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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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rarepuppers is the loving worst

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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i really would appreciate a porn discussion thread. not for jerking it too, but to honestly discuss all the weird incest porn that is now totally mainstream and stuff like that. also to post lol comments from porn videos and subreddits.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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SpazmasterX posted:

Incest porn is the easiest fetish to appease because you're literally shooting a vanilla porn where they act like they're related. You don't even have to pay your actresses more because they have to do something unusual. Mystery solved.

yeah but why are so many people watching it

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Tumble posted:

, i worry if i get to horned-up i'll knock up some woman that is desperate to have a kid or something

you could try sex with men,

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Blue Train posted:

Wasn't poo poo reddit says a subreddit for a while

yeah but it got kinda dumb

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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someone at work asked if I was a redditor and so i told her that I use reddit but i'm not really a redditor. so she was like 'oh so you're a redditor!' and honestly it kinda pisses me off because i take exception to being called a redditor.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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the only kind of discussion reddit supports is a two-way discussion between two users. if a third user joins the discussion, you just end up with three two-way discussions, instead of a discussion between three people.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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i dont recall exactly what 2004 gbs was like but i bet it involved lots of fiestacats and golden manbabies

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Heath posted:

r/writingprompts is the worst subreddit.

wow i rho

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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i am so happy to see that other people hate r/writingprompts.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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seriously rarepuppers is the worst. this poo poo hits the front page on the regular:

"Veteran pupper gets vvvvvvvvvvv big honor for saving heckin many hoomans from bamboozle"

"G O O D G I R L E ated a bumble"

"doin an evolveo wowe pupper has upgraded from S M O L B O Y E pupper to B I G B O Y E doggo!!"

"Mama snowdoggo gives her pupper a big lovehuggo"

"PROTECC This vvv goodgirl told some drunk guy to do a heck and don’t come in our apartment last night."

"Sleepy pupper after two Heckin leg operations. Send happy borks pls"


i like cute animals and all but gently caress YOU

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Slotducks posted:

The unrelenting love for Marvel studios kills me inside.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUR BELOVED CINEMATIC UNIVERSE WAS BORN 10 YEARS AGO. The first Iron Man movie premiered in Sydney 4/14/2008. Let's take a moment to appreciate how far we've come."

loving pathetic.
yeah this is the worst.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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like it's loving fine to make puns but in a just world they would be downvoted for shame instead of gleefully upvoted.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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gbs but from 2004 posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/gamingphotography/

for real:


this is almost as pathetic as e-sports

i stumbled across one of these people somewhere and they referred to themselves as an artist and considered this their art.

they defended it by saying that photography was not regarded as art at first. i dont really have a response for that but i really hope someone does because taking screenshots in a video game is not art ok.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ilikthebred/

quote:

Poems based on this comment about a cow licking bread by /u/Poem_for_your_sprog

my name is Cow,
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the men
haf gon to bed -
i stay up late.

i lik the bred.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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gbs but from 2004 posted:

Show me more weird depressing porn subreddits please GBS

Apart from gonewild where woman inexplicably get publicly naked in a very permanent way

r/animecumtributes

dudes post pictures of waifus and then other dudes print the picture out, jo on it, and post a pic

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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gbs but from 2004 posted:

Now we’re fuckin talkin

Post choice comments itt

quote:

RULES

Post anime & hentai cumtributes only!
You're allowed to post other tributes as long you credit them
OC is preffered
Upload your pictures on reddit, imgur, puush or tinypic
Post your vids on erome, xhamster, or any other video host that is not spammy
from "A simple way to improve your cumtributes"

quote:

IMO, the best cum tribute is one where the cum is visible and white. It's quite easy to accomplish this, but I don't really see anybody doing it.

If you're interested in better looking cum in your tributes, you'll need to:

- Not use a phone/tablet/anythign with a backlight. This will make the cum look dark or even black

- Print out your pictures

- Use a sheet protector. You can get a pack of 20 at Walmart for under a dollar, and you can re-use them.

quote:

Places to buy white studio-ish lights? Love this post always trying to improve so thank you!

quote:

What's the point of cumming on a printed picture of a waifu if the seed isn't soaking into the paper...


oh, bonus reddit: /r/cummingonfigurines

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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SpazmasterX posted:

This too. As such I would advise people to avoid the following subreddits:

r/gonewildcurvy
r/gonewildcolor
r/couplesgonewild
r/gonewildstories
r/gonewild30plus
r/asiansgonewild
r/bigboobsgw
r/altgonewild
r/workgonewild
and
r/pelfies

i could easily be wrong on this, but if you're concerned with your porn being ethical (which we honestly should be), i dont know that you can do much better than this semi-pro/self-made stuff.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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china bot posted:

she's on Legion, a Marvel-affiliated show that's currently in the middle of a new season

she was loving terrible in it too, but nerds thought she was amazing, because nerds dont understand anything.

