MLS MDT April: SoccerPlex is on their feet!

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trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

DC United

# ? Apr 15, 2018 00:10

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# ? May 6, 2024 19:10

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

That was a hell of a half-volley.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 00:20

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Columbus will score....

eventually

apparently not by bicycle kick

# ? Apr 15, 2018 01:36

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

i can not turn off closed captioning on ESPN+ and it is very annoying

# ? Apr 15, 2018 01:46

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

What a stupid game that was. I think we had six defenders on the field at one point in a 6-3-0 trying to stop Columbus from scoring.

And Segura had to stare at the supporters an demand they cheer while DC were up a goal and down a man, which says a lot about the funereal state of our team.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 04:21

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Minnesota finally signed a designated player. Maybe they should sign a couple more, based on how Quintero has played tonight.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 05:07

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Adi scored a great goal, but it was overturned by VAR for offside

# ? Apr 15, 2018 05:20

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

lol and now a fully sick own goal volley by the Timbers

# ? Apr 15, 2018 05:21

porkface: Dec 29, 2000

Timbers blowouts sure are uneasy.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 05:21

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Owen Goal strikes again. This game is all over the place. Timbers truly don't know how defense works.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 05:22

plainswalker75: Feb 22, 2003; Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles; Hair Elf

Never underestimate the Timbers' skill at cocking things up

# ? Apr 15, 2018 05:22

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

plainswalker75 posted:

Never underestimate the Timbers' skill at cocking things up

Timbers would need to lead by 5 and be in stoppage time and against 9 players before I felt confident they could get a point.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 05:26

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

this game owns

# ? Apr 15, 2018 05:31

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

What a game.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 05:34

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Today is the day I see my team win a game of league soccer in TYOOL 2018

Because the Reign kick off in 2 hours and I missed their opener

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Apr 15, 2018

# ? Apr 15, 2018 20:07

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Oh good, another injured Sounder :shepicide:

# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:19

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

Oh good, another injured Sounder

They've looked good so far, so of course there had to be an injury.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:22

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Not sure if that was great from Frei or terrible from Shelton.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:31

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I'm surprised they didn't go to VAR and give out a red because that's happened almost every loving game for us.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:34

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

The Sounders can't fuckin score

whypick1 posted:

I'm surprised they didn't go to VAR and give out a red because that's happened almost every loving game for us.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:42

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Of course

Psst, Nouhou: he's not going to cut inside.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:42

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

This team loving sucks and I can't figure out why.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:44

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Yeah, I heard that.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:53

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

YES@!!!!!!!!!

# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:56

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

THE SEATTLE SOUNDERS HAVE SCORED A GOAL IN 2018 :siren:

# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:57

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Lmao KC

# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:57

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Holy poo poo, the Sounders have scored a goal in 2018?

# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:58

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

That was a good goal.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 22:01

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

loving FINALLY!

# ? Apr 15, 2018 22:04

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Keep it dammit.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 22:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

Keep it dammit.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ? Apr 15, 2018 22:27

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

What the hell is happening

ha I thought they were going to overturn the VAR

# ? Apr 15, 2018 22:28

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

VAR is loving awful and I can't wait for them to get rid of it

# ? Apr 15, 2018 22:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

That was overturned though. Linesman initially called handball.

# ? Apr 15, 2018 22:29

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