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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

The idea of that tublord climbing on top of a filing cabinet is pretty hilarious

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

It's baffling that somehow for-profit monster hunters are the good guys rather than the government employees providing a public service.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Zanzibar Ham posted:

No see, the government has all these rules and regulations that end up helping the monsters more than innocent people!

How many books will it take to find out the government is directly helping the monsters or are literal monsters or what-have-you?

Well they already said the ban on firearms in federal parks allowed a chain of events that ended with chapter one happening.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Mel Mudkiper posted:

so his dad is frank dux

Seriously though I will never understand the appeal to crazy right wing people about being like "I fought in a war THAT NEVER EXISTED"

Like, congrats, you're a war criminal. Not sure why you're bragging about that.

Because they're ~true patriots~ but the government can never praise them for the heroes they are, which makes their sacrifice even more noble.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

sky shark posted:

Why? We have private contractors doing pretty much everything for the government these days, from intelligence gathering & analysis to direct action missions overseas to providing security to cooking meals. Later books show that the private groups are filled with their share of shitheads too, just like there's assholes in the Monster Control Bureau.

Yeah PMCs probably aren’t the best example to use when trying to say privatization is a good thing.

Also I meant specifically more how gross and predatory it is to demand payment from somebody before killing a monster threatening their very lives. Like if animal control refused to deal with human-aggressive cougars until they got paid off, but worse.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Proteus Jones posted:

The government pays them, and other companies like them, a bounty based on some actuarial tables or something and/or get hired like exterminators by businesses.

They don't go charging around negotiating up front fees with regular folk like they're a group of Witchers.

"We make the rest in contracts set up with various municipalities, organizations, and private individuals with monster problems." sure gives that impression.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Of course this dork has weird calibre hang-ups and thinks that true men only use .45 and .308

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Choco1980 posted:

it's basically the same principle as buckshot, wherein the payload isn't the bullet, but rather inside the bullet to do it's damage piggyback style, correct?


Noooooot really. Buckshot is just a bunch of balls, sometimes held loosely together by a plastic cup or wad of paper while in the gun. Once you fire, the shot itself leaves the packing material before hitting your target. It's basically just a bunch of small bullets all at once rather than a single big bullet. There's not really any piggybacking since they don't strike as a single mass, they strike as a bunch of individual projectiles close together.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

sky shark posted:

It's gun porn for gun people featuring people with guns killing monsters. What concepts are giving you difficulty?

The part where it’s very bad at being something worth reading, even for somebody who is a gun person that likes the idea of stories about shooting monsters.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Renegret posted:

I like the part where the good guys fight the monsters.

It took a really long time but it was really cool when the good guys finally showed up and handcuffed the villains and beat one of them up a bit.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Samizdata posted:

Nope. They were a long lived early race that quickly hid underground a lot. It was only post Sauron/Saruman that they really came topside much.

No dude Morgoth kidnapped a bunch of elves and weaponized them into orcs. It's right there in the Silmarillion. I don't remember where goblins come from, that was a lot more vague.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Why would vampires need to be invited into a building that is explicitly not a home? Sounds like Julie is the real vampire thanks to her tax evasion scheme draining the lifeblood of the nation.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Black Guy. Main Character. Girl.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

GruntMountain posted:

I mean, Sad Puppies did try to get one of Tingle's short stories shortlisted for a Hugo but he refused the nomination.


Chuck Tingle proudly accepted the nomination and has been putting "hugo-nominated author" on his books ever since.

He did say that he wouldn't be able to attend the awards and that Zooey Quinn would accept it for him if he won.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

It’s like Far Cry 5 with all of these constant fade outs

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Everything about Thrall is just the dumbest sort of thing.

Even his use of thee/thou is bad and wrong.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

And then after he saves the world by watching other people do all of the work, he murders an unarmed and potentially innocent man in cold blood.

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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You’re forgetting that thou/thee are the informal forms and Thrall would be using the formal you/ye for a man he does not know well and considers an enemy.

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