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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Here's a long one an uncle from Texas told me. It has nothing to do with Texas.
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A new special ed teacher was finding her efforts to teach her class constantly thwarted by their specialness. Even basic recognition of body parts seemed beyond them.

"Who can find their forehead? Go ahead and touch your forehead to show me!" She would say, and all the children would flail their arms around, making special noises as they did so, but none could locate their forehead, no matter how many times she showed them by touching her own forehead.

This went on for several weeks, she and her students getting increasingly frustrated by the lesson, until finally she decided on a different tact. That morning when she came into her classroom she brought with her an ice cream cone.

"Whoever can show me their forehead first will get this ice cream cone," she said.

This all children, regardless of individual circumstance, understand and so they set about frantically attempting to locate a forehead, any forehead. After much chaos in the room one boy near the front smacked his hand against his forehead with a triumphant "Mneh"

"Very good!" The teacher exclaimed and handed him the ice cream cone.

The child regarded the cone for a moment and then with a no less triumphant "Mneh" smashed it into his forehead.

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