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R.L. Stine posted:I haven't got that kind of time
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Let them have the stuff.
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Apr 25, 2018 16:56
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Have you ever operated a salad bar by any chance?
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Apr 25, 2018 16:57
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I have never operated a salad bar but the thought excites me
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Apr 25, 2018 17:01
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Create a trap door that items can go into but can't come out of, like the VHS return slot at Blockbuster VideoTM
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Apr 25, 2018 17:03
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Do the Genesis electrocution thing a majigger. Or make it a Choose your adventure goosebumps story and have us decide whether you live or die.
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Apr 25, 2018 17:09
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Do cold steel style weapon demos on slabs of pork everyday in your parking lot. Problem solved.
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Apr 25, 2018 17:11
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Gay Weed Dad posted:PLAGIARISM IS A FORM OF THEFT TOO YOU KNOW! Kinda like maybe the OP should be flattered anyone wants his e-waste bad enough to case the joint
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Apr 25, 2018 17:14
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This thread is worthless without video.
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Apr 25, 2018 17:19
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...build a wall?
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Apr 25, 2018 17:22
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I'm the guy and I'm not gonna stop
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Apr 25, 2018 17:43
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:put one of those pie alarms in a pair of pants that sucks robbers dick. and the pants don't stop sucking until the battery runs out I think you should consider this one though
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Apr 25, 2018 17:44
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Why do you give a poo poo if someone is stealing broken stuff ?
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Apr 25, 2018 18:02
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Ardemia posted:Why do you give a poo poo if someone is stealing broken stuff ? That he even got for FREE!
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Apr 25, 2018 18:18
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how big is your town op? in grad school people kept loving and pissing on their way back from the bar in the alley behind my apartment, so i called the cops and asked if they can try to drive by on patrols. so they'd roll through and bust people for their pissing and loving and ocassional jazz cigs and loud coughing fits and people stopped cutting through
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Apr 25, 2018 18:26
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set his house on fire
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Apr 25, 2018 18:36
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Ardemia posted:Why do you give a poo poo if someone is stealing broken stuff ? Not all of it is broken and if it is we can usually fix it easily. The good stuff we can hang onto and refurbish and sell, like flatscreen TVs and computers and poo poo. Everything else is still money because the government pays us for collecting it. Also the thought of someone sneaking in and taking stuff bothers me on some primitive level
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Apr 25, 2018 18:40
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Caganer posted:how big is your town op? Pop ~7000
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Apr 25, 2018 18:46
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get a big ol' junkyard dog
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Apr 25, 2018 18:52
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leave a pile of doughnuts next to the pile of trash and watch the criminals and police clumsily bump into each other
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Apr 25, 2018 18:54
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Collect DNA samples from every man in town. Suck 10 dicks a day and you'll be done in less than a year. Then utilize the samples somehow.
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Apr 25, 2018 18:56
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hide behind something and when he comes jump out and slit his throat with a knife like a dog in the street
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Apr 25, 2018 19:03
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Get some game cameras that will take photos in the dark and set up a motion activated frightening halloween witch or similar to surprise the thief into looking towards the camera to guarantee a solid face shot
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Apr 25, 2018 19:04
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leave a computer filled with child pornography and then get him sent to prison and chemically castrated. his family will never speak to him again.
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Apr 25, 2018 19:04
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bitmap posted:hide behind something and when he comes jump out and slit his throat with a knife like a dog in the street might do this one
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Apr 25, 2018 19:07
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R.L. Stine posted:Pop ~7000 Oh this is super easy then; determine who he is and sully his name to anyone who will listen. Judgements are final in the court of public opinion  Lacey posted:I heard it was the sincerest form of flattery 
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Apr 25, 2018 19:11
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dig a hole and fill it with deadly punji sticks. camouflage it with leaves and underbrush
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Apr 25, 2018 19:12
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replace every item in the donation zone with a big cartoon bomb with the fuse already lit. when he comes to steal an item... hes in for a big surprise.
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Apr 25, 2018 19:12
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You shouldn't be chewing snuff anyway op
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Apr 25, 2018 19:15
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Your job is to sit around accumulating garbage until you have enough to sell to bigger garbage slingers? Embrace your lifestyle as a low level Shadowrun boss and shoot the guy or go watch hobo cuckold porn because that's all this thread is otherwise.
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Apr 25, 2018 19:21
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Years ago a buddy of mine and I would cross through one of his neighbor's yard when traveling between our houses (it was an extra three block gently caress around to get there walking along roads and sidewalks). When my friend was drunk he would often knock over and wreck poo poo in the guy's yard. Solar lanterns, tools, etc. So one night when he decided to come over to my house he cut through the yard as usual. He ran through to the back fence and put his hands down to hoist himself over - and was dismayed to find that the guy had put a thin strip of wood over the top of the fence with short nails sticking out of it. He showed up at my house with his palms all bleeding. I couldn't help but laugh at him for basically getting what he deserved. Needless to say he walked the long way around after that. So what I think you need to do is build a sort of secretly dangerous fence he would have to climb.
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Apr 25, 2018 19:21
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Buy a cheap prepaid cell phone, activate it, connect it to a large battery charger pack to keep it active for as long as possible. Install GPS tracking software on it. Tape to the inside of something and hope that it's the item they steal and they steal it quickly enough that the GPS tracker will let you see the exact location of the phone. Call the police: Someone stole your phone and you've tracked them down thanks to the GPS stuff. They've also stole a bunch of other stuff, too.
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Apr 25, 2018 19:22
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R.L. Stine posted:managed to snag this before it got stolen Op sell this piece of poo poo and use the penny to buy a classier wedding band
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Apr 25, 2018 19:22
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Mozi posted:get a big ol' junkyard dog no get an ocelot
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Apr 25, 2018 19:33
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Op sell this piece of poo poo and use the penny to buy a classier wedding band my friend that is genuine poor man's platinum. 100% palladium baby
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Apr 25, 2018 19:38
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R.L. Stine posted:Not all of it is broken and if it is we can usually fix it easily. The good stuff we can hang onto and refurbish and sell, like flatscreen TVs and computers and poo poo. Everything else is still money because the government pays us for collecting it. Also the thought of someone sneaking in and taking stuff bothers me on some primitive level
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Apr 25, 2018 19:39
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Too bad it's not sub-freezing winter, still. You could fill a pricey piece of tech with a bag of frozen, rotten shrimp. When they get it in their car, home, etc. the smell would start pouring out as it thawed.
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Apr 25, 2018 19:42
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Razorwired posted:Your job is to sit around accumulating garbage until you have enough to sell to bigger garbage slingers? the recycling is a pretty small part of what we do it's just a program we're involved in
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Apr 25, 2018 19:58
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Have you considered hiring a person for $15/hr to watch the pile every night?
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Apr 25, 2018 20:13
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i'll do it for $20/hr, plus breaks and medical insurance, plus two months PTO plus a month of sick leave plus I can work from home three times a week plus i may steal some stuff
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