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Ospina is trash

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:18

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ozmunkeh: Feb 28, 2008; hey guys what is happening in this thread

God drat arsenal. You had one job.

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:18

curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

lolspina

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:18

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:18

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

curried lamb of God posted:

Martial is a tremendous player, no idea why Mou doesn't rate him

Because Mourinho is a stubborn pissbaby who can only comprehend one insanely boring way of doing things.

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:18

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

It'd be cool to have a keeper who wasn't a short arse.

Or poo poo.

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:19

West007: Apr 21, 2013

Der Shovel posted:

Oh great, here comes Fellaini to win the game.

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:19

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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West007 posted:

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:19

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Der Shovel posted:

Oh great, here comes Fellaini to win the game.

Welp.

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:19

Wengy: Feb 6, 2008

gently caress Ospina

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:19

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Ospina should have saved that, come the gently caress on

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:20

curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

how many tens of millions will Oblak cost us in the offseason

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:20

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Arsenal are funny

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:20

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Arsenal are now guaranteed to finish out of the top 4.

E: and United have guaranteed a top 4 finish.

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:21

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:22

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Der Shovel posted:

Arsenal are now guaranteed to finish out of the top 4.

E: and United have guaranteed a top 4 finish.

Thanks for these meaningless stats

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:22

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

same load of piss all season

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:23

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Arsenal looked plucky, this is probably the best they could have wished for

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:24

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Vegetable posted:

Thanks for these meaningless stats

You know that the top 4 teams play in the Champions League, right?

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:26

Wengy: Feb 6, 2008

Xhaka with the captain's armband... I dont know lads

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:28

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Der Shovel posted:

You know that the top 4 teams play in the Champions League, right?

No poo poo, the team 10 points above 4th place coming into this match was going to qualify for the champion's league?

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:30

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

gently caress off Wenger lol.

# ? Apr 29, 2018 18:37

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

Der Shovel posted:

Oh great, here comes Fellaini to win the game.

# ? Apr 29, 2018 19:10

Brony Car: May 22, 2014; by Cyrano4747

Fellaini regularly scores big goals and plays selflessly, but many Man-U fans still hate him. The guy can�t catch a break.

# ? Apr 29, 2018 19:11

TheQuietWilds: Sep 8, 2009

Brony Car posted:

Fellaini regularly scores big goals and plays selflessly, but many Man-U fans still hate him. The guy can�t catch a break.

Yeah because he offsets his contribution with wild flail fouls in important games

# ? Apr 29, 2018 19:16

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Brony Car posted:

Fellaini regularly scores big goals and plays selflessly, but many Man-U fans still hate him. The guy can�t catch a break.

he's a good lad who plays well

# ? Apr 29, 2018 20:32

Eau de MacGowan: May 12, 2009; BRASIL HEXA
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i feel bad

for pablo zabaleta

# ? Apr 30, 2018 01:50

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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Eau de MacGowan posted:

i feel bad

for pablo zabaleta

It shouldn't have been his own goal. He's not the one who put it on target.

# ? Apr 30, 2018 01:51

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Brony Car posted:

Fellaini regularly scores big goals and plays selflessly, but many Man-U fans still hate him. The guy can�t catch a break.

Sure, because the 99,9% of the time when he isn't actively scoring goals, he usually either doesn't help the team or worse, actively hinders it. He's suited only for one style of play, and that style happens to be awful and boring, and whenever he's on the pitch that's the way United play. He can't pass, he can't hold up the ball, he can't do pretty much anything else than be a big man in the box who occasionally wins headers.

E: someone else put it better:

quote:

Fellaini can be a game-changer, but he can also get United stuck in the mud, especially against top-quality opposition.

This season, he has scored just four Premier League goals, but there have been no assists, despite his aerial prowess and ability to knock the ball down for his teammates.

According to official Premier League statistics, Fellaini has not even created a goal-scoring chance this season. He has delivered just three crosses, with a 0 percent accuracy rate, and has produced no through balls.

How about the defensive side of Fellaini's game? Well, again using Premier League data, he has made 15 tackles, with a 53 percent success rate.

He has won four 50-50 battles and, when it comes to aerial duels he has won 33 and lost 21, so he is perhaps not the unique game-changer that Mourinho believes him to be.

Fellaini has made a valuable contribution at United, but while he remains at the club, will they truly be a challenger for the major honours?

As it stands, his presence gives Mourinho the easy option to go long and resist a more creative approach.

Clubs who win the biggest prizes rely on skill, craft and flair to break down stubborn opponents, rather than a player like Fellaini, because creating gaps in the final third is a much more reliable way to score than launching the ball on to a big midfielder's head and hoping for the best.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Apr 30, 2018

# ? Apr 30, 2018 19:17