Reddit: A fiesta of problematic statements

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Cannon_Fodder: Jul 17, 2007; "Hey, where did Steve go?"
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jimmyjams posted:

what is reddit

If this could talk :goatsecx:

# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 19:36

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 18:56

Cannon_Fodder: Jul 17, 2007; "Hey, where did Steve go?"
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BAYBEE (sp?)

I tried making the "I AM PERMBANNED POSTER xBAYBEEFREEx69" text but ran out of steam.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 16:20

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wa27 posted:

Reddit shouldn't allow site-wide bots. They're all worthless.

Counter-point: unit conversion bots rule

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 16:49

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Yellow Yoshi posted:

cant you just google the conversion

I could even call your mother and ask nicely. That's not the point.

Automation is for convenience and efficiency when used right.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 16:56

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RFC2324 posted:

And yet they think we are idiots for paying to post

I like to think of it as paying 10 to keep the stupid out.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 17:39

Cannon_Fodder: Jul 17, 2007; "Hey, where did Steve go?"
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I think he's brilliant.

He's figured out how to make the Live, Laugh, Love wine-mom bullshit and shill it to an even dumber audience.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2021 15:08

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gbs but from 2004 posted:

thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the way

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 18:09

Cannon_Fodder: Jul 17, 2007; "Hey, where did Steve go?"
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Kevin DuBrow posted:

That clearly makes sane sense.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 14:31

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8one6 posted:

Magic and it wouldn't.

Don't listen to this little muggle bitch.

:catstare:

# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 04:28

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Antigravitas posted:

Horrific conditions for both animals and workers in the meat production industry, exploitation of undocumented immigrants, widespread environmental destruction, systemic corruption to shield the industry from scrutiny�

"BuT wHat AbOuT PeTA?!?!?!"

PM_ME_UR_ANUS posted:

This is the way.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2021 13:42

Cannon_Fodder: Jul 17, 2007; "Hey, where did Steve go?"
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I think the guy in the lead is the ghost of future past and the follower is blizzard. Also, the mountain represents just kidding this is stupid.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 03:29

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Caesar Saladin posted:

viideo games, it all has to be video games, every aspect of my life, listening to the donkey kong country soundtrack while i try on my new triforce tshirt, putting my new amiibos on my dedicated amiibo shelf, before i go to the tattoo parlour and get bowser tattooed on my nutsac, video games are everything and every aspect of my entire life

also, here is my son, I named him Metroid

Hey, fucko, the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack is a loving banger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4EjGXRDOH0

I fuckin' love the main theme. I dance my Donkey Kong Funko Pops around the room when it comes on, doing all the moves.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 14:36

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I sure as gently caress will not apologize for enjoying game OSTs.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 18:06

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Colonel Cancer posted:

Blasting that Eve soundtrack during long car trips

I legit let that roll during my workday, since I'm playing with spreadsheets anyway, except here I get paid.

gently caress, this is now a video game OST appreciation post.

Good poo poo:
FTL
Rimworld
Turok!
Perfect Dark
Eve Online
FF Tactics, FFIX, FFVIII, and FFVII - could be nostalgia here

Not sure if it counts, but the Tony Hawk games were loving awesome, but that's actual music

Cannon_Fodder fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Sep 1, 2021

# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 18:13

Cannon_Fodder: Jul 17, 2007; "Hey, where did Steve go?"
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4.5g killed my ego pretty good though

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 20:20

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Mr. Lobe posted:

Did it make you a better person

I'm posting here, aren't I?

:smith:

# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 04:44

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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

The name makes no sense anyway because Mandela became extremely internationally famous and liked much later, he wasn�t viewed as positively or quite as well known until shortly before became president. Like he was still widely seen as a terrorist and a guerrilla if a relatively sympathetic one. So if you �remember him dying in prison� you probably don�t know a goddamn thing about South Africa and if you don�t know a goddamn thing about South Africa you probably would only have a faint idea if at all who he was if he had died in prison.

