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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
FBI = Fuckin' Buncha Idiots!!!!

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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I'm the id card that appears to also be a chip and pin debit card

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


ContinuityNewTimes posted:

I'm the id card that appears to also be a chip and pin debit card

The chip is a real thing, part of the CAC (Common Access Card) used for military ids.

The fact that the FBI is not a part of the Department of Defense seems to have slipped the scammer's mind.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
i wonder if the generic white guy for the sample example is just a stock photo guy or a legit guy.

"yo dude you want to be imortalized in all training / manual / FAQ material forever?"

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I’m the redditors pointing out that the watermark isn’t part of the lovely photoshop it’s part of the image service they used to upload it

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I’m just so tired of all these FBI Wars.

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009



Heartwarming

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
great username

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

^This

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Classic English problem really, historically covered in many textbooks.

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

syntaxfunction posted:

Classic English problem really, historically covered in many textbooks.

Often referenced in the humourous phrase "helping your uncle jack off his brother".

Wait.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

That's either bait or first tier guillotine material

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
The strangest thing about that story is a wankfic writer caring about incest.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
How else do you propose someone learn English if not this?

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

I need to know if Amelia is a 9000 year old dragon in the body of a 12 year old Japanese schoolgirl. This is very important to answering the question.

(User has been banished to Reddit permanently.)

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


will this be on the test

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Megillah Gorilla posted:

The strangest thing about that story is a wankfic writer caring about incest.

Makes sense to me, it's not going to do nearly the same numbers if it isn't

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Author is probably worried about getting the right category tags on his wank story,

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
im just waiting for the reveal its just the plot of a popular manga

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

It was the Doctor all along!

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Amelia... Was a man... With a hook!!

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

Admiralty Flag posted:

I need to know if Amelia is a 9000 year old dragon in the body of a 12 year old Japanese schoolgirl.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
:kstare:

Kefa
Jul 14, 2023


So? No one in this thread has answered the question…

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Question 1 depends on how rigorous of a definition of incest you want to use, question 2 depends on if you think kirk is still the original one or if he got killed every time he used a transporter

Techno Remix
Feb 13, 2012

Attention everyone. I have achieved … coitus!

XeeD
Jul 10, 2001
I see invisible dumptrucks.
Pics or it didn't happen.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
epic

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Techno Remix posted:

Attention everyone. I have achieved … coitus!

WOW!

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Techno Remix posted:

Attention everyone. I have achieved … coitus!

congratulations!

Techno Remix
Feb 13, 2012

I kinda feel bad making fun of it since I’m just seeing that’s in an English learning sub, but c’mon.

Maybe Reddit posters can use that instead of “sexytimes”.

“TIFU by achieving coitus at my (relative)’s (occasion)”

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Techno Remix posted:

Attention everyone. I have achieved … coitus!

How many more trophies you need for the plat?

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
from a couple pages back

FurtherReading posted:

No you didn't. Reddit will only perma people for poo poo like vote manipulation and spamming.

lmao i don't know where you got this impression

They once perma'd a person who ran a small subreddit for black women. The subreddit was getting raided constantly by typical reddit racists from subs like /r/n****rs and /r/c**ntown. She appealed to the admins, who said it was free speech, nothing they can do.
She then out of desperation went to their sub and basically plead "can you please leave us alone"
Then the admins perma'd her for "interfering with the subreddit's culture".

Don't trust what they say, watch what they do - don't be naive

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

deep dish peat moss posted:

How many more trophies you need for the plat?

I just spit out my cofee!! Wish I could buy u gold good sir :)

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The Fattest PI posted:

from a couple pages back

lmao i don't know where you got this impression

They once perma'd a person who ran a small subreddit for black women. The subreddit was getting raided constantly by typical reddit racists from subs like /r/n****rs and /r/c**ntown. She appealed to the admins, who said it was free speech, nothing they can do.
She then out of desperation went to their sub and basically plead "can you please leave us alone"
Then the admins perma'd her for "interfering with the subreddit's culture".

Don't trust what they say, watch what they do - don't be naive

Worst place on the internet

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1c5c115/uk_to_criminalize_creating_sexually_explicit/

They're mad as hell about it

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
The one time the UK does a good law about pornography and they suddenly lose their poo poo.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Mandela Effect continues to bring the absolute dumbest people:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEff...nt=share_button

quote:

Courteney Cox was never in Desperate Housewives?
Discussion


I have never watched Desperate Housewives, but

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

She wasn’t in my timeline

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