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SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Radio Free Kobold posted:

i think the thing i dislike the most about nep is how it could've been pretty good, but instead it was trashy anime.

having only seen this LP, i think it's pretty safe to say they wanted to be trashy anime

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Monocled Falcon
Oct 30, 2011
Did I OD on shrooms?

Years ago there was a guy who came up with the idea of doing what I would call what Mystery Science Theater 3000 but cutting out all of the boring bits of movie in question that couldn't support any good jokes.
This guy made a few bad decisions, most notably misrepresenting what he was doing as some kind of legitimate critical analysis, and slowly shifting the focus of his 'reviews' to be about the persona he adopted. He builds a website up, taking on new talent and then for whatever reason, the website is torn apart by internal politics recently. Recently Brad, a content creator who was probably the 'Cinema Snob' famous among fans as having the best 'critical analysis' skills of website, finally quits.

Prior to this, Leal, a poster on Something Awful, declares that, if Brad did quit 'Channel Awesome', he would undertake a Toxxx vow, either agreeing to play a game he didn't want to or have the mods ban his account.

See, SA is unique among websites in that it, due to one annoying poster in the early 2000s has a forums paywall, where registering an account requires paying a small fee, thus being banned has real consequences.

The game in question was any one of the Hyperdimension Neptunia, a series of video games about video game consoles and companies turned into anthropomorphic personifications do stuff. These personifications, are due to various complex issues of sexuality and gender, scantily young women. The specific game was one in the Cyberdimension sub-series, wherein four personifications playtest a fictional video game inside the 'hyperdimension' the fiction universe of the HN series.

Have I missed anything?

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




that's exactly the problem, they could've tried to be "gaming history and comedy for game nerds" guest-starring SNES or something but instead it's this loving otaku pandering trash straight out of smelly figure-collector waifu basements.

this poo poo. this is their target audience, the sort of disgusting otaku gently caress that buys a pvc figure and anticipates looking at its pvc-underwear. man, what's 16000 yen, that's about 150 us dollars, paying a hundred and fifty bucks to look at lovingly sculpted pvc underwear, gently caress these people so much.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




Monocled Falcon posted:

Did I OD on shrooms?

well you're here, reading this thread, so there must be something wrong with you

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
idea factory

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

idk why you're all being so weird about this, doesn't every Xbox have big tits

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


I'm okay with the concept, the problem is Idea Factory won't do anything fun or wild with it. This already feels like someone there went "hey people like SAO, right?"
Oh, and we probably already saw like 20% of the art assets in this game and I bet about half of them came from previous games.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Dabir posted:

idk why you're all being so weird about this, doesn't every Xbox have big tits

I mean, what if Halo but Master Chief has big knockers?


OH WAIT I FORGOT, THAT EXISTS

http://deadoralive.wikia.com/wiki/SPARTAN-458

Radio Free Kobold posted:

that's exactly the problem, they could've tried to be "gaming history and comedy for game nerds" guest-starring SNES or something but instead it's this loving otaku pandering trash straight out of smelly figure-collector waifu basements.

this poo poo. this is their target audience, the sort of disgusting otaku gently caress that buys a pvc figure and anticipates looking at its pvc-underwear. man, what's 16000 yen, that's about 150 us dollars, paying a hundred and fifty bucks to look at lovingly sculpted pvc underwear, gently caress these people so much.

Today is my Nephew's bday (well it was last Wednesday but we are celebrating it on my brother's day off) and I was looking to grab him a few plushes to match the ones I gave him last year. As a joke I looked up a neptunia plush and got... this.

600 USD

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat

Leal posted:


Today is my Nephew's bday (well it was last Wednesday but we are celebrating it on my brother's day off) and I was looking to grab him a few plushes to match the ones I gave him last year. As a joke I looked up a neptunia plush and got... this.

600 USD

Surprisingly tasteful, shockingly expensive.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Alright live reactions from the first Episode of the Nep anime:

It starts with the 4 girls in their super saiyajin forms. Neptune looks like an adult in this form. When each girl is introduced, Blanc, Noire and Neptunia have a group of Important NPCs (You can tell because they look unique) however Vert does not. When she is announced her tits bounce, in spite of the fact that an overview shot happens and shows 4 groups of people, surely one for each console.

Also I'm sure there is a Phantasy Star Online reference at the start.

The girls declare they will not use their military to take shares from one another, I presume shares are like company shares. How much cooler would the games industry be irl if EA just hired a bunch of thugs to light up Activision HQ? The girls have an after party where they return to their normal forms. Vert's tits jiggle again, with a sound effect.

In spite of the fact shares are to now be increased by the actions of helping their own nation instead of stealing it from other nations through the military, Neptune is lazy and playing video games. But wait, aren't they video games? Do they play their own consoles? Anyways the jpop intro starts that I skipped over.

Two characters are shown, who were part of Nep's Important NPC crew, named Compa (oh I get it) and Iffy (I think I get it) and they bump into Important Plot NPC, you can tell she is important because she is voiced, looks distinct and her hair is animated.

