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AlbieQuirky posted:whale vaginas seem to be smaller than whale blowholes, but scientists know very little about whale vaginas thanks, you've given me a lot to think about
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:thanks, you've given me a lot to think about ur welcome
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it just seems like the smallest hotdog down the widest hallway without even the misogynistic overtones of the base phrase
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happy bit year, from god's one true time zone
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AlbieQuirky posted:whale vaginas seem to be smaller than whale blowholes, but scientists know very little about whale vaginas he's a modern day herman melville
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AlbieQuirky posted:whale vaginas seem to be smaller than whale blowholes, but scientists know very little about whale vaginas brave enough to try to gently caress a whale, yet still too chickenshit to eat his own dick.
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Midjack posted:brave enough to try to gently caress a whale, yet still too chickenshit to eat his own dick.
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Midjack posted:brave enough to try to gently caress a whale, yet still too chickenshit to eat his own dick. with any luck the former will take care of the latter 
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:with any luck the former will take care of the latter orcas are dolphins not whales, fiat scum
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whe-where is the 30 thousand dollar bitcoin........
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Boxturret posted:whe-where is the 30 thousand dollar bitcoin........ look within your heart there you will find the answer probably maybe not
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BITCOIN IS A GREAT STORE OF VALUE and is better than gold (self.Bitcoin) submitted 4 hours ago by LetgoCryptoredditor for 3 months because of it's usability. Bitcoin can be used to buy products and services while gold can't be used to buy products and services even though gold has a 9 trillion dollar market cap. Who here accepts gold peices for their products? Out of 100 people surveyed only 0 accepts gold peices to buy their products and services including Walmart and Target. Want to start accepting gold peices at your place of business? It'll take having to place those shiny gold peices physically in a store to safekeep them where Bitcoin (a better option) can be stored in Crypto Wallets offline with the ease of moving a portion of those funds online for buying or transferring funds to someone. Gold peices anyone? Bitcoin will likely be stored soon by US Government because of it's ease to use as medium of exchange, remittances, and for lending and trade to leverage its debts. Most of the early adopters of Bitcoin will likely have lots stored and will have more options to transact and transfer funds in a more decentralized way. Looking forward to an open financial system for all people in the future. Buying Bitcoin are you?
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...! posted:BITCOIN IS A GREAT STORE OF VALUE and is better than gold (self.Bitcoin) >go south You go into the store to buy some food. You show the clerk the bitcoin ATM receipt and try to explain that it's worth hundreds of fiat dollars (probably) but he doesn't seem to want to listen and he forces you to leave. >go north You go into the store and pick out some clothes. When you get to the cash register, you try to explain to the sales assistant about bitcoins. You show her the bitcoin ATM receipt and start to explain digital cryptocurrencies but she just calls security and they escort you out before you can finish. >go south One time you read about some guy who bought a house for bitcoins or maybe it was someone who sold a house for bitcoins. You're not really sure. But you know it had something to do with a house, so you feel confident that you'll be able to turn that bitcoin ATM receipt into some shelter. You do not. [...] Your bite is a consumation. You scream a series of ones and zeros into the wound in the fatcat's flesh. You are the digital future made flesh. You go to encounter for the twenty-one millionth time the reality of cryptocurrency and to mine in the ASIC of your soul the uncreated market forces of the blockchain. You...you have no transaction fees. None. You howl at the sky, defying anyone, anything to reverse this transaction. You are suddenly surrounded by activity. You can't follow it all. You feel as if you're floating. You feel as if you're tumbling down. You feel the world shifting around you. This must be one of your powers. After a time you realise you're alone. You feel as though the world has telescoped down to a warm, soft circle around you. In time you come to realise that this means you've liberated the whole world. Everyone must now be part of the bitcoin network. Everyone is connected. Fiat is dead. Digital cryptocurrencies, whatever they are, have triumphed. As you come to this realisation you lean your forehead against one warm soft wall and laugh until tears flow down your face. You've won. You've won. You've won. bitcoin simulator's so gooood
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Boxturret posted:be ashamed of your bad and wrong time zone 
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JST is the true time zone, sfyl timeailures
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Weatherman posted:JST is the true time zone, sfyl timeailures jerk standard time
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i've been using swatch internet time since 1998
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...! posted:jerk standard time yoare mom seems to like it if you get my
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jock standard time it's NERDS a'clock
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"whale loving is consensual by default because whales are big and dangerous and would stop you" "usually people can only do it for a second or so, and I was injured in the attempt"  I know they're reverse chronological, but does this guy seriously not understand why people are calling him a rapist?
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Well I was a bit on the fence about McAfee what with his sketchy antivirus software and third world designer drug sex cult behavior but his whale loving and rape denials have convinced me that 2019 is the year to invest in crypto
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Weatherman posted:yoare mom seems to like it if you get my i dont, what do you mean
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a new take on jonah and the whale
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Wanted By Weed posted:If you scroll down on that tweet he also insinuates that he hosed chickens and ate children that was a mean trick
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...! posted:orcas are dolphins not whales, fiat scum dolphins and orcas are toothed whales, you miserable pile of punctuation 
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:dolphins and orcas are toothed whales, you miserable pile of punctuation toothed whales are a myth, much like boxturret's coolness
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...! posted:toothed whales are a myth, much like boxturret's coolness this is a heresy on the great satoshi, bestower of teeth to all living things
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STORE OF VALUE would be a good name for a dollar store that accepted bitcoin
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:STORE OF VALUE would be a good name for a dollar store that accepted bitcoin Would you call it a dollar store though? Why not something less tied to regressive ideas like ¡F.I.A.T.!
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Wanted By Weed posted:If you scroll down on that tweet he also insinuates that he hosed chickens and ate children at the same time?
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mcafee has a wife?! who i guess is down with his 🐋 tales? https://mobile.twitter.com/theemrsmcafee/status/1078767341234601984
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:mcafee has a wife?! who i guess is down with his 🐋 tales? are you sure he just didn't pay someone to wed him to his real doll?
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