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flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

it's definitely lovely and i do not like jeffyb but why is he responsible for spanish acab?

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:33

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# ? May 6, 2024 07:46

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

graph posted:

someone should break his fuckin teeth

why even bother, he'll just order more and be fixed in two days

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:36

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

three if it's a Sunday and his local postal service doesn't sub in for the last mile service

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:36

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

flakeloaf posted:

it's definitely lovely and i do not like jeffyb but why is he responsible for spanish acab?

if he paid his worker bees a living wage, they wouldn't be out there getting beaten

# ? Jul 18, 2018 18:00

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

https://twitter.com/the_real_rotor/status/1020093187988193280

I miss rotor :allears:

# ? Jul 20, 2018 01:24

dragon enthusiast: Jan 1, 2010

yef beelzobub

# ? Jul 20, 2018 01:27

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jul 22, 2018 23:17

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Wow, forbes, that's a legitimate publication and not at all like a less regulated wikipedia right?

# ? Jul 23, 2018 05:19

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

lonny spunk

# ? Jul 23, 2018 18:49

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Gazpacho posted:

https://twitter.com/CatFace_Joe/status/1020838157296766978?s=19

# ? Jul 23, 2018 18:51

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Cat Face Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/CatFace_Joe/status/1020838157296766978?s=19

lmao

# ? Jul 23, 2018 18:57

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Cat Face Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/CatFace_Joe/status/1020838157296766978?s=19

EEPPPIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!

just gave your epic tweet a plus one and a retweet. also subscribed for more winnery in the future

# ? Jul 24, 2018 13:07

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

# ? Jul 24, 2018 13:23

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

President Beep posted:

# ? Jul 24, 2018 14:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Schadenboner posted:

look at riker. that scamp!

# ? Jul 24, 2018 15:00

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

I just got this email out of nowhere attempting to get me to join amazon�s warehouse employee abuse automation department. here it is in its entirety. the �whimsy� of the email is in stark (lol) contrast to how gross the role is.

quote:

Seeking Earth�s mightiest Software Engineers��..Join the AMAZON Avengers today!

<The Management>,

�Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk� � Tony Stark

Amazon PeopleTech�s mission is to re-invent ways for our employees to connect with one another. You will work closely with our team of engineers in designing a strategy to detect and correct errors in the existing and new Facial Recognition technology for Amazon�s Time and Attendance systems. In this role, you�ll have the opportunity to have a global impact on a Greenfield project involving cutting-edge AWS technologies, data analytics, and machine learning. We build highly scalable event processing systems that let us turn our firehose of data into instant visualizations.

PeopleTech is looking for Sr. Software Development Engineers with:
� 5+ years of coding experience in any of the following languages: Java, C++, C#, Python, or Ruby.
� 1-2 years of experience in a Tech Leadership role

Here is a link to a short video about PeopleTech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_dPvDsC83Y
These roles will all be located in Seattle, WA USA (Amazon USA Headquarters). We have multiple relocation packages to choose from.
We also offer:
- Competitive Salary
- 1st year sign on Bonus, 2nd year Retention Bonus
- Stock Package, free shares given to you (no purchasing required)
- Full Benefits (401k percentage match, Health, Dental, Vision, etc.)

If you are interested please reply with your recent resume. If not feel free to relay this to any qualified individuals in your network and I will advise you of the next steps and information on the roles we have available.

Thanks,
P.S. �I Am Grooooooot!�
<literal image of baby groot attached here>

# ? Aug 7, 2018 19:32

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

the name "PeopleTech" gives me shivers

# ? Aug 7, 2018 19:39

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

the tech team contributed 3 lines of that req and the rest is all internal recruiting fluff lol

# ? Aug 7, 2018 21:04

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Gazpacho posted:

the tech team contributed 3 lines of that req and the rest is all internal recruiting fluff lol

the tech team just wrote �guard tower operator wanted� and the recruiter had to punch it up

# ? Aug 7, 2018 21:43

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

jf beanshits

# ? Aug 7, 2018 23:13

creationist believer: Feb 16, 2007; College Slice

Roosevelt posted:

the name "PeopleTech" gives me shivers

�sorry to bother� you is a documentary

# ? Aug 7, 2018 23:24

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

The Management posted:

I just got this email out of nowhere attempting to get me to join amazon�s warehouse employee abuse automation department. here it is in its entirety. the �whimsy� of the email is in stark (lol) contrast to how gross the role is.

Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk if you wanna meet your quota -- Tony Stark

# ? Aug 8, 2018 00:09

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

jf beanshits

# ? Aug 8, 2018 16:03

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Gazpacho posted:

the tech team contributed 3 lines of that req and the rest is all internal recruiting fluff lol

hr fluff n stuff

# ? Aug 8, 2018 16:03

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

bubp

# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:03

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

Silver Alicorn posted:

bubp

# ? Aug 14, 2018 10:09

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

jumpf beitshits

# ? Aug 14, 2018 14:25

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

sweet bozos and hella jeff

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:48

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

jizz bozo

# ? Aug 15, 2018 07:54

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

What the hell does:

The Management posted:

We have multiple relocation packages to choose from.

mean?

I'm too low-skill to ever have to worry about someone wanting to ship my rear end out of the MKE so it's not something I'm especially familiar with?

# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:21

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Schadenboner posted:

What the hell does:

mean?

'you get to pick which $3500/month 1BR in a gentrified neighborhood you want'

# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:23

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Schadenboner posted:

What the hell does:

mean?

I'm too low-skill to ever have to worry about someone wanting to ship my rear end out of the MKE so it's not something I'm especially familiar with?

along the lines of https://www.theonion.com/united-airlines-exploring-viability-of-stacking-them-li-1819571115

# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:25

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Schadenboner posted:

What the hell does:

mean?

I'm too low-skill to ever have to worry about someone wanting to ship my rear end out of the MKE so it's not something I'm especially familiar with?

it means either they will hire a moving company to haul your stuff over or they will give you some cash to do it yourself.

# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:32

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/aug/23/amazon-fc-ambassadors-twitter-working-conditions

Amazon's 'ambassador' workers assure Twitter: we can go to the toilet any time

Army of fulfillment center employees jump to company�s defense online when it faces a barrage of bad press

# ? Aug 26, 2018 19:38