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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i already have so many snacks on the list i don't know where i'm going to put them all i was told to spend $512.43 just on food!

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Papa Was A Video Toaster





Bo-Pepper posted:

i already have so many snacks on the list i don't know where i'm going to put them all i was told to spend $512.43 just on food!

Snack cabinet

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Bo-Pepper posted:

i already have so many snacks on the list i don't know where i'm going to put them all i was told to spend $512.43 just on food!


TVsVeryOwn posted:

Snack cabinet

I have an empty wine closet you can borrow. They'll be safe. Promise.


Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
electric three hole punch
multi-port charging station for phones and tablets, with suitable charging cables

rump buttman

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Tiffany lamps for the toilets

Groly
Paper jogger.

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Paper folder!
I had never seen one and it was insane!
Tri-folds! Bi-folds! Even tiny quad folds.

cda

by Hand Knit
If you still work where/in the industry that you used to, how about ink blotters. Do they even sell those anymore? If they're hard to find then they're retro in the cool way and Brooklynite crazies will eat them up... Literally.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



ok realtalk, that's a hitachi magic wand attached to a wooden inbox

i'll take seven


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


fuzzy phone booth. and lots of swimmies for the walls.

cashmere underpants for everyone.

fifteen thousand strings of honey.


Papa Was A Video Toaster





hamjobs posted:

fuzzy phone booth. and lots of swimmies for the walls.

cashmere underpants for everyone.

fifteen thousand strings of honey.

Where those last thousand strings>!?

Scaly Haylie

how about take a college course to learn another language

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


TVsVeryOwn posted:

Where those last thousand strings>!?

I ATE THEM ALREADY

seriously they are so good i go WHOAAAAA every time i buy them exactly like the honey string guys do


joke_explainer


Just buy 4 aeron chairs and you're done.

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless
Some dope rear end paintball "team building" event

Mummy Napkin
new computers for the whole office

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Please post pics of the loot you scored. Thanks in advance!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


real idea: hire an ergonomics/disability services person to come in and give everyone good working adjustments and accommodations at their desks. it costs money, but it's indispensable for a lot of us to make working actually comfortable.


Peg Sliderskew
Get lots of those huge balls (hehe) that people in 'creative' offices sit on. When an outsider comes to your department, tell them you all sit on these balls* and the staff will feel quite demeaned if he takes a chair because then he will be taller than them. Take pictures of his butt crack when his trousers inevitably ride down as he perches awkwardly, and use for blackmail later.

When it's just your people there, play supersized basketball.

*This will be a lie.



Courtesy of Manifisto

cda

by Hand Knit
* phrenological calipers
* a giant magnifying glass
* fancy leather chair you can tilt back in and tent your fingers

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Many of the following items were ordered in multiples

Honey Can Do 3 tier desk organizer
Staples 2" slant 3-ring binder
La-Z Boy Brahms office chair
Bounty select-a-size paper towels, 8 rolls
HP 305A (CE410A) Black Laserjet toner
HP 305A (CF370AM) Cyan/Magenta/Yellow toner
Rice Krispie Treats minis, 50/box
Popchips variety case, 30/box
Healthy snacks and bars box
Poland Spring water, 24/box
LYSOL disinfectant spray, Crispy Linen
LYSOL disinfectant spray, Spring Waterfall
LYSOL disinfectant spray, Fresh Breeze
Deflecto Sillhouettes All-in-one Caddy
Clorox disinfecting wipes, fresh scent, 75 ct
Pilot G2 Premium retractable pens
Kleenex Naturals facial tissues, 48/case
Purell Instant hand sanitizer
BAND-AID flexible fabric bandages, 100/box
BAND-AID extra large bandages
First Aid Only Large first aid kit
Neosporin, 1oz
First Aid Only medical tape
Scotch 3/4" transparent tape, 12/pack
Staples small metal binder clips, 144/pack
Berkeley Square plastic cutlery, 360 pack
Febreze AIR Freshener w/Meadows & Rain scent, 2 pack
Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, 8/pack
Austin Cracker Cookie variety pack
Nabisco Savory mix variety snack pack
Land O Lakes creamers, 192/case
Capresso coffee burr grinder
Costa Rican coffee beans, 2lb
Staples 3 hole punch, 40 sheet capacity
Sharpie Accent highlighter, 12/pack
Post-it sticky notes, 10/pack
Staples Glenvar Leather big and tall chair
Propel Proton Micro drone
Sharpie fine point markers, 1 doz
Brentwood CTS-2000 coffee pot
Staples 1 subject notebook, 6/pack
Hammermill copy plus paper
Uni-Ball Jetstream pens, 12/pack
BIC Wite-Out, 3/pack
Pringles potato crisps snack packs, 72/pack
Healthy snack box
Comfort massaging lumbar cushion
Chenille Craft activities kit
Staples 16oz red plastic cups
Dixie Pathways 10" heavy weight paper plates
3M Desktop Document holder
CUSTOM MILLBROOK FULL BED WITH METAL SPRING BASE NATURAL MAPLE
FULL INVERTED SEAM MATTRESS W/NYLON COVER
VENICE STACK CHAIR W/WOOD SEAT & BACK WOOD FINISH: NATURAL MAPLE METAL FRAME
NEWTON ARM CHAIR GR. B VINYL: STRATOSPHERE CHARCOAL FINISH: NATURAL MAPLE
Dunkin Donuts gift cards - $10
Oxo Good Grips Locking Can Opener
eGoodn Stamped Cross Stitch kits
Scrabble board game
Uno card game
Linkyo French Press Coffee Maker
Oxo Good Grips Utility Board
Double Six Dominos set
ITSTITCH Needlecrafts Stamped Crossstitch kits
Hamilton Beach Electric Kettle

