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Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

StabMasterArson posted:

Bots that jump into threads when they detect someone spelling something wrong. Whats the point

there's one that links to some lovely xkcd comic every time anyone uses the phrase "x rear end y", e.g. "ugly rear end baby". it's the closest thing current technology has to an autonomous murder bot because I want to die every time I see it

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Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Also I found the subreddits /r/autofellatio and /r/selffuck

some highlight thread titles:

“My cock keeps moving down between my legs when I self suck”

“My progress - so happy and proud”

“Just came in my rear end for the first time! My experience / thoughts”

“How to get balls into your own rear end?”

are you sure these aren't gbs threads?

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Lauroon Kyanka posted:

that website is being astroturf to hell. it's literally just advertising bots talking to other advertising bots. anyone that doesn't like the product gets shadowbanned.

every now and then I see posts from r/INEEEEDIT or whatever and it makes me wonder what percentage of the people there are advertising bots, and what percentage are the worst human beings on planet earth. it's some kind of nightmarish consumerist dystopia straight out of a black mirror episode that was cut for being too over-the-top. the experience never fails to bring me one step closer to understanding the minds of islamic radicals who want to burn our society to the ground

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

I don't understand the obsession with reposting or making poo poo up for upvotes. Nobody on earth looks at or gives a poo poo about your karma, and nobody recognizes who you are. Literally the only time I ever click on anyone's profile is if they're saying something astonishingly stupid and I want to see if they post on T_D (they usually do).

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Relatedly, I've noticed a shockingly high percentage of folks who's profiles I check also post pornhub-esque comments on porn subs. Just the most embarrassing poo poo in the entire universe. Does the world really need to know that u want to cum on those titys? Much like every other woman, the lady on the computer screen is not going to gently caress you. Why do people do this

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

MarcusSA posted:

Oh holy gently caress what the gently caress. That is loving stupid.

I loving hate reddit.

nah, this is the only good thing about the redesign. whenever a line of conversation devolves into complete bullshit that you don't want to read anymore (this is extremely common), you can click that ever-present line to minimize it instead of having to scroll up to find the little minus button, or scroll down to figure out where the nested comment hell finally ends.

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Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Slotducks posted:

Also Aquaman poster gets front page with like 40,000 upvotes? It's just free advertising.

It isn't free advertising. They spend a few hundred bucks for mass upvotes.

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