As an aside, I notice all the background NPCs are also women. I actually went back to the start to look at the people behind the non important NPCs and they're all women. Also I realize I'm using the term NPC for an anime, well it loving counts cause its all in a video game!

Anyways Plot NPC gives a paper of Plot to Iffy and Compa. We are then brought into a dark room with a power symbol and streams of data. Honestly... it looks kinda cool. What isn't cool is the lolicon fairy that pops down and says "Hey, listen look" and we get treated to a close up of her legs, both hands between her legs and fidgeting. Then I closed the tab and hit submit reply.

sethimothy
Nov 1, 2006

Nyu for 1d4 points of damage

Leal posted:

Then I closed the tab and hit submit reply.

Oh, so you missed the dog-slime rape scene.

Not safe for mind, not safe for soul: http://www.yourock.fyi/img/it_only_gets_creepier_from_here.png

You lucky gently caress.

sethimothy fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Apr 23, 2018

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
IDEA FACTORY

Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.
Let's please not frame-by-frame the anime looking for objectionable material to post here kay thanks.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

Radio Free Kobold posted:

that's exactly the problem, they could've tried to be "gaming history and comedy for game nerds" guest-starring SNES or something but instead it's this loving otaku pandering trash straight out of smelly figure-collector waifu basements.

this poo poo. this is their target audience, the sort of disgusting otaku gently caress that buys a pvc figure and anticipates looking at its pvc-underwear. man, what's 16000 yen, that's about 150 us dollars, paying a hundred and fifty bucks to look at lovingly sculpted pvc underwear, gently caress these people so much.

My personal experience with anime-cum-japanphilliacs is their hobbies are actually pretty healthy by itself but their lifestyles outside of it is another matter entirely

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Fedule posted:

Let's please not frame-by-frame the anime looking for objectionable material to post here kay thanks.

:hai:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I remember watching the first episode back when feinne was lping these pieces of poo poo and the dog slime rape was like half the episode, you don't have to frame by frame it

Strategic Sage
Jan 22, 2017

And that's the way it is...

sethimothy posted:

It's almost as if whether or not this series is merely bad, or so bad it crosses the line twice and becomes enjoyable, is totally dependent on how deluded and bitten by that anime or internet subculture your soul is. The less likely you can be saved by the power of prayer, the more likely you are to enjoy this. Or something.

This is where I'm basically at with this. I normally enjoy bad game LPs just to laugh at them. But this .... I don't know if I can take this. I don't know what will become of me if I try.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Dabir posted:

I remember watching the first episode back when feinne was lping these pieces of poo poo and the dog slime rape was like half the episode, you don't have to frame by frame it

I wasn't in those threads so like, what'd people think of the games? I've read her lps and she seemed to like them even though original neptunia is both poorly written and terrible to play

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


The writing got better as the series went on, though that just made all the <LINE TO SHOW CHARACTER IS TSUNDERE HERE> feel even more jarring. The gameplay always seemed bad-to-mediocre though. Feinne could only do so much.

Polsy
Mar 23, 2007

Given that they're SSLPs the gameplay is mostly ignorable and anyone who didn't like the writing would've left the thread pretty early on.

A Pleasant Hug
Dec 30, 2007

...It's the thought that counts, right?
Sometimes a person wants to be awful and dives in face-first just to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I am one of those people. :suicide:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

A Pleasant Hug posted:

Sometimes a person wants to be awful and dives in face-first just to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I am one of those people. :suicide:

Sometimes the only time you really feel alive is during the rush of adrenaline as you rocket down the rabbit hole :unsmigghh:

And this hole goes deep.

plaintiff
May 15, 2015

your suffering brings me pleasure, OP

edit: that being said I loving hate games where enemies are cute, I want to protect them and not harm them

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.
This one is the best side game of the Neptunia series.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009


Episode 2! Today we visit Wish You Well. We ONLY visit Wish You Well!


ps are clickbait thumbnails ok to post on SA? Also are end of video jokes also ok? E: The thumbnail links to the video

Leal fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Apr 26, 2018

sethimothy
Nov 1, 2006

Nyu for 1d4 points of damage
You (perhaps jokingly) suggest someone do multiplayer with you; if you'd like to experience it, hit me up, we can try desperately to get it to work.

That said, the real reason no one is doing multiplayer isn't because no one is playing the game, it's because the multiplayer is fuuucked.

First off, there are 8 lobbies. You can't control which one you are in. You can't TELL which one you are in. You just are in one. Only other people in that lobby can join you, and only then if they have the same mission unlocked you are attempting to recruit for. Going into and out of multiplayer doesn't appear to readily fix or reset this, either, although strangely running a mission can; this might mean you can try desperately to get into the same lobby as your friend and fail, then finally get into the "correct" lobby only to lose it when you are done running the mission.

This is before you take into account that the netcode for online play is buggy as gently caress. You have two options: you can't play this game, or the person who joins you can't play this game.

I think you should experience it at least once, so you can see just why no one bothers, outside of on occasion locking a room so they can run missions for specific drops.

Omobono
Feb 19, 2013

That's it! No more hiding in tomato crates! It's time to show that idiota Germany how a real nation fights!

For pasta~! CHARGE!

