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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > I HAVE PET
 
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betaraywil
Dec 30, 2006

Gather the wind
Though the wind won't help you fly at all

 When I was doing a turtle thing with the Central Park Conservancy this lady kept coming by and telling me about her box turtle and how he couldn't get his penis to stay inside his tail because he's obese. DRANKLIN don't eat the shrimps too much so the OP doesn't have to be that lady

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