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phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

lmbo at the smack talk

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




RIP Fuzzy


e: What an awful matchup for the projectile bot, holy poo poo


e: bummer, I wanted Ax Backwards to work boooooo

Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 01:45 on May 26, 2018

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Lmao Hypershock that was terrible

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
lol were Hypershock's batteries not attached to the chassis by anything other than the wires

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

RIP Fuzzy


e: What an awful matchup for the projectile bot, holy poo poo


e: bummer, I wanted Ax Backwards to work boooooo

It was a good attempt at a full body spinner variant, but RIP. Lol at that projectile. Point blank and does nothing.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Also, Gamma Nine was robbed.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

i wanna see tombstone or an equiv turn each of the four horseman into a bunch of scrap metal and watch the kids in their team start crying

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Xelkelvos posted:

Lol at that projectile. Point blank and does nothing.

Did the guys who made this not finish Newtonian physics? I mean someone please correct me if I'm speaking out of my rear end here but just off the top off my head from what I remember of physics:

1. The slug is too large and for some reason flat (???), making it impossible for it to penetrate anything that's even remotely as sturdy as itself since the force of the slug will get spread out upon impact.

2. While the slug is significantly heavy, it doesn't even come close to the weight of whatever it's going to hit. Meaning it has to hit with a tremendous force to actually cause any internal damage and not just recoil immediately as the force rebounds and bounces off the slug harmlessly.

3. The height of the barrel, why is the firing mechanism made to fire from an elevated position that almost guarantees that the slug will hit at an awkward angle and bounce off.

I mean we saw 1 & 2 in action right here. The slug didn't even dent the metal and bounced the hell away since the slug didn't have enough force to significantly move the very heavy and forward-pushing bot. And that was without 3 even coming into effect. Like what was plan A here. :psyduck:

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
I think it was meant to strike the more fragile mechanisms of an opposing bot’s primary weapon rather than any of the armor. Also, I imagine it could only be so strong and shaped that way for safety reasons.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Didn't Hypershock have a self-righting mechanism before? That's what the fly-swatting rake was attached to last time I think.

Drowning In Terror
Dec 10, 2008

MiddleOne posted:

Did the guys who made this not finish Newtonian physics? I mean someone please correct me if I'm speaking out of my rear end here but just off the top off my head from what I remember of physics:

1. The slug is too large and for some reason flat (???), making it impossible for it to penetrate anything that's even remotely as sturdy as itself since the force of the slug will get spread out upon impact.

2. While the slug is significantly heavy, it doesn't even come close to the weight of whatever it's going to hit. Meaning it has to hit with a tremendous force to actually cause any internal damage and not just recoil immediately as the force rebounds and bounces off the slug harmlessly.

3. The height of the barrel, why is the firing mechanism made to fire from an elevated position that almost guarantees that the slug will hit at an awkward angle and bounce off.

I mean we saw 1 & 2 in action right here. The slug didn't even dent the metal and bounced the hell away since the slug didn't have enough force to significantly move the very heavy and forward-pushing bot. And that was without 3 even coming into effect. Like what was plan A here. :psyduck:

The short answer is safety. They can't risk anything that would penetrate through the box.

I looked at the numbers and it should have around 8KJ of energy, so around 4 times more than an assualt rife, 16 times more than a 9mm handgun and less than half of a BMG anti-material round. They should have just aimed for one of the minibots.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

halokiller posted:

If you guys are itching for some more robot combat, check out the Chinese Battlebots, The King of Bots

It's quite entertaining despite mainly being in Chinese. Ian Lewis is a judge and it would explain why Beta isn't here this season (both its builders were competing in China). Plus there's Megabyte. :911:

Looks like there's also "This is Fighting Robots", which is a spin-off or "season 1.5" of KoB for some reason. I've not seen episodes of it anywhere though.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Xelkelvos posted:

Lol at that projectile. Point blank and does nothing.

