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the vile sjws hate him that he tells it like it is and gets attention from mad hotties, but they also want to steal his superior semen, so they can impregnate themselves to extort him
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despite esr’s grotesque appearance, the hottie’s eyes (and boobs) perked up when she realized esr must be a wicked rich hunk of man! esr had to get some emergecy lunch tho really quick, which is why he didnt have time to bang the hottie and make her pregnant with child 👶🏻
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Everybody loves Raymond.
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Stymie posted:i know your whole thing is being generally oblivious, but hurry up and gently caress off already the virgin Embarrassing Stymie Response vs. the chad Riposte Master Statement
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Tom Collins posted:the virgin Embarrassing Stymie Response vs. the chad Riposte Master Statement jesus wept
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Bath Tubs posted:Richards tall man
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Gazpacho posted:
well if you lower road maintenance funding below 100% then road tiles will spontaneously become razed and you will regret this!
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~Coxy posted:well if you lower road maintenance funding below 100% then road tiles will spontaneously become razed and you will regret this! lol if your whole city isnt an arcology hellscape just lol
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replying to the op: i didn't know they stacked poo poo that high!
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lol @ Stallman considering his height private information.
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the man that wont reply with an answer is named stallman
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akadajet posted:replying to the op: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc
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Agile Vector posted:the man that wont reply with an answer is named stallman 
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Agile Vector posted:the man that wont reply with an answer is named stallman not sure it's nice to comment on his WAIT
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rms embodies everything about my nerdy youth that i now despise and am glad to have grown out of
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rms thinks it's 1973 and that a computer is something you have to interact with by submitting batch jobs to run overnight
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nice to see stymie getting riled for once thanks tc see you in another five years I guess
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Sweevo posted:rms thinks it's 1973 and that a computer is something you have to interact with by submitting batch jobs to run overnight 
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George posted:he is a giant in certain circles
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Gazpacho posted:ie his waistline that'd be a great circle
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Tatsujin posted:nice to see stymie getting riled for once thanks tc see you in another five years I guess you can go ahead and gently caress off too if you're going to defend him
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Today is RMS's birthday. Happy birthday RMS!
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*beckons you closer* it’s free *wink*
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excuse me but celebrating the birth of a baby isn't on topic here
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Gazpacho posted:excuse me but celebrating the birth of a baby isn't on topic here Goddamnit...
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President Beep posted:i’ll recognize his birthday but only because “happy birthday” is in the public domain now. wait what, really?
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Rex-Goliath posted:wait what, really? peep this: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/happy-birthday-song-officially-recognized-in-public-domain/
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I HAVE GOUT posted:Thanks for the well-wishes, everyone!
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Richard Stallman is two feet tall. Hard to believe, but its true.
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Roosevelt posted:i'm not going to hassle him any more. i'm already pretty weirded out that i got drunk and thought it was a good idea to write to Richard Matthew Stallman to ask him how tall he is lol bless you for this though, his reply is pretty funny
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:R ms From: neutopia@genesis.nred.ma.us (Doctress Neutopia) Newsgroups: alt.society.neutopia,alt.cyberpunk,alt.cyberspace Subject: remarks and remarkable Date: 28 Nov 1995 08:19:44 GMT Organization: Genesis Public Access Unix Message-ID: <49egn0$ruk@ceylon.gte.com> Below is the letter I wrote after our first night together. You can see that it was a preview as to what would happen on our second night together. I have contemplated not sending it to you and just saying to hell with you, you are not worth the terrible, but I believe I have insights into your psyche ignorance which is my duty to share with you. You are not going to like what I am going to say. As you said, I am too direct and sharp in my approach with people which has made me unpopular to nearly every man on this planet. Of course, I still believe in that rare visionary genius who can understand what I am saying about the miracle of true love. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- For your information, I made it back to Amherst safely. It hurts a little to think that you don't really care, but that is the way I feel. I have always thought that I was low on your priority list and tonight I feel more than ever that that is the case. That is the reason I dare not give you the most precious thing in my life, my heart, and the reason why I can not make you my beloved genius of my epic love poem because of your polygamy-- the typical male disease. How could I possibly compete with the other loves of your life? The stylish clothes of Sam, the brilliant artwork and humanitarian deeds of Melinda, the thrill of having two women at once, the nurturance of having the married woman bath you, the possibility of meeting someone new while you are in Hong kong. I don't think this is jealously on my part, but my unwillingness of play the GAME of competing with the other women for your love and affection, to be your "sweetheart." How do you think I felt when you were in bed with me while you were talking on the phone to Melinda telling her that you love her? You could have been sensitive to my feelings and at least told her something about