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'hoy there! This is the place for stupid, punny, and groan-inducing jokes. Not sure a joke fits? If you find yourself making this face after delivering the punchline: ...it's definitely a dad/uncle joke. Share it! Blue humor's fine; but dad/uncle jokes tend to focus on bad or stupid puns, so keep that in mind. Here's a few to get you started: Why did the vampire's roommates not sleep well last night? 'Cause his coffin was so loud. What is a tree's favorite drink? Root beer. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be BAYgulls.
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These are great! Thanks for sharing, folks. Why did the mafioso do his deals in the shade? Because it was shady. What's a vampire's favorite kind of boat? A blood vessel. What did Bruce Lee say when he was thirsty? WA TA!
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A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?". "No, go right ahead", she replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora", and sits back down. "Thanks", the woman says, "that means a lot."
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Apr 29, 2018 05:43
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Vadun posted:Why don't Jewish women make coffee? 
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Aug 17, 2018 09:01
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What member of a flock would make a good ninja? The black sheep!
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Why aren't horses allowed in serious discussions? They're nothing but NEIGH sayers.
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