Robot Made of Meat

You got a bedroom set?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Bo-Pepper posted:

Many of the following items were ordered in multiples

Honey Can Do 3 tier desk organizer
Staples 2" slant 3-ring binder
La-Z Boy Brahms office chair
Bounty select-a-size paper towels, 8 rolls
HP 305A (CE410A) Black Laserjet toner
HP 305A (CF370AM) Cyan/Magenta/Yellow toner
Rice Krispie Treats minis, 50/box
Popchips variety case, 30/box
Healthy snacks and bars box
Poland Spring water, 24/box
LYSOL disinfectant spray, Crispy Linen
LYSOL disinfectant spray, Spring Waterfall
LYSOL disinfectant spray, Fresh Breeze
Deflecto Sillhouettes All-in-one Caddy
Clorox disinfecting wipes, fresh scent, 75 ct
Pilot G2 Premium retractable pens
Kleenex Naturals facial tissues, 48/case
Purell Instant hand sanitizer
BAND-AID flexible fabric bandages, 100/box
BAND-AID extra large bandages
First Aid Only Large first aid kit
Neosporin, 1oz
First Aid Only medical tape
Scotch 3/4" transparent tape, 12/pack
Staples small metal binder clips, 144/pack
Berkeley Square plastic cutlery, 360 pack
Febreze AIR Freshener w/Meadows & Rain scent, 2 pack
Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, 8/pack
Austin Cracker Cookie variety pack
Nabisco Savory mix variety snack pack
Land O Lakes creamers, 192/case
Capresso coffee burr grinder
Costa Rican coffee beans, 2lb
Staples 3 hole punch, 40 sheet capacity
Sharpie Accent highlighter, 12/pack
Post-it sticky notes, 10/pack
Staples Glenvar Leather big and tall chair
Propel Proton Micro drone
Sharpie fine point markers, 1 doz
Brentwood CTS-2000 coffee pot
Staples 1 subject notebook, 6/pack
Hammermill copy plus paper
Uni-Ball Jetstream pens, 12/pack
BIC Wite-Out, 3/pack
Pringles potato crisps snack packs, 72/pack
Healthy snack box
Comfort massaging lumbar cushion
Chenille Craft activities kit
Staples 16oz red plastic cups
Dixie Pathways 10" heavy weight paper plates
3M Desktop Document holder
CUSTOM MILLBROOK FULL BED WITH METAL SPRING BASE NATURAL MAPLE
FULL INVERTED SEAM MATTRESS W/NYLON COVER
VENICE STACK CHAIR W/WOOD SEAT & BACK WOOD FINISH: NATURAL MAPLE METAL FRAME
NEWTON ARM CHAIR GR. B VINYL: STRATOSPHERE CHARCOAL FINISH: NATURAL MAPLE
Dunkin Donuts gift cards - $10
Oxo Good Grips Locking Can Opener
eGoodn Stamped Cross Stitch kits
Scrabble board game
Uno card game
Linkyo French Press Coffee Maker
Oxo Good Grips Utility Board
Double Six Dominos set
ITSTITCH Needlecrafts Stamped Crossstitch kits
Hamilton Beach Electric Kettle

That's a nice loot haul. Please post this in the following thread

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

shame on an IGA

buy everyone an m570 trackball and at least yourself a plantronics active-noise-cancelling headset. It is the tiiiiits.

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

shame on an IGA posted:

buy everyone an m570 trackball and at least yourself a plantronics active-noise-cancelling headset. It is the tiiiiits.

my friend got some of these fancy headphones and they let you hear quiet things far away too so be careful

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Robot Made of Meat posted:

You got a bedroom set?

I run a supportive housing program. Any furniture we provided at the outset we replace should they break.

FutonForensic

there's people in my office who seem to do nothing but walk on a floor-level tight rope, juggle and zip around on tiny scooters, so I guess just turn your workplace into a loving circus you coward


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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

my employees already use a complicated series of pulleys and levers to move throughout the office now don't you look foolish don't you feel silly

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