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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I�m excited for Solo because it features one of my favorite Star Wars characters: The Millenium Falcon.

# ¿ May 11, 2018 20:36

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:59

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Bring me Solo and the Wookie.

# ¿ May 12, 2018 22:43

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Cross-Section posted:

stop

maul time

PLEASE MAULER

DON�T HURT EM

# ¿ May 18, 2018 04:01

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Sam Worthington and Jai Courtney are the real life version of every default Create-A-Character videogame slate.

# ¿ May 24, 2018 11:20

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

A goddamn Ter�s K�si reference out of nowhere.

And a Bossk shoutout!

# ¿ May 25, 2018 05:25

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I would�ve liked to have seen more of Spooky Industrial Blade Runner World (Corellia) and WW1 Frontlines World (Mimban). Just a lil bit more. Maybe some inner workings of the Imperial Academy.

And more of Thandie Newton and Jon Favreau�s Mini Goro character, Rio Durant.

And less of Emilia Clarke, who is a heinous actor.

The Lady Droid was awesome and they iced her 15 minutes later. I was pissed.

Also, apparently Chewie eats people.

Donglover was easily one of the best parts of the movie. He had Billy Dee�s mannerisms and swagger down pat.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 09:31 on May 25, 2018

# ¿ May 25, 2018 09:26

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Lando had a lot of capes.

A LOT of capes.

# ¿ May 26, 2018 00:24

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

20 years from now, we�ll all be digitized into the Disney HoloNet and we will live out all our spookiest and skerriest Star Wars fantasies, like getting shitfaced with Sebulba and getting badmouthed by Captain Needa.

And taking a spin class with Boss Nass.

# ¿ May 26, 2018 00:41

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The movie Se7en, but with Star Wars characters.

# ¿ May 26, 2018 00:43

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Clint Howard now has Star Wars and Star Trucks credits.

# ¿ May 26, 2018 06:53

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Darth Vader kills Obi-Wan with a sawed off shotgun in the Obi-Wan movie.

Now what?

# ¿ May 27, 2018 01:56

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

http://variety.com/2018/film/news/solo-a-star-wars-story-han-shot-first-lawrence-jonathan-kasdan-1202812392/

quote:

The fascinating thing about an intellectual property as sprawling as �Star Wars� is how it can build on itself via commentary on its own internal lore. That�s unique, and only possible for a brand with generations of adulation behind it.

Case in point: Han Solo shooting first. When George Lucas altered the original �Star Wars� in 1997 to depict Harrison Ford�s scruffy-looking smuggler firing on the alien Greedo in self-defense, rather than preemptively dispensing with a threat, fans lost their minds. It was an affront, the neutering of a badass.

As recently as 2015, Lucas was still defending his decision. To him, Solo was a cowboy in the John Wayne mold, therefore honorable. The hero has to let the villain have the first shot. In a mano-a-mano, Western shoot-out sense, that tracks. But while Solo may be archetypal on one hand, on the other, he is a sui generis creation that fits no mold.

The new film, directed by Ron Howard and written by Lawrence and Jonathan Kasdan, aims to set the record straight once and for all. Throughout �Solo,� the eponymous space cowboy�s mentor Tobias Beckett (played by Woody Harrelson) warns him in no uncertain terms: Trust no one.

By film�s end � and after a particularly crushing betrayal by Beckett that underscores his own advice � that wisdom has finally found root. In an unmistakable moment, Solo blasts the traitor away mid-sentence.

�It�s pretty clear, we think,� Lawrence Kasdan says. �And it was a large motivation for both of us.�

Kasdan�s son and co-writer Jonathan adds that there was no room left on the page for interpretation.

�So that the actors knew, and so everyone involved knew, it was explicitly written in the description: �There can be no question that Han shoots first.'�

That�s some serious re-tinkering. Fans will no doubt be delighted but what did Lucas think? He certainly didn�t make the initial alteration without giving it serious thought.

�I�m happy to report, not only did George see the movie and like it before, I walked into the premiere with him and he was in a fabulous mood and he really likes this movie,� Lawrence Kasdan says. �So I have to assume that was not some earth-shaking thing for him. Or he�s let it go.�

Adds Jonathan: �Or he feels at peace with it finally.�

# ¿ May 27, 2018 07:37

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Lando Calrissian became pals with Lobot and forgot that L3-37, the British hacker lady robot, became yesterday�s news. This will all be covered in the Lobot movie, y�see.

Directed by a cream cheese danish.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 08:04

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I can�t wait for Boba Fett to put a down payment on his space Corvette. Gotta cram as many references into these movies as possible.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 08:24

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Milky Moor posted:

A dude on Reddit who was basically correct about everything but the later changes to TLJ (in 2015 after seeing 'early storyboards') has basically spelled out Episode 9 and welp

I require these spoilers posthaste.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 03:36

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Zoran posted:

Spoilers ahoy.

