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wcj6SrX4zw

# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 20:07

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9l5gs5t388

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 23:02

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

James Woods posted:

It's because they're concealing the twist that Jude Law and or Annette Benning is the villain behind it all.

Jude Law is allegedly Mar-Vell.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 09:55

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Hakkesshu posted:

Ben Mendelsohn is in the movie playing a skrull, I wonder if he's a villain

That�s been his gig for a while now. It pays pretty well, apparently.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 10:22

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Krankenstyle posted:

can i get an antwobble

Marvel, could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?

# ¿ Dec 8, 2018 08:37

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I'll give R-rated Hellboy a shot, if only for Milla hamming it up. Ian McShane fuckin' rules, too, but as others have said, David Harbour ain't Ron Perlman in the charisma department.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 07:18

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Ghost Uncanny Valley Harold Ramis, otherwise what�s the point?

# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 08:33

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

John Wick 3 is going to set some kind of unbreakable cinematic record for most headshots in a single film.

And I will be there opening night.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 21:08

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The best scene from Statham in Spy was when he was explaining how he took an outrageous amount of ilicit drugs in order to break up a drug ring.

It was Bill Brasky levels of absurd.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 20:11

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5I4TA0yhr4

# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 18:24

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/PrimeVideo/status/1103316977811144704

# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 18:50

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Jango Fett is also in that movie.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2019 09:40

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/GodzillaMovie/status/1111141502120398848

# ¿ Mar 28, 2019 07:50

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9APLXM9Ei8

# ¿ Mar 28, 2019 22:08

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5rUXFXHDTY

# ¿ Apr 9, 2019 23:31

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG5kE8O_uP0

# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 08:52

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQJwhVX7yas

# ¿ May 20, 2019 03:10

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Keanu Reeves� greatest role to date.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 23:34

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Nic Cage is the greatest living actor and I shan�t hear otherwise.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2019 00:26

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

caligulamprey posted:

I've been watching this movie since 1993 and it was only, like, a year ago (thanks to the power of blu-ray) when I noticed that the hammer Mr. T is carrying is also wearing a milkman uniform.

God bless Freaked.

"12 MILKMEN IS THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE! 13 milkmen? Looks like one milkman too many, Coogan!"

I tell everyone to watch Freaked. It's an absolute joy.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2019 08:24

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Cruise knows he cannot be killed.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2019 10:43

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I wonder if they got Crudup to play Manhattan?

# ¿ Jul 20, 2019 22:41

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Jojo Rabbit looks bonkers.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2019 20:33

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Treat Williams hamming poo poo up in The Phantom was one of the great 90�s action film performances.

A shame his career seemingly turned into dust and dispersed to the wind.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 08:27

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Robert Fett is fuckin� d-e-d.

IG-88, however, is alive and drives a �57 Chevy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6GuyKmibR8

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 06:45

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 06:27

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Rageaholic posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxy8udgWRmo

I...actually want to see this now?

That looks.....

....potentially awesome? Linda Hamilton is such a fuckin� badass. It looks like the timeline passed over John Connor as the savior of humanity and picked that young girl, instead.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 06:52

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