It's loving 2018. How do you gently caress up lobbies in 2018?
:IdeafactoryIdiotfactory:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
So was that mess of coding also in the PS4 version of the game? Its so bad I'm boggled as to why they even have it in.

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


We're talking about Idiot Factory here so the answer is almost certainly 'yes'

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Alright creepypaste (still not using the stupid name) time! Lemme check google an




We're done.

plaintiff
May 15, 2015

keep playing you gorgeous george

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

do NOT jack off posted:

keep playing you gorgeous george

I was going to let the thread fall to archives but just for you I'll keep LPing

:siren:Episode 3:siren:


We might leave town this episode. This episode's theme: Anime. What anime do YOU guys watch?

Leal fucked around with this message at 19:06 on May 13, 2018

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Doujinshi or doujin is a term for anything self-published. For instance, Recettear is a doujin game but it has nothing porn-y in it.

'course there's so much doujin porn that it sorta became the word's second meaning.

EDIT: sounds like you wanna watch Panty, Stocking with Garterbelt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob_mDnhw1Ic oh welp you just said it :v:

Alright, try Sabagebu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuPAPGAL2bQ

Seraphic Neoman fucked around with this message at 23:33 on May 13, 2018

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Oh yeah, I watched PSG. I love crude, mean spirited humor and it satisfied that itch perfectly. Even better is that anime people really hate it because the art style looks western and don't declare it a real anime. Also the music was pretty good.

And now I know about Doujin. If only Nep explained that to me, I mean the game has a tutorial about everything else :v:

Polsy
Mar 23, 2007

I think the general feeling is they don't bother because if you're voluntarily playing a Nep game you're probably the sort of person that already knows most of this.

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Related to sabagebu:

sethimothy
Nov 1, 2006

Nyu for 1d4 points of damage
BL is an acronym for "Boy Love" which is usually media where two boys kiss. You might better know it as Yaoi. It's target audience, strangely or perhaps culturally, is not men who are gay but rather women.

If you want Vert to quit being so loving retarded, you need to manually change her abilities to better suit the field you're gonna be on.

Speaking of Anime, Legend of the Galactic Heroes is in the process of getting a remake (subtitled Die Neue These.) Based on the three episodes I've seen, it looks good and has solid pacing at the cost of ignoring a lot of the background worldbuilding that the novels and original anime had. Also, at the rate it's going (it's been greenlit for 12 episodes) it will very likely have additional seasons. Also, holy gently caress it is dubbed, and competently too at that. I may keep my VRV subscription just to see it until the end.

I watch more anime than I should admit but less than I did a decade ago. A lot of what I do have the time for just ends up being disappointing. There was a remake of my all time favorite series of all time, Kino's Journey, which increased the pacing at the cost of losing some of the heft of the content and also made me ask the question "If this is Kino's Journey, why the gently caress are we spending a quarter of these episodes on people that aren't named Kino?"

You mention Ghost Stories, which is only good because of that English dubbed ("Luckily I can read barricade") and Panty and Stocking (Which I didn't hate; definitely highly stylized). I'm also partial to Log Horizon, which is kind of watching an anime Let's Play of Everquest 2 only it's a bunch of people stuck in the game and instead of Norrath it's post apocalyptic high fantasy Japan.

If you die, but your NPCs don't, you don't necessarily die. They have to have a way to revive you though. If you can't be revived, then it's game over, you don't just go back to town.

I hate that I know so much about this game. Should I force myself to beat it, or just uninstall and hope you do?

Play whomever you want. I play as the thief, because she's ranged, which means I don't have to worry about lovely melee combat. Although for some loving reason as she shoots she moves towards her target. For gently caress's sake, that's not how ranged combat works.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

SSNeoman posted:

Doujinshi or doujin is a term for anything self-published. For instance, Recettear is a doujin game but it has nothing porn-y in it.

'course there's so much doujin porn that it sorta became the word's second meaning.

EDIT: sounds like you wanna watch Panty, Stocking with Garterbelt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob_mDnhw1Ic oh welp you just said it :v:

Alright, try Sabagebu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuPAPGAL2bQ

SSNeoman posted:

Related to sabagebu:





Oh man, ice cold. I love it.


Polsy posted:

I think the general feeling is they don't bother because if you're voluntarily playing a Nep game you're probably the sort of person that already knows most of this.

Of course I'm voluntarily playing this, if not I'd just get my account banned right :shepface:


sethimothy posted:

BL is an acronym for "Boy Love" which is usually media where two boys kiss. You might better know it as Yaoi. It's target audience, strangely or perhaps culturally, is not men who are gay but rather women.

*googles yaoi*


Hey this clip I came across while looking for clips to put as my stingers mirrors my mind right now perfectly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIGy8KANv4g

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


One Punch Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km2OPUctni4 is pretty much an obligatory rec too.

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Leal
Oct 2, 2009
This is terrifying:



When I looked up how to pronounce tsundere I did it in private mode cause I don't want to taint my search results, I haven't watched a FF14 video since the Stormblood expansion came out. Is... Is the youtube robots digging into my audio commentary in the videos I upload to find things to recommend me?

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