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Sid Vicious posted:One time I found my local subreddit for my city of Guelph and I posted hey can someone sell me some weed and the admins said please don't do that what is even the point then
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 20:33 |
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phasmid posted:What's wrong with saying "I don't use Facebook because I value my privacy?" nothing except to extreme weirdos who live online and have strange theories about what outside life is like
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 20:58 |
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i like that posted:aren't you a white man. nobody questions your motivations for things just that it is 'rational' and not their business fair enough though man I wish that applied to things that weren't social media habits then
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 21:15 |
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Gumdrop Larry posted:I understand the guns because plenty of people are insecure dumbasses with strange world views. I find the consistent appearance of lock picking sets way more strange and hilarious. my daddy always said dress for the job you want and the job I want is RPG character A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Jun 28, 2018 |
# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 16:36 |
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this would be really pathetic if it was a pistol or something, but this way it fuckin owns
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2018 00:21 |
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I hope he keeps a grenade launcher in the toilet tank
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2018 00:32 |
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imagine how lost you'd have to be to turn to reddit for any kind of advice, on any topic, and then imagine turning to reddit for parenting advice
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2018 06:56 |
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Marlboro for Cats posted:What's with /r/RaisedByNarcissists? you know how if a megathread here runs on too long it gets colonized by weirdo one-note obsessives who spend all their time posting in that thread trying to one-up each other until they've all transitioned from haha funny joke to rooting through the goofy autistic guy's garbage and writing manifestos about how the Chinese are subhuman rat-men? That's the premise Reddit is founded on.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2018 17:03 |
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don't dox my stream of consciousness
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2018 22:45 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:Why did they turn on Neil degrasse tyson? he started being pedantic and tiresome about their nerd media, like an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about, instead of tiresome about pop-science poo poo they don't understand but think sounds impressive, like a real Rick Sanchez style genius these are guys who think Elon Musk is an actual rocket scientist boy genius who's personally inventing his space planes to fly them to Alpha Centauri and the legion of engineers he bought with other peoples' money are, like, just a fashion accessory or something A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jul 10, 2018 |
# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 21:43 |
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what if we made a site that was just the Youtube comments section, without all the videos
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 18:37 |
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nerds get all smug about how 90s moms were wrong about video games turning kids into school shooters when the only wrong part was being overly optimistic about what they'd turn into
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 18:33 |
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technology has not yet advanced enough that bots could accurately simulate being that dumb
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 22:37 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:I bet if you looked at each subreddit and calculated the amount of hours each user was on and engaged in the site the more active users would be trump supporters there's a certain kind of person who's on Reddit 14 hours a day posting (not reading) like it's their life's mission, you can make some safe assumptions about what he's posting about, and yeah that guy's making as much of a contribution to the "discourse" on Reddit as scores of normal users. Because of how Reddit's whole feedback/user system works, he's either got thirty majillion karma and a gold star and is mod of his own subreddit about feminazis and is counted as one of the site's most upstanding members, or his account will be abandoned for a fresh one or three inside a month when people start to tune him out as an obvious troll. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Jul 16, 2018 |
# ¿ Jul 16, 2018 19:43 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:The users of my city's subreddit are all shits my old town had an actual non-reddit community forum and it was wall-to-wall Nazis screaming about how they saw a negro at the ice cream shop and why weren't the cops doing anything
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 19:53 |
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gbs but from 2004 posted:*makes exactly the same pun in reply* I see what you did there.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 16:47 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:he called me a pussy for running away like it was going to get me to stop and be robbed lol wonder how often that works, guessing more than never A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jul 19, 2018 |
# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 21:33 |
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Vim Fuego posted:Sucks to your assmar the thread is good again
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2018 17:32 |
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goethe.cx posted:reddit jerks itself silly making GBS threads on HAES i dunno what you guys are talking about reddit has room for HAES echo chambers and fatpeoplehate obsessives, it is large, it contains multitudes of horrible nerdlingers
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2018 17:58 |
