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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Love the "I came here because I got perma'd from Reddit" guy having an immediate meltdown lmao

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

kalel posted:

being asked to spend money on something you think you're getting for free is a tough sell in the current year

people pay for onlyfans porn thats easily leaked/pirated, never mind all the other microtransastion stuff or multiple zombie subscription services; streaming services they keep open because they might want it later even though its been months or years since they used it.( also never mind im pretty sure you can keep using new emails to sign up so you can get endless promo trial)

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

PhazonLink posted:

people pay for onlyfans

That's called solidarity among the working class :ussr:

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!

Sentient Data posted:

That's called solidarity among the working class :ussr:

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I'm doing my part - and how

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

What the hell happened in here

Kevin Bacon
Sep 22, 2010

Reddit

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


syntaxfunction posted:

Love the "I came here because I got perma'd from Reddit" guy having an immediate meltdown lmao

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Sentient Data posted:

That's called solidarity among the working class :ussr:

This :haibrow:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I paid $10 20 years ago and am now Bezos level rich in laughs from this site

It's an overall good investment

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.
Giggle economy

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


This is what passes for a post on this hell site:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/...nt=share_button

Just a picture of a box, and "can't wait to play oh well off to work"

loving zero effort, just a mindless rush to post

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Beastie posted:

This is what passes for a post on this hell site:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/...nt=share_button

Just a picture of a box, and "can't wait to play oh well off to work"

loving zero effort, just a mindless rush to post

Imagine that.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Beastie posted:

This is what passes for a post on this hell site:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/...nt=share_button

Just a picture of a box, and "can't wait to play oh well off to work"

loving zero effort, just a mindless rush to post

Difficult to even believe fr fr

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Beastie posted:

This is what passes for a post on this hell site:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/...nt=share_button

Just a picture of a box, and "can't wait to play oh well off to work"

loving zero effort, just a mindless rush to post

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
This is what passes for a post on this hell site:

Onlyfans

Just a picture of a box, and "can't wait to play oh well off to work"

loving zero effort, just a mindless rush to post

Kevin Bacon
Sep 22, 2010



can't wait to post! oh well, off to work

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Beastie posted:

This is what passes for a post on this hell site:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/...nt=share_button

Just a picture of a box, and "can't wait to play oh well off to work"

loving zero effort, just a mindless rush to post

And it was most likely posted by a marketing account

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Look at that guy brag about being gainfully employed on reddit. Pretty rude

Kefa
Jul 14, 2023

steinrokkan posted:

And it was most likely posted by a marketing account

I don’t think steam pays for posts on steam deck subreddit lol.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

nobody likes posting about videogames or the products they've purchased. it HAS to be an ad.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


ever seen the nintendo switch subreddit?

there's like 6 posts like that a day all with various sob stories about how poverty ridden they are and how the nintnedo swotch is gonna save theirt depression

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Kefa posted:

I don’t think steam pays for posts on steam deck subreddit lol.

Companies serve ads to their existing customers for no other reason than to maintain"engagement" all the loving time

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

steinrokkan posted:

Companies serve ads to their existing customers for no other reason than to maintain"engagement" all the loving time

I'm pretty sure you're overthinking this, maybe you should take some time to relax and enjoy a delicious Coca-Cola beverage? They're available in many different flavours and formulations to help the every day person get that amazing carbonated taste in whatever way they like best. It's good to be carbonated, it isn't good to worry about advertisers, so just don't worry, and have a chill time with your favourite chilled Coca-Cola product!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
can people make screencaps of redit please?

reddit is some how more bitchy about blocking VPN ips for some reason

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Slotducks posted:

ever seen the nintendo switch subreddit?

there's like 6 posts like that a day all with various sob stories about how poverty ridden they are and how the nintnedo swotch is gonna save theirt depression

It's because they're addicted to getting upvotes but too dumb and boring to make posts worth reading. So instead they imitate what they've seen get some number of upvotes for other users.

Have y'all forgotten about the people in old style forums who would post white noise constantly to get the post count indicator under their name to change color or gain little titles?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Guys I went into a leftist space and called them a bunch of idiots and they banned me. No I didn't mean it like that they are so mean.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Guys I went into a leftist space and called them a bunch of idiots and they banned me. No I didn't mean it like that they are so mean.

I did think immediately of the "I got banned for espousing conservative opinions!" posts where "conservative opinion" is standing in for "shouted racial/sexual epithets at someone for disagreeing"

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Guys I went into a leftist space and called them a bunch of idiots and they banned me. No I didn't mean it like that they are so mean.

are you referring to the dumbass that said the SA userbase should get purged cuz he only got a probe for that lol

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Slotducks posted:

ever seen the nintendo switch subreddit?

there's like 6 posts like that a day all with various sob stories about how poverty ridden they are and how the nintnedo swotch is gonna save theirt depression

The Kindle reddit banned discussion of books. You can only post pictures of how you decorated your Kindle.



Unrelated: Redditors are dumb.

Is this a fake fbi card?

This fbi agent was talking to me and texted me and I asked him to send me his id and he sent me this, I have a suspicion it is fake but I want to clarify because idk what they’re supposed to look like and if this is real or not?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Amateur hour, you'd think there would be a black market fiver for off-hours graphic designers or something

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

FBI texting buddy

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Zero One posted:

The Kindle reddit banned discussion of books. You can only post pictures of how you decorated your Kindle.



Jesus, so much poo poo in this thread and this is what gets me

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Zero One posted:

This fbi agent was talking to me and texted me and I asked him to send me his id and he sent me this, I have a suspicion it is fake but I want to clarify because idk what they’re supposed to look like and if this is real or not?



Just call the FBI, that's literally why you ask an official for their ID, so you can verify it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Yes sir, we will review the employee badge for authenticity once you kindly wire us the processing fee, which is a $20 Steam card, please do the needful

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Tag yourself, I'm the extremely-photoshopped name on the badge

e: No I take it back I'm the semi-transparent watermark in a foreign language

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I'm the FBI agent wearing a military uniform.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




well it's not expired so it checks out

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I am so tired of the FBI asking me to do the needful.

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
You say that but they were super helpful by calling off the police that were on the way to arrest me because someone else stole my social identity number

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