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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

If you are thirsty drink water, anything else is in your head or a health condition you should consult your doctor about.

See:

Fitzgerlad, Matt. Diet Cults: The Surprising Fallacy at the Core of Nutrition Fads and a Guide to Healthy Eating for the Rest of Us (2014)

Rovell, Darren. First in Thirst: How Gatorade Turned the Science of Sweat into a Cultural Phenomenon (2005)

Noakes, Timothy. Waterlogged: The Serious Problem of Overhydration in Endurance Sports (2012)

Noakes, Timothy. THE HYPONATREMIA OF EXERCISE
https://www.crossfit.com/essentials/the-hyponatremia-of-exercise-part-1

Cleveland Clinic: Electrolytes
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diagnostics/21790-electrolytes

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Apr 24, 2024

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RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
i will drink coffee :devil:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Most of my water consumption is from coffee

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Internet Old One posted:

Aside from the not great history of the name I gotta defend the water worship. Well past the 8-eights a day, way past what you'd drink left to your own devices... there's a water nirvana that few experience.

Maybe it's just water intox but I have way more energy and less health complaints when I drink a lot of water and I notice other people who had to live in the desert have stayed true to the faith, also the gym has many enlightened bros despite the heretical decrees of Planet Fitness on the matter of gallon jugs.

My wife recently got put on meds where she needs to drink more water and she admits once she was blind but now she can see the truth.

I read this post and now I'm getting r/barefootislegal "Because You Read Similar Posts" in my feed

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
Hey this is supposed to be about Reddit but if any of you want to argue passionately about (not) drinking water:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=4059267&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post539140193

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I read this post and now I'm getting r/barefootislegal "Because You Read Similar Posts" in my feed

Let me tell you about the amazing health benefits of not wearing shoes......

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
It's okay if people don't think or talk about reddit especially in this thread

Willatron
Sep 22, 2009
Reddit is a pretty good porn aggregator. Dunno what the rest of the site is all about though

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


I'm glad my life is not so aggressively mediocre that I need an internet community devoted to a basic bodily function.

Is there an r/walkingwithonefootinfrontoftheotherhomies?

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
he's just evolving back into a whale

return to the sea waterone

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I'm glad my life is not so aggressively mediocre that I need an internet community devoted to a basic bodily function.

Is there an r/walkingwithonefootinfrontoftheotherhomies?
my homie you need to chill

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
Imagine if everyone wiped their rear end a single time and then complained about their rear end itching and the TV was full of ads for creams and special underwear and pills to make their asses stop itching.

This is how the dehydrated look to the enlightened.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


cumpantry posted:

my homie you need to chill

but which is the right subreddit to join for doing this the right way?

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Thread, I need help.

2 days ago the mobile web site version of Reddit added a "Show more comments" button at 10 or so post line of every reddit thread. You need to click on it to load the rest of the comments but it's obviously already per-loaded the comments so it's only job is to make the act of reading the comments worse.


Beyond the success of making Reddit worse, is there a way to turn the thing off?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Willatron posted:

Reddit is a pretty good porn aggregator. Dunno what the rest of the site is all about though

I just assumed the website infamous for aggregating child SAM was NOT a pretty good porn aggregator. I could be wrong.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Shameless astroturfing from Big Water - "the ocean" yeah right

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Simply do not use reddit? That works for me.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I just assumed the website infamous for aggregating child SAM was NOT a pretty good porn aggregator. I could be wrong.

it's infamous because it's pretty good at it

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Uh, I might regret this, but what is the negative source of hydro homies? It's not that I doubt the awfulness of Reddit, but an mystified at what negative connotation the name has.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
it used to be called water(n-word)s

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





R.L. Stine posted:

it used to be called water(n-word)s

Huh. Still doesn't make sense but I get what you all are talking about now.

E: Wait, was it still just about drinking water??

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Strategic Tea posted:

Shameless astroturfing from Big Water - "the ocean" yeah right

their endorsement of Land Before Time IX was insufficient

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
4/24/2024
Goons discover an annoying Reddit thing that people stopped finding funny in 2017.

Fascinating.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Leon Sumbitches posted:

Huh. Still doesn't make sense but I get what you all are talking about now.

E: Wait, was it still just about drinking water??

