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Never judge a clown until you have laughed a mile in their shoes

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Clowns are kept in a preserve and paraded around to appear as if they are happy. The clownkeepers do this to the clowns to make them suffer because when the lights go out and the crowds have all gone home to thier collective little happy places the clownkeepers extract their tears, but it must be done in secrecy.

When there's no one around.

That smile on their face is just to fool the public. Don't let that glad expression give you the wrong impression- really, they're sad. Of the myriad of things known to man, fewer things are known to be sadder than the tears of a clown.

Especially when there's no one around.

They'll try to appear to be carefree. It's only to camouflage their sadness; perhaps to shield their pride? They'll cover the hurt with a shield of gladness but don't let thier show fool you! I just want you to know it's just for show!

In closing, while there are documented cases of things known to man that are horrifically sad, none are indeed sadder than verified clown tears. Especially when there's no one around.

-Dr. William "Smokey" Robinson

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Nosfereefer posted:

read the thread

WHOOPS!

*honk!* *honk!*

BOY, DO I HAVE PIE ON MY FACE!

*hits self in face with pie*

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I was hoping you'd get it :)

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