It looked like it had absolutely zero impact on Gamma Nine but managed to put a pretty decent dent in their own bot on the ricochet

Drowning In Terror
Dec 10, 2008

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It looked like it had absolutely zero impact on Gamma Nine but managed to put a pretty decent dent in their own bot on the ricochet

I just saw the AMA with the team on reddit, apparently they did do some damage to Gamma 9:

quote:

Our cannon is rated for 3600 PSI but we were operating at 1000 PSI for a variety of reasons (including safety and reliability). I wish they were doing a Science Channel "Botopsy Report" for this episode so viewers could see just how much damage we did to Gamma 9. We bent the internal frames, broke the welds, and disabled the hydraulic crusher. But hitting the most heavily armored part of one of the biggest bots in the competition was not optimal. Also hitting point-blank on Gamma 9's solid front panel was not optimal. There are other bots out there against which I think the cannon would show its full potential, and you'll have to keep watching this season to find out!

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

Pakled posted:

lol were Hypershock's batteries not attached to the chassis by anything other than the wires

They generally aren't. A frame rail and the top /bottom cover are holding them in place, sometimes with some foam to prevent them from sliding around in big hits. Tombstone and UltraViolent have had the same thing happen.

Gromit posted:

Looks like there's also "This is Fighting Robots", which is a spin-off or "season 1.5" of KoB for some reason. I've not seen episodes of it anywhere though.

It has full episodes on YouKu, the Chinese equivalent to YouTube.

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

It's pretty cool to see the damage this saw did up close:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht8OhG0eMzE

SolarFire2
Oct 16, 2001

"You're awefully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat." - Meat And Sarcasm Guy!
That guy was right, Overhaul dude needs to learn to drive.

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


SolarFire2 posted:

That guy was right, Overhaul dude needs to learn to drive.

Brushless drive system + lovely traction tends to do that.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

gently caress Witch Doctor and MIT cat ears forever...

and Hypershock got completely clowned, that was great.

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Robnoxious posted:

and Hypershock got completely clowned, that was great.

It was kind of like the modern Nightmare/Slam Job. One hit and everything explodes.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Fish Of Doom posted:

It was kind of like the modern Nightmare/Slam Job. One hit and everything explodes.

For those who haven't seen it before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC_8X1f9Vwk

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!
I'm a casual fan but this season is the best yet. My wife is usually indifferent to everything on tv but she's really getting into this season and yelling during the matches, it's kind of funny actually.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

wormil posted:

I'm a casual fan but this season is the best yet. My wife is usually indifferent to everything on tv but she's really getting into this season and yelling during the matches, it's kind of funny actually.

Yeah, I'm enjoying it so far. Cutting back on the fluff and having five fights per episode instead of four is great.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Can't wait until they start being like real boxing and start having under card matches also be of different weight classes

PowerBuilder3
Apr 21, 2010

Xelkelvos posted:

Can't wait until they start being like real boxing and start having under card matches also be of different weight classes

I want AI bots, not radio controlled.

Drowning In Terror
Dec 10, 2008
I always thought AI control would suit the House Robots in Robot Wars.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Wasn’t Chomp self targeting or something?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Something makes me really happy seeing the extreme showmanship teams bot fall apart after 2 hits. Like maybe you should have been working on your bot instead of finding matching outfits to wear?

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


PowerBuilder3 posted:

I want AI bots, not radio controlled.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Finally getting around to watching King of Bots and I really appreciate how aggressive they are with the hazards compared to Battlebots. I also like their screw replacement better. The walls are trash though and the smokescreen is kinda dumb.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
Yeah, the hazards on this show are really toothless. The floor saw is the only one even worth anything.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




just gotta create your own floor hazard like Tombstone did against Minotaur.

oh jay
Oct 15, 2012

Hazards were best at the middle weight division. The lightweights all get one-shotted by everything and it doesn't even scratch the heavyweights.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Propaganda Machine posted:

Yeah, the hazards on this show are really toothless. The floor saw is the only one even worth anything.

I'd say the Flipper is always worth it, even at the higher classes, I just don't know how often they're allowed to fire the hazards.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




lmao how did Red Devil get a Split Decision (Loss)

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

Year of the saw bot apparently. Nice to see effective weapons that aren't flywheels at least.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I love Farouq so much

Tom Brady burn


what the gently caress is burger bot doing? They even turn it on?

Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jun 2, 2018

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




lmao Gigabyte

keep your dome on, yikes

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

Gonna have to upload that fight to pornhub. YouTube doesn't allow nudity.

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
lol at the stupid burger bot

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