Rey has a love child�with Kylo, maybe.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 03:51

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

General Leia Organa Solo died on the way back to her ~~home planet~~ asteroid belt medical facility.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 20:50

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

*discreetly calls the House Un-Alderaanian Activities Committee hotline to report suspicious behavior*

# ¿ Jun 29, 2018 20:59

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1016471821443530752

# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 01:08

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Lando dies after choking on some bread at Leia's funeral.

Leia's funeral is held on the Casino Zone planet and there's an all you can eat buffet after the service.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 08:09

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

He also needs to snatch back the gold Falcon dice.

And then put all his capes back in his cape closet.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 23:14

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Per Dark_Tzitzimine in the Greenlighting thread:

quote:

Star Wars: Episode IX will begin filming at London�s Pinewood Studios on August 1, 2018. J.J. Abrams returns to direct the final installment of the Skywalker saga. Abrams co-wrote the screenplay with Chris Terrio.

Returning cast members include Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Lupita Nyong�o, Domhnall Gleeson, Kelly Marie Tran, Joonas Suotamo, and Billie Lourd. Joining the cast of Episode IX are Naomi Ackie and Richard E. Grant, who will be joined by veteran Star Wars actors Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, and Billy Dee Williams, who will reprise his role as Lando Calrissian.

The role of Leia Organa will once again be played by Carrie Fisher, using previously unreleased footage shot for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. �We desperately loved Carrie Fisher,� says Abrams. �Finding a truly satisfying conclusion to the Skywalker saga without her eluded us. We were never going to recast, or use a CG character. With the support and blessing from her daughter, Billie, we have found a way to honor Carrie�s legacy and role as Leia in Episode IX by using unseen footage we shot together in Episode VII.�

Composer John Williams, who has scored every chapter in the Star Wars saga since 1977�s A New Hope, will return to a galaxy far, far away with Episode IX. Star Wars: Episode IX will be produced by Kathleen Kennedy, J.J. Abrams, and Michelle Rejwan, and executive produced by Callum Greene and Jason McGatlin. The crew includes Dan Mindel (Director of Photography), Rick Carter and Kevin Jenkins (Co-Production Designers), Michael Kaplan (Costume Designer), Neal Scanlan (Creature and Droid FX), Maryann Brandon and Stefan Grube (Editors), Roger Guyett (VFX Supervisor), Tommy Gormley (1st AD), and Victoria Mahoney (2nd Unit Director).

https://www.newsarama.com/41142-star-wars-episode-ix-cast-announced-including-carrie-fisher.html

# ¿ Jul 27, 2018 21:39

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I anxiously await the scene when force ghost Luke Skywalker talks to his sister, who�s inexplicably standing by the craft service table, toasting an everything bagel.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2018 21:43

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Billy Snoke was one major player at the start of TLJ and by the end he was TWO major players.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2018 01:30

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

My neighbor's dentist, who also works part-time for Nintendo, told me that Episode IX will have Idris Elba as 007.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 00:37

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Rey is actually Obi-Wan Kenobi reincarnated into a lady.

She's super British and can use the Force to bend people to her will and she, too, enjoys fighting dudes with red lightsabers. She also lived alone for a long time in the desert and had to fight off some alien creature to save a droid.

Episode IX will feature her trying to prevent the First Order from blowing up a bridge that she and the Resistance just finished building.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 00:37

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Star Wars, except that the Empire has an actually cool aesthetic

Star Wars with a Vaporwave soundtrack.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 09:30

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

It'd be cool to see Korriban or something of that nature.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 08:56

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Please no Yub Nub 2.0 at the end of IX, JJ Abrams.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 12:38

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Only a handful of people even knew that Vader had been Anakin.

Nobody even knew Vader had kids until a recent book where Leia is running for office in the New Republic.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 22:04

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Just have him play the Doctor. Do it, Disney. You cowards. *slaps Disney for cowardice*

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 01:12

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

God I hope Rey's old man turns out to be Dexter Jettster.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 23:25

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

wyoming posted:

The Lake Like Luke Leke Loke?

The truth behind this franchise.....i�m not surprised you've never heard of them.

Very few are aware of their existence, even among those with codeword clearance.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 09:42

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Punished Luke: "Rey, i'm already a demon."

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 07:26

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Ah yes, Young Sheev�s famous GIGANTIC EARS.

Also, no need for spoiler tags in the spoiler thread.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 09:41

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

CelticPredator posted:

Ian McDermid is still alive you fucks

He will never die. NEVER.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 09:48

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Supreme Leader Kylo Ren (feat. Rilo Kiley)

# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 07:13

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

You know what would be awesome? If they somehow found all the Trade Federation battle droids in cold storage from the prequels and utilized them.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2018 00:51

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I am incredibly hype for animatronic Carrie Fisher.

They�ll put her in the Hall of Presidents afterwards.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 02:53

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:59

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Oh please oh please let there be a teaser trailer tomorrow during the Superb Owl.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2019 07:31

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