me. Or let me talk to her directly so that I could have shared in your conversation with her. The way it appears was that she was your secret virtual lover. That phone call made me feel so unwanted, unloved and slutty. It was then that I realized that if I was to be one of your women I would be like a doll sitting on your shelf. When you wanted to play with me you would contact me and play a little while before putting me back on the shelf. If I walked away, you would not even blink an eye in sorrow, not even bothering to question why I am walking away. One thing I have realized about love is that it is transcendent which is why virtual love seems so real. If you are a genius than you ought to realize that it is in the world of ideas where we find the divine connections which bring purpose and meaning to love. But for you love is a magical chance occurrence which has no reason or mission. You know, I think love is more than a science than that! So, you see your work as a mission and the reason for existence, while love, dear love, is only a chance occurrence with no other purpose other than to make you feel pleasure. Richard, this is the traditional, stereotypical way of thinking about romance. I would never want to be in the role of a "sweetheart", someone whom you could come to bed with after your work night is over. My goal is to be someone's partner, not only in love but in work, to help advance the idea of a free software and hardward world. After all, how can I be your sweetie? You said that I taste like broccoli, not chocolate, not sweet like the M & Ms which are making you fat. It does seem rather ironic to me that you call yourself epicurian when you eat such tasteless candy! By the way, I did *really* enjoy dancing with you to that song about being fat. You are a very expressive dancer and I would like to dance with you again in a free form style. I don't know if you will ever get me into a contra dance because, well, I am just not a traditional type of person. I think in terms of science fiction and so I enjoy far-out music that I can really move my body in unusual ways. I must say that tasting like broccoli is much better than being sweet because it is a nutritious and an anti-cancer food where as sweet things like M & Ms have cancer causing agents in the colorful dyes. But how could I, a doctress, teach an official genius like you anything anyway? One of the most tender moments of our conversation was when you said that you believed that there might be a way that you could love the Goddess. But later on after hearing your pessimistic, atheistic, anarchic, militaristic world view, I realized that it would take a volcanic eruption to change you. But isn't the genius of the generation all about that *kind* of passion? I think the fortune cookie might have been right. You asked me to ask a question to it before opening it so I asked, "Who do you love?" After you opened it, and discovered that there was no fortune inside, you said, "I guess that means that I love no one." Does this mean that you don't even love yourself? From what you have said, you don't even have faith in your own success. Stallman, there is no room for failure in this world-wide lovolution. I wish I could say something which would make you less afraid of my uncontrollable revolutionary love and the dangerous times we find ourselves in especially now that another world war and broken out in Europe. How I wish I could give you my hand and lead you into the next millennium of change so great that we dance from one epoch to the next in a graceful genital embrace to find that the dance has lead us and generations to come into the galactic biospheres of Neutopia. But what would that take? Change on your part and mine. If we agreed that we liked each other enough to work on developing a serious relationship, then we would have to make it so that I would have work space in your room. That would required us to rearrange and clean up the room so that when I wake up in the morning, I could get directly online and not have to stay in bed and lie there awake waiting for you to get up. I am not here to serve men, but to serve love. In order for me to use your computer you would have to clean if off. Look at your keyboard right now. The hair, food, whatever dirt it is is DISGUSTING. Richard, we need to help make this information revolution turn towards the direction of freedom and love as the source of truth and justice. We are coming at it in different ways, you being a programmer and me being a cultural transformationist, but there seems to be a common ground between us if you can mature enough to give up your polygamous anarchy and move with me to world governed by the feeling of true organic bliss between our bodies. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Today I wrote the following: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, a lot of information about our relationship certainly was revealed this past weekend! Now we know that you could never develop a great love for me since there are certain aspects to my personality which you are revolted by. I also learned that you don't believe you are a visionary genius, the kind to cause a mutation in 20th thought and, most importantly, behavior. Yes, I do think that the Free Software Foundation and your work against Copyright Law is part of that great vision, but you are not a holistic thinker which is quite clear in your fragmented sexual habits. You see, holistic thinking is required to be able to visualize an alternative society. Since the joy of sacred union is not in our future, I extend my hand in friendship to you, that is, if you want it. Please feel free to contact me if you need a friend or if you want to discuss ideas. At some point when you get around to it, please send me your criticism of my genius essay. I am very curious to read your comments. Also thanks for showing me about emacs. I want to learn more about it so that I will become just as efficient on it as you. I will also never forget dancing International Folk dances in the halls ways of Tech Square at MIT. I wanted so much to stop dancing for a moment and write the word LOVOLUTION on the blackboard of the sitting space as we dance passed it. Maybe next time. Also, if it is possible in the future, I would also like to borrow that book _The Millennium Project_ so that I can take a slide of the architectural drawing on the nuclear family crater house on the moon for my slide collection. If you care to read and criticize my more of my work, you can find some stuff on my Web page which I don't suspect you haven't checked out. It is http://genesis.tiac.net/neutopia/ If interested you can download a copy of my dissertation on the Gaia Religion, The Sacred Marriage of Art and Science which goes into my philosophy of love. Hey, this is a funny thing. Did you know that the name of Bill Gate's wife is Melinda? Isn't that the name of your virtual sweetheart? Juno Neutopia
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