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so just extreme anger irrespective of trans stuff
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 17:39 |
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learnincurve posted:I would have thought advocating for the volcano for all TERFs would be a fairly universally held opinion no matter where you lie on the political spectrum. do you have any idea how hard it is to find a volcano that only burns people with XY chromosomes
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 17:41 |
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oh poo poo oh no the ultimate comeback
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 17:46 |
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AWarmBody posted:I'm the blood poisoning from having a dead man's cremated body put in my skin i'm the dad who's gonna haunt this nerd's rear end forever for desecrating my corpse for epic gamer upboats
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 22:46 |
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Morphix posted:Top 3 Things Reddit Loves 3) Science, by which I mean motivational quotes over a CGI star background
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 20:33 |
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video game weddings are more just unimaginative than tasteless now, you gotta up the ante if you want your proposal to get that sweet sweet internet cred vore themed wedding
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 03:53 |
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Obfuscation posted:People don't write that stuff because they think that they are making a great post, they do it because that's what gets you upvotes. Reddit has gamified white noise posting, and the system teaches people to post nothing but the blandest poo poo and the most boring catchphrases over and over again. let's be real this was 100% of online communities long before Reddit
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 18:49 |
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it is said that if you say a story didn't happen and it turns out to really not have happened, the OP has to give you a pot of gold. Can't hurt to try! Every single time!
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 18:02 |
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"industrial toilet" implies some kind of manufacturing process and just the worst factory
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 21:15 |
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Julius CSAR posted:psssh, I mean I guess the mouse house may be worse than others but I have a friend that does sports merchandising and when he was managing the merch stores/kiosks at FedEx field he came in on day to see a stack of DeShuan Jackson Redskins jerseys and he snapped a pic and posted it on twitter. Would have been fine except that the Redskins hadn't announced the acquisition and his tweet wound up on Sports Center. your friend sounds a lot less expendable than that guy and like his leak was far less directly connected to the very few expectations for his job
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 21:48 |
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Hello Ketene posted:isn't the imgur community largely composed of reddit rejects? lol that guy has to pay his fleshlight to gently caress him
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2018 05:09 |
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skooma512 posted:I got banned from latestagecapitalism with no notice for... reasons? If you're really committed to wasting your life in this specific way it's not like creating a new account takes effort or the incredible brain geniuses of Reddit ever notice that you just immediately came back posting exactly the same under a new name. They're banhappy as all hell cause getting banned there is, like, less an obstacle to shitposting than getting a sixer here
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 23:16 |
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mrfart posted:I honestly don't get how you find anything on reddit. there is absolutely guaranteed a subreddit for whatever you happen to be looking for, reddit is loving immense, there's just fair odds it gets updated once a month by the single absolute lunatic who treats it as his online hermitage and deletes any posts that aren't his or some poo poo.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 06:19 |
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Ottermotive Insanity posted:Fun game: write within the prompt, but poo poo all over their edgy idea. Make the main character the neckbeardiest nonhero, full of failure. do you think they genuinely think Tom from Myspace would be a really badass action protagonist or something
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 04:04 |
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do lobsters wear makeup? QED
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 18:37 |
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75 pages for this thread to degenerate entirely into sharing time on how we feel about onions and griping that upvotes exist. Reddit.... good?
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 20:32 |
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steinrokkan posted:Shrimps look nothing like cockroaches. You can't peel a roach to reveal bits of nice white meat. You ever even tried grilling a roach my man
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 20:53 |
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underage at the vape shop posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/9gg3uo/contraceptive_pill_shortage_in_australia/ She's fighting the unfair stereotype that the I'd like to speak to the manager lady is a soccer mom
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 14:00 |
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nah youtube has videos in addition to the comments
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2018 18:03 |
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literally how is this different from the gold star poo poo
A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Sep 25, 2018 |
# ¿ Sep 25, 2018 22:53 |
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steinrokkan posted:Don't worry, now they have Barnstars 2.0, and it's indeed a load of masturbatory bullshit. Wikipedian culture is a lot less in-your-face about it than like youtube and reddit but they are tremendously, immeasurably more insane
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2018 17:16 |