i watched that poo poo because the fargo guy was involved but it was not worth the time.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Oh boy, there's an /r/GamingDetails now, I'm sure it will be full of fascinating tidbits.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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raton posted:

That writing prompts one is currently the worst thing online and that includes any dark-web sites that are still around

yeah it's the worst:

quote:

[WP] The end is nigh as the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse ride. Just as humanity loses hope, the 4 horsemen of wholesomeness descend in a beam of light: Mr. Rogers (love), Jim Henson (life), Steve Erwin (nature), & Bob Ross (peace)

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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gamingcirclejerk and programmingcirclejerk both started out as relatively funny critiques of their respective topics. now they're just reposting the same tired meme over and over.

but i'm glad there's a counterbalance.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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right in the pedofeels

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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underage at the vape shop posted:

Thats clearly a kid you're making fun of

no it's an adult using nostalgia to get internet points and it worked.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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yeah sorry trying to keep your kids from being totally addicted to the internet is good parenting.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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just leaving this here: http://www.reddit.com/r/animecumtributes :nws:

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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anyone who doesn't think sexuality and sexual orientation is weird and fluid needs to see animecumtributes

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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lol

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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that poster is active in the chapo trap house reddit and may just be making fun of gamers

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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underthecube posted:

i cant find it and even if i did it would probably be against the rules to post but does anyone remember when /r/fit or whatever found /r/fatpeoplehate's "prove youre not fat to post here" image dump and laughed at how 99% ugly/skinnyfat 99% of the posters and mods were

so what you're telling me is that socially well adjusted (and good looking like me) people don't have a reason to hate on fat people?

i dunno about that. these are people for whom the purest representation of freedom is to mock fat people. that sounds like a normal redblooded american to me.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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i'm antisocial because people are either loving assholes, boring, or stupid, and i dont want to talk to them. when i meet people i do want to talk to i cannot get over the feeling that i'm a boring stupid rear end in a top hat and they just want me to go away and shuttup.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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morning people vs night people

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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winter people vs summer people

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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i have frequently considered whether or not i'm on the spectrum. apparently i was referred for autism diagnoses as a baby due to behavioral stuff but nothing ever came of it. as i grew up i struggled a lot socially, and i definitely having learning disabilities of some sort.

i dropped out of high school because i couldn't handle the social aspect, but part of this is that i was homeschooled until highschool and had practically no social skills. if i am on the spectrum, being homeschooled (without any treatment for ASD) was definitely bad for me.

i worked very very very hard at learning to socialize, i went through the CCC (conservation program for at risk youth) and it taught me to deal. so i'm doing okay now and have a professional job and cant complain. i definitely have really hard time making eye contact, it's intensely uncomfortable, even with family and friends. especially with family and friends.

anyhow that's my story namaste.

DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Jan 15, 2019

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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learnincurve posted:

Don’t try to make eye contact, look at their nose when they are talking to you.

People will discribe autistic people as being “strange” or “off” when in conversation and will get uncomfortable which makes the person with ASD uncomfortable and the cycle goes on. You can’t tell if someone is looking into your eyes or at your nose which removes that element.

thanks, i'll give this a shot.

e: you know what I think i'm going to talk to a professional about this. it's holding me back in my career and in my life.

DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jan 15, 2019

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Total Meatlove posted:

It’s because if there are 10 people looking for a porn video and you know that;

  • 7.9 aren’t going to care about the title
  • 1 might be put off by the incest title
  • 1.1 might be more enticed by the title

Then algorithm chasing will lead to everything being incest porn because retitling a clip is cheap. If pornhub banned stepsister titles it’d take <5 months before ghost porn became a thing.

yeah i think it's this

DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Jan 19, 2019

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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GORDON posted:

I got "yeah that happened" once when I said I used online check-in for Great Clips, and was able to walk right in and get my hair cut quickly, ahead of people who didn't check in online.

This seemed far fetched and unrealistic, to someone.

r/hailcorporate

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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pretty good responses in the comments honestly.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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just a couple white dudes hanging out JQing off, not racist bro

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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god this is loving horrifying. my blood pressure just went up.

so glad i stopped going on reddit and reading this poo poo every day.


please someone tell me why i dont have to be horrified that pewdiepie is the most popular person on youtube and possibly the whole internet?

DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jan 26, 2019

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