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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
kinda want to sell our condo and live in one of these converted sprinter vans:

https://www.outsidevan.com/

like an extremely bougie jonny290



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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

lol

checked out that website and saw a "life is simple in a van" sticker in a van packed to the loving gills with various accessories and accoutrements and possessions


"extremely bougie" is right

there is no room for clothes or other things you actually need to live, these are rich people toy fantasy vans. this is the van you get if you want to spend a week in it while you are not in your yacht.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
like, if i got a 15x20 climate controlled storage shed and kept all our stuff in it like a giant and well organized closet, then bought a 100k sprinter van, it'd be a fun way to spend a couple years.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i get that, i just scoffed at "life is simple in a van" surrounded by extraneous bullshit

yeah there's definitely some irony there. everything in life is simple if you can afford a $150,000 weekend sprinter van conversion just to take out mountain biking or kayaking for a weekend i guess

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
i spent a couple hrs the other day going down the rabbit hole of rich people weekend traveler vans and you would not believe the poo poo that is out there:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75782uJmxxw

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
when i win the lottery i am going to buy one of those to store my lotus in and just do the paris-dakar rally route over and over again in it.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

lancemantis posted:

"hey man, what's your instagram?"

"I''m....i'm actually homeless"

"oh..." *proceeds to call police for trespassing*

lmbo

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
bump

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
tempted to buy this van and wander into the wilds never to be seen again https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/d/2017-ram-promaster-camper/6612393267.html

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Jonny 290 posted:

do not do #vanlife

jonny i hear you, but what if i did?

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
9 days in south dakota, some to visit extended family, the rest will be hiking and exploring the vast wasteland that is the midwest.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
in badlands national park for a few days so bumping this like crazy

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
south dakota is super pretty but man there are a lot of anti abortion billboards along i-90

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

lancemantis posted:

hey now


at the eastern end of the state those get slightly diluted by ads for the western end of the state -- the only part anybody cares about

went to badlands today and it was very pretty but the really important thing we saw was these guys:




EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

big scary monsters posted:

maybe? i saw plenty of drunk, miserable people mumbling incomprehensibly, but it was hard to know exactly which yosposters they were

lol

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

lancemantis posted:

That bush reminds me of some I had to scrape by on the dry side of Maui and discovered they were thorny as hell in the process

bushes in dry climates gotta be all thorny and hoard their water

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
buuuuuuuuuump youtube just shows me #vanlife porn now.





EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
a friend of mine misunderstood the skrillex song bangarang "shout to all my lost boys, we rowdy" as "salsa on my balls boys, weed brownie" so i made that. that's my story hope you liked it.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
bump
here is a photo of angels landing in zion national park in utah from when me and mrs kwinkles hiked it a few months ago

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
give me one good reason why shouldn't i get one of these and turn it into an rv and just drive down to belize and never be seen again

https://www.govplanet.com/for-sale/...prm=&pnLink=yes

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
went to miami for a weekend and got nitrox certified.

now we can die underwater in more confusing ways without warning.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Silver Alicorn posted:

just use an outboard

j-stroke? more like 2-stroke am i rite

EIDE Van Hagar fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Sep 10, 2018

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
kayak chat makes me want to do some backwoods portage 🛶 trip

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

graph posted:

whats this

canoe emoji

portage is where you travel using multiple waterways and carry the canoe between them

its like the powerlifting of boat trips

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Bloody posted:

that would be fun if it didn't look so sweaty and sober

put a keg on either side of the canoe while you carry it and hey presto its just a big beer helmet.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

i LOVE this

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

have you looked at couch to 5k? walking places is a lot easier when you run all the time, and when you run all the time life in general is a lot better :^)

‘struth

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
i am 190lbs and i have run 10-12 miles a week since i was in high school. my knees today at age 37 are more powerful than you can imagine.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
Buyuuummmmmmppppp

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
just thought i was getting over the #vanlife bug and gonna be a normal person then this hot carnie on tinder who lives in her subaru wagon started encouraging me to get a sprinter van and live in it and its back x1000

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Roosevelt posted:

this is like your 12th post about hot carnie on tinder. what OS does she prefer?

she’s a filthy android user.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
can’t wait to become a trustafarian sprinter van dweller

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Jonny 290 posted:

enjoy the sti's btw

no she’s to hot to have any stis

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

kwinkles running hard on the "best of" echinopsis/jonny mixtape concept posting here

😂

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

i dont think you guys understand how hot this carnie is.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

spankmeister posted:

Paint us a word picture.

pfft a picture picture is worth a thousand word pictures.

- let's not -

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Nov 10, 2018

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

since nobody is gonna man up and tell it straight, i'll just let it rip: you're getting close to echopenis territory

you look like a fuckin moron.


have you seen my previous posting??? looking like a moron is what I do

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
also recently matched and have been chatting with this girl, who i was p sure she was catfishing me until we talked a bit about the details of her phd.

- let's not -

alls I’m saying is if you are having bad luck on tinder move to Austin because jesus

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Nov 10, 2018

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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
ok that’s my last creepy tinder posting for a day or so, promise.

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