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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Stupid Dad Jokes: :dadjoke:
 
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mastergeebo
Sep 26, 2004

Via con Dios, el Dingo
What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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mastergeebo
Sep 26, 2004

Via con Dios, el Dingo
Whenever someone asks me about my beard, i.e. how long I've had it, I tell them I wasn't sure about having a big beard but then it grew on me.

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