I think it's like those memes about bitcoin and nft and such where someone says "no that can't be right, that's too dumb, explain it using different words"

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
"I need a subreddit to tell me to stay hydrated" is up there with "I need the lobster fucker to tell me to clean my room" goddamn.

Also every time I hear that Reddit is a good porn aggregator all I can think is "isn't most of the internet at this point?" Like come on, it is not hard to find even specific poo poo within seconds on the internet without Reddit, except most elsewhere comes without a poo poo tonne of built in commentary and parasocial weirdness.

Porn on Reddit is loving weird because it's either people reposting stuff they're really weird about, or creators making stuff that is very specifically targeting an audience in a parasocial way.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


I've been following HydroHomies for about a year. It generally seems to be good vibes and pictures of people's water jugs or refreshing looking glasses of water.

I wouldn't even say it's there to remind people to drink water. Just seems like a wholesome but stupid club.

Didn't know about the old name, that's loving stupid.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Internet Old One posted:

Imagine if everyone wiped their rear end a single time and then complained about their rear end itching and the TV was full of ads for creams and special underwear and pills to make their asses stop itching.

This is how the dehydrated look to the enlightened.

You said wiping instead of dab dry which makes it sound like you need the intervention of r/bidetbros

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic
I lose about a thimble full of water per day. If I get thirsty I just sip the reclaimed moisture from the catchpockets of my properly-fit stillsuit of Fremen manufacture.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Khanstant posted:

You said wiping instead of dab dry which makes it sound like you need the intervention of r/bidetbros

Ideally, water is meeting in the middle, blasted in from both ends

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Internet Old One posted:

Imagine if everyone wiped their rear end a single time and then complained about their rear end itching and the TV was full of ads for creams and special underwear and pills to make their asses stop itching.

This is how the dehydrated look to the enlightened.

If your husband is agitated and has an itchy anus this is a common sign of distress in the species and they should be rehomed immediately.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I heard on Reddit that men only wipe their asses if they're scared, so it isn't cute or good, you're abusing them smdh

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I'm thin and in great shape so I drink when I'm thirsty I bet you super water people just like to expand your flesh to flatten out the wrinkles like a water balloon

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Not a single stillsuit in sight, certainly no hood or mask or breathing tube, terrible actual water discipline.

Look at reddit stomping all over yet another marginalized culture for aesthetics.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

Khanstant posted:

You said wiping instead of dab dry which makes it sound like you need the intervention of r/bidetbros

This is the true way. With water.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Comstar posted:

Thread, I need help.

2 days ago the mobile web site version of Reddit added a "Show more comments" button at 10 or so post line of every reddit thread. You need to click on it to load the rest of the comments but it's obviously already per-loaded the comments so it's only job is to make the act of reading the comments worse.


Beyond the success of making Reddit worse, is there a way to turn the thing off?

I've seen that for a very long time. I thought it was always like that.

It's really loving annoying that every time I open a reddit page on my phone a popup comes up to get the app or continue.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Lately Google has just been giving AI summaries of whatever I would've clicked that reddit link for but yeah it sucks using reddit.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

Not a single stillsuit in sight, certainly no hood or mask or breathing tube, terrible actual water discipline.

Look at reddit stomping all over yet another marginalized culture for aesthetics.

It made me cry and I wasted my water!

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Comstar posted:

Thread, I need help.

2 days ago the mobile web site version of Reddit added a "Show more comments" button at 10 or so post line of every reddit thread. You need to click on it to load the rest of the comments but it's obviously already per-loaded the comments so it's only job is to make the act of reading the comments worse.


Beyond the success of making Reddit worse, is there a way to turn the thing off?

the solution is to never visit reddit on your phone.
their mobile site has always been bad, their official app somehow even worse
at some point they also killed the least-bad of the three(?!) different versions of their mobile site they were maintaining in an effort to force more people into the app. and of course they killed all the usable third party apps too
if you really need to because it was the only result for some google search or something, just tick the "use desktop site" option in your browser. and probably use old.reddit.com too

if you're extremely reddit brained and simply can't give it up there is some dumb workaround to still use the old third party apps by registering a dev account and using your personal API key

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

the solution is to never visit reddit on your phone.

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Beastie posted:

I wouldn't even say it's there to remind people to drink water. Just seems like a wholesome but stupid club.

The word "wholesome" is one of the most reddit words that exists.

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