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President Beep posted:Im looking for a bezos box, it cant be redu (thats japanese for red) or any ebay color. It has to have prime shipping (thats japanese for 2 day shipping) and has be be tama (balls) shaped. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be fulfilled by amazon. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's tama [balls] shaped). And it would be nice if it came with matching packing tape (WITH "amazon prime" printed on it). OH! and it CANNOT have any elon musk pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of a 1996 honda accord, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bezos box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it wasn't "buy it now", and i dont want my money to pay for standard shipping (it might get here late and i would not like that) classique
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clown man keeps loving my city miss when dumb patents were his worst offense
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I think I'm done being mad about amazon for now but jeff benzo still has a funny clown name
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jeff “ben kingsley” bezos
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May 5, 2018 03:32
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jeff "bedtime for bonzo" bonzo
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lol
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bazooooo and youuu
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May 5, 2018 04:49
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beef jezos
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May 5, 2018 05:44
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Agile Vector posted:beef jezos lol
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Moderators, please, I’d like my username changed to “Beef Jezos”. Thank you in advance. Kind regards, President Beep
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President Beep posted:Moderators, please, I’d like my username changed to “Beef Jezos”. Thank you in advance. beep jezos
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Dongslayer. posted:beep jezos that's president beep jezos to you
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May 5, 2018 06:43
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please, president beep jezos is my father.
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Agile Vector posted:beef jezos
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May 5, 2018 13:47
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honestly I'll bet we see a lot of "bedtime for bezos" headlines when jeff eventually gets sent to prison for tax fraud
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lol he's a job creator tho
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the rich don’t go to prison for white collar crimes, he’ll get toothless fines at worst
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I can dream man
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I canceled prime and won't order anything physical fulfilled by amazon since reading about that story. Amazon's also halted construction on an expansion in Seattle pending the head tax vote, a proposed tax that will effect large corporations in Seattle and will fund homeless shelters and subsidized housing. Amazon is of course throwing an enormous hissy fit, but being a city tax I get why people are against the measure, its so easy to build over in Bellevue.
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send the homeless to work in amazon warehouses. problem solved.
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Shaggar posted:send the homeless to work in amazon warehouses. problem solved. They're already graciously let some of the people they've displaced live in part of one of their buildings (with a separate entrance of course). So why not just go full indentured servant and ship them off to their warehouses, sounds like a solid plan.
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amazon warehouses are also great for mental health, so double win for the homeless
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ADINSX posted:They're already graciously let some of the people they've displaced live in part of one of their buildings (with a separate entrance of course). So why not just go full indentured servant and ship them off to their warehouses, sounds like a solid plan. yeah makes sense to me. they enter the door and drop into a shoot that dumps them into a train cart which delivers them to the warehouse far out of town.
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Jeff blowzos
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:Jeff blowzos :o
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May 9, 2018 20:34
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every time bezos tries to wear a bowtie it starts spinning around in a circle.
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May 9, 2018 20:43
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gently caress all clowns but especially this one
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actually, his name is Jeff Bezos.
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more like .gif blowsus 
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🤡 *HONK HONK* 🤡
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Jeff BeefOS
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despite everything, jeff bezos still has a funny name.
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worth a bump
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Biff Jizzos
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juff b'zos
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jeff bazinga!
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