My dad (an Englishman) is more than excited to let you know that Mandela is :actually:

a terrorist.

:irony:

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 13:53

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pooch516 posted:

TIL

I didn't know.

r/TIFU

Crosspost to

r/fml
r/southeastasianassclappers

# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 13:56

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RPATDO_LAMD posted:

/r/sph (Small Penis Humiliation) has 70k subscribers

How long have you been a mod?

# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 23:34

Cannon_Fodder: Jul 17, 2007; "Hey, where did Steve go?"
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IronicDongz posted:

I'm sorry, loving what?

:psyduck:

# ¿ Oct 1, 2021 21:02

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deep dish peat moss posted:

They think that there is a "being or entity" which controls the Mandela Effect and makes random arbitrary changes to our timeline for unspecified reasons. One of these changes is that they keep changing the spelling of Froot Loops back and forth between Froot Loops and Fruit Loops. They have written "F R [ ] [ ] T" on their wall except the O's are dinner plates that are taped to the wall. The reason they chose dinner plates is because if it was anything else, the being or entity would break into their house and change the shape of the things to say "F R U I T" but with dinner plates for some reason they cannot.

One of the dinner plates fell off the wall and possibly gave them stitches at some point, so they have decided that they will only leave this up until they have children so that a falling dinner plate doesn't harm a child. However their wife is catching on to what a lunatic this person is and they will probably never have children because of it.

Sorry I know you probably weren't asking for an explanation but I had to write it out just to make sure this is real life and not a dream.

Reddit has a large population of people who think the Mandela Effect is an actual literal supernatural phenomenon where extradimensional beings manipulate our world for kicks and not just, you know, people who never paid attention to the spelling of Froot Loops and could have sworn it was Fruit Loops.

I guess my complete bewilderment comes less from this dumb-gently caress theory, or the experiment and more from the requisite narcissism to believe they have the power to unravel the mystery singlehandedly; to unfroot the fruit.

It is I, who will convince the world.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2021 23:14

Cannon_Fodder: Jul 17, 2007; "Hey, where did Steve go?"
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They also add a lower-case t to your name. Pretty sure it stands for troll, but for a long time I thought it was christian lunatic dickwaving with a cross.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2021 14:12

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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

It is kinda funny when goons fall over themselves to proclaim how not Reddit they are.

I�ve totally done this myself in this very thread but comon it�s not THAT different or better.

Mods, how do I buy this man a 'Wholesome Hug' award?

# ¿ Oct 13, 2021 15:40

Cannon_Fodder: Jul 17, 2007; "Hey, where did Steve go?"
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Antigravitas posted:

The Perry Bible Fraternity

# ¿ Oct 13, 2021 17:32

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I'd settle for a slush fund.

Because there's no way this group doesn't drive him to drink.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 14:28

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

It's reddit. I 100% took it at face value.

Please convince me it's not real.

Your mind melting down reading about thread count mistresses is bound to land you right where you fear most.

Something something abyss staring back

# ¿ Dec 27, 2021 02:04

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Zil posted:

Just up in his room, rasterbating all day.

Walls ain't gonna plaster themselves.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2022 21:24

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gbs but from 2004 posted:

those waifu dudes, when they have their romantic dinner dates with an anime character jpg on a laptop, do you think they jerk off directly onto the screen or just next to it?

I suppose the intent is "at" the screen. Whether or not it gets there is up to god.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 01:03

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Theophany posted:

Please don't let that interfere with goons flaggelating themselves over some (wrongly) perceived migroaggression.

I flagellate myself over a ziplocked iPad.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 20:14

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CBD Corndog posted:

WAR JUST LIKE BIDEO GAME

https://reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/tjpr5w/advance_wars_putins_folly/

Please, sir, have my frothiest upboat.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2022 14:32

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 18:56

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This may somehow be worse than actual reddit.

(don't downvote)

# ¿ Mar 29, 2022 20:00

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