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GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

What in the absolute gently caress?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJoOuyayMKM

Christ I didn't even realize they made a 2.

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GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-8e0cqUGTw

I'm disappointed it's not playing up the MAGA aspect to it like the marketing did.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Everybody in that movie seems so bored to be in that movie. It looks technically competent but there's just this layer of blandness on top of it. Also why are all these Star Wars stories all heists? I'm not really complaining because heists are cool and good but still, give me the slasher film starring Darth Vader that was hinted at in Rogue One.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Who is the target audience of that movie?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I have come to realize that I have no idea what Tom Hardy actually sounds like normally.

For some reason, the scream/yell/shout from that goon after the "We are Venom" line really bothers me. It's such a lovely sound and breaks up the flow so much that I can't help but fixate on it. Why not end the trailer on "We are Venom"?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Nick Cage toned it down? What the gently caress?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

So I guess Ben Mendelsohn is just the go to authoritarian villain now huh?

I feel like that Robin Hood movie came from someone watching this video and going "Hey let's make a movie out of that"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

DLC Inc posted:

when will studios learn that nobody gives a gently caress about Robin Hood or the terrible attempts to make it dark and grim as gently caress

There was that brief period with Hunger Games, Avengers, and Brave causing a spike in people taking up archery. This may be apocryphal since I don't care enough to look it up, but don't underestimate the invisible hand of Big Archery guiding these decisions.

That being said Robin Hood is more interesting than Hawkeye.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Paul Rudd in a serious spy thriller?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkH-MHBItdQ

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiAWS5QrgBE

The comments are exactly what you expect.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS_G8PpeRDA

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I mean, we got an Alan Turing biopic that glossed over the fact that he got chemically castrated and committed suicide, the standard of the Hollywood biopic is not exactly very high.

Biopics are garbage.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Iko Uwais you deserve better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJU6S5KOsNI

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

What happened to Jeremy Renner's character? I know he didn't die, but he was like, pretty okay as a bureaucrat-ish. I hope Rebecca Ferguson takes over the MI franchise, though. She was great in the last one.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Why is Keanu acting like John Wick in that? He even has the Wick beard.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItBwgskZg70

This got posted in TVIV Couch Chat, but holy loving poo poo, I'm laughing so hard I'm almost crying

It's like Person of Interest except it's God instead of a godlike AI.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwRGurIh4QM

Hollywood, just make a We3 movie already, goddamn.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I guess we're doing another live action Jungle Book

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB1KTG-O1V0

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

LesterGroans posted:

I don't think this was posted yet

https://youtu.be/CrCHVOD8C6k

I felt like I had a firm grasp on the premise of the movie and then they completely changed what I thought it would be about like 3-4 times.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g681XwMUpFc

It feels like this movie is lacking any sort of panache or style, but I guess they can't show any of the cool parts of the heist. Don't read the comments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZkj4ppw284

I have no idea what this movie is actually about now. This trailer seems focused on the CIA black ops stuff, while the previous one made it seem like a "hardened killer protects a kid" story, a la Logan. I'm not sure which theme dominates in the movie, though? The soundtrack to this trailer is pretty awful too.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Apparently I've seen Charlie Hunnam in a bunch of different things that I never realized had Charlie Hunnam in them. Truly a chameleon.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeBMQpzoEXQ

This movie looks awful, but if you ever wanted to see Jennifer Garner play the Punisher, this is it right here.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!


I feel like this is one of those Armageddon/Deep Impact situations except this time Disney made this to compete with Ready Player One.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvHSlHhh1gk

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Lotta trailers coming out today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsFc2gguEg

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!


I kinda wonder if anyone would have recognized Lady Gaga if they went by her real name instead.

:nws: for tits and butt and I think some nipple, but this looks kinda awful but possibly hilariously so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ2KJtiNZ0U

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hv-HKJFKcI

I feel like this might be the sort of movie that is technically good but will be forgotten about immediately.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Nobody can forget Tommy Wiseau.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I guess they're losing the supernatural angle maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XenTM_C9fxM

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

David Straithairn nooooo. Actually, did something actually happen with him? He wasn't the most prolific dude in the world, but he's a great character actor that just sorta disappeared recently?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCE39OeR4Js

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

The first trailer made the movie seem pretty interesting, but this one makes it look like irritating garbage. Christ, what an awful trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm_JfhUWy8c

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I think so far my main issue is that that main white guy lead just seems like a whole lotta nothing. It's a character template that we've seen before in like, Sam Worthington in Avatar, Charlie Hunnam in Pacific Rim, Joel Kinnaman in Suicide Squad, etc etc. It's just an absolute void of charisma and character interest that drains those movies of a lead we can care about, goddamn. I really hope Sterling K Brown is the secret main character of the movie, but I get the feeling that won't be the case.

Better trailer than that one that focused on the kid, though.

GrandpaPants fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Jun 26, 2018

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Isn't this a Black Mirror episode?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GFfS0HAN_k

cvnvcnv posted:

Yeah, what a charisma void Kinnaman was in SUICIDE SQUAD playing the lone straight-man to an entire cast of comic book villains. :allears:

He was a bad straight man because they usually at least have some semblance of a presence. Viola Davis played the "straight man" and she played it right.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

The MSJ posted:

I'd be crazy if I'm not excited for Mission Impossible Fallout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLiZeg6zU4M

It's not quite the same when it doesn't include a reloading sound, although I noticed that his beard still magically regenerates. It's sort of amazing how nice a fight scene looks when you don't cut on every punch, though.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Bathroom fight contribution, even though the bathroom doesn't really get destroyed in the process so may disqualify from consideration:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuvVdpM8z6k

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Alhazred posted:

After credits someone enters the room and ask if Dunn has heard about the Village Initiative.

I mean Sixth Sense is an easy tie-in since Haley Joel Osmont already has a superpower.

the superpower is invisibility because that dude disappeared off the face of the planet after AI

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!


Holy poo poo this looks like Empires of the Deep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0p6iUke_2M

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

As cool as Godzilla looks, what, uh, is the premise of the movie? As far as I can tell it's like, semi-apocalyptic, and somehow these megamonsters can stop that from happening somehow?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

It's me, I'm the guy who cares about the plot in (disaster) porn.

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GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Did they change the eyes to make them smaller between the two trailers or did they just cut the second trailer better so that the eyes have some more context within the world?

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