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precision posted:i dunno i kinda like that Kind of an Ellis island vibe but also really stupid
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May 11, 2018 20:17
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Are both clone wars cartoons canon or just the cgi one
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May 24, 2018 03:16
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Kevin Palpatine posted:can't wait for A Star Wars Story about the hammerhead guy from the ANH cantina I want a behind the music of jizz
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May 25, 2018 14:24
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Rey you are my father is still the best
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Jun 11, 2018 14:49
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Doronin posted:And that kid adds, "and I have a wife, whose super hot, and also is way stronger than everyone else but just not as strong as me." Ah so prince xizor
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Jul 8, 2018 01:50
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I was a dumb idiot child and called him Jay-seen. That at least sounds a little bit more starwarsy
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Aug 3, 2018 21:33
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When do 3PO and Poe gently caress?
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Aug 8, 2018 21:23
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Still banking on the Rey “You’re MY father!” reveal somehow.
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Sep 17, 2018 13:57
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More like DOODOO
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Dec 3, 2018 21:46
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Just give me loving “No, you are my father!” already gently caress
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Jan 16, 2019 22:17
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The Jedi being able to JO without immense guilt will be refreshing imo
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Feb 13, 2019 06:44
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I hope Kylo doesn’t slice his own hand off holding his sword in that incredibly dumb manner 
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Mar 27, 2019 16:02
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Give me a loving B Wing you assholes
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Mar 27, 2019 19:21
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3PO and Kylo for sure 3PO winning it
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Mar 29, 2019 20:00
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Rey is Luke’s father is NOT an April Fools however
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Apr 1, 2019 19:19
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Hope This Fart Will Not Come With Extra
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Apr 12, 2019 05:23
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The final battle gonna be ghost skywalkers vs ghost sheevs
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Apr 12, 2019 18:35
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I said come in! posted:I'll accept it if it's Force Ghost Palpatine and he has just been haunting the wreckage of the Death Star II this whole time. If the movie does anything else with Palpatine then I feel like it would be really lame, especially if it's another he was pulling the strings this entire time. Kylo was able to get in contact with ghost Palp (Same as ghost obi wan but evil it’s poetry it rhymes) and Luke saw that so he tried to murder Kylo. Palp just really horny for making those Skywalker boys make bad decisions
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Apr 12, 2019 19:04
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Davros1 posted:Rey's not a Skywalker, but it turns out Luke used the Force to make her pregnant (ala Sheev and Shmi), and that's how the Skywalkers "rise". Rey, I’M the father!
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Apr 12, 2019 19:10
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The saber murdered children
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Apr 20, 2019 16:19
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How or why is that canon exactly?
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Apr 25, 2019 21:05
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I’m excited to see what D&D have in store with KOTOR
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May 24, 2019 19:51
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Cross-Section posted:There was a different angle of that photo and it looked a lot more like they were fighting on top of rusted Death Star wreckage Actually you'll find that they are fighting on top of a "piece of junk" so it makes sense that it's all rusted out Millennium Falcon
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Jun 8, 2019 15:41
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More like poo poo trooper because Star Wars suxxxxxxx
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Jul 11, 2019 15:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1d5QpzG-U Lmao you ain’t kidding
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Jul 12, 2019 06:32
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No Mods No Masters posted:I think time travel is unlikely, not because JJ is above trying it but because it would never survive the firing squad of execs wanting something safe. Though it is fun to imagine just how bad it could get eg Rey, you are MY grandmother is also acceptable
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Jul 15, 2019 21:06
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Even the Young Jedi Knight books would have made a better sequel trilogy and you even get to keep it in the family if you want
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Jul 27, 2019 04:10
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General Dog posted:I’m sure there’s some pending revelation (she’s a clone, she’s a reincarnation, she emerged from Luke’s forehead like Athena), but there’s no way they’ll go back and say “actually she’s [character we know]’s biological daughter after all.” “No Rey you are MY great-grandmother!”
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Aug 9, 2019 18:53
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All yub nub all the time
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Aug 12, 2019 19:52
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Lol force ghost Han is so loving stupid
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Aug 18, 2019 22:33
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And here I am thinking the Force Unleashed Star destroyer bit was as ridiculous as it would get.
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Aug 19, 2019 18:57
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“I want what Vader and Luke had but not with my kid maybe a grandkid instead? I dunno”
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Aug 31, 2019 00:01
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Han actually got her pregnant when she was shot and he felt her up pushing her back.
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Sep 16, 2019 04:08
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Disclaimers: Due to the fact that The Rise of Skywalker is currently going through a round of additional photography and the basic nature of leaked information in general, I cannot guarantee that everything you read here will make it to the final cut of the film just as I describe, but I feel highly confident in the accuracy of my information at this point in time based on the current state of the film. I will also tell you that due to increased activity of other leakers such as Making Star Wars or Bespin Bulletin, not all of what you will read here will be new information, but I will tell you that my plot summaries are assembled exclusively from my own sources, so any similar/identical information to other reports can (and in my opinion, should) be used as corroboration of the validity of both sources. I am going to be making 3 'updated and expanded' plot summary posts split up into 3 acts releasing over the coming days/weeks. These are not official act breaks, this is just how I would break the film up into 3 parts. SPOILER WARNING! If you do not want to know what happens in IX, read no farther. ACT I [The Past- Unknown Location]. Luke is training Leia as a Jedi. Lightsabers are involved. Leia reveals to Luke that she is pregnant and Leia makes the decision to end her Jedi training due to the impending birth of her son. [The Present- The Resistance’s Jungle Base] Years later, Leia has picked up where her brother left off and has been helping Rey learn the ways of the Jedi. Rey is first seen doing some meditative/ “mental” Force training, but is struggling with it. In frustration, she asks Leia if she can do a physical training course instead. This is what we see Rey doing in the jungle forrest in the D23 First Look.(1, 2) It appears that Rey has more physical fortitude than she has mental strength. [Forrest planet bathed in red light] Supreme Leader Kylo Ren has been aware of a dark power behind his predecessor and former master, Snoke. Kylo has been spending his time as leader of the First Order with the purpose of locating this power. Generals Hux and Pryde have been following Kylo around on his quest and are beginning to get very frustrated with what they see as a fool’s errand. They see this as a waste of First Order time and resources. When we catch up with the villains of our story, Kylo is leading an assault on this planet with the purpose of finding Darth Vader’s wayfinder device. The device reveals coordinates within the Unknown Regions and Kylo is confident that this will reveal the source of Snoke’s power. Kylo Ren slaughters his way through the natives and is eventually led to "the oracle" who gives him the wayfinder. [Asteroid Base] We pick up with Finn and Poe on the Millennium Falcon, accompanied by a hand full of unfamiliar alien characters traveling to an icy asteroid base to meet with a First Order informant. This informant, an alien, is acting as a middle man between a First Order mole and our heroes. The First Order arrives and begins attacking the base. The assault causes forces our heroes to make a hasty exit by what was described to me as “light springing” away. Light springing involves making the jump to light speed without plotting a course or a predetermined destination. As we all remember, making the jump to light speed without precise calculations could have dire consequences such as ‘flying right through a star or bouncing too close to a supernova’. The Falcon makes a hand full of these springs to throw the First Order off their trail, but as a result they are forced to deal with the consequences of such a risky maneuver. After surviving the dangers of light springing, our heroes plot a course to the secret Resistance jungle base. [The Unknown Regions- Exogol] After obtaining Vader’s device Kylo travels to the place specified by the wayfinder. It takes him to the Unknown Regions and a dead planet of flat, black rock. I previously reported that the planet where Kylo finds Vader's wayfinder was called Exogol. Since then my understanding has evolved and I've been told that this planet actually bears that name. Kylo lands outside a giant cube, floating just above the ground and begins walking toward it. Kylo walks between the cube and the ground and once he reaches the center he discovers an elevator leading down below the planet's surface. He follows teh lift down and finds an old man, near death and lying in bed and being tended to by cloaked aids. My source believes these aids to be referred to as Sith Loyalists. The old man identifies himself as Darth Sideous. Kylo initially dismisses the old man, knowing that the Emperor had died over 30 years prior over the forest moon of Endor. Feeling that this must be a trick, Kylo claims that there must be some other explanation, such as this man being a clone. My sources specifically tell me that the Palpatine refutes the idea of him being a clone and affirms that he survived his fall. After his defeat at Endor, he left the known galaxy and traveled to the Unknown Regions to rebuild his Empire. Despite his skepticism, Palpatine begins to reel Kylo in and subsequently tells him of something known as a “Force Dyad”. The Force produces two incredibly strong users and when they unite together, both become stronger than either one could be on their own. Palpatine believes Kylo Ren and Rey to be the two halves of this dyad and shares this knowledge with Rey. (Note: I previously wrote that Palpatine wanted them to become “master and apprentice” since then this has been clarified to me as Palpatine seeking the two members of the Dyad) Palpatine claims that he seeks the Dyad because he is weak and dying and he wants the Dyad to rule together once he’s gone. Palpatine orders Kylo to bring Rey to him and turn her so that the Dyad will be a strong, unified force of darkness. Palpatine also reveals that he has been amassing an armada of Star Destroyers equipped with Death Star tech, each one capable of destroying a planet on its own. Generals Hux and Pryde are tasked with rounding up children in large numbers to train and staff his armada. [The Resistance’s Jungle Base] Finn and Poe return to the Resistance base bearing the knowledge obtained from their encounter with the First Order informant. The duo brings this knowledge to General Leia and tell her what they know about Kylo’s mission to the Unknown Regions, but without any leads to where he went or how he got there, the Resistance is at a dead end. Leia mentions that she has a contact who was seeking a link to the Unknown Regions long ago and may be willing to help. Leia dispatches the two of them along with Rey, Chewbacca, BB-8 and C-3PO to Passana to meet with her contact and see what help he may be able to provide. [Passana] When our heroes arrive on the planet, they discover that a giant festival is going on. What they thought would be an easy mission has now turned into a much more complicated affair. They attempt to lay low and to blend in. Unsurprisingly, Chewbacca struggles with blending in because it’s very difficult to hide a 7 foot tall wookiee from prying eyes. Rey encounters an alien in the crowds who takes a liking to her, presenting her with a handmade necklace as a gift. She is asked her name and she responds “Rey”. When asked her family name, she replies that she does not have one. At this time, Kylo establishes a connection with Rey through their bond. Their conversation ends with Kylo grabbing the necklace from around Rey’s neck. This necklace proves to be the key to the First Order discovering their location. After the connection ends, Rey warns her comrades that the First Order is on their way and that they must hurry to find Leia’s contact. It is at this point that instead of finding their contact, their contact reveals himself to them after having spotted an old wookiee friend of his out of the crowd. It’s Lando Calrissian. Greetings and introductions are exchanged Lando tells them of a dagger that may help them find what they seek. Many years prior, Lando and Luke went in search of this dagger that was owned by a Sith loyalist named Ochie (spelling not confirmed). They tracked Ochie to Passana when the trail went cold. When met with the question of why he never left the planet after the search for Ochie and his dagger ended, Lando tells the team that he had a young child at the time of his and Luke’s quest. While they were out searching for the dagger, the First Order stole his child. After having failed to protect his child from the First Order, Lando and Luke parted ways and he stayed on Passana ever since. This story strikes a chord with Finn having been stolen from his own family at an incredibly young age as well. Lando points them in the direction of the last known coordinates of Ochie’s ship, where the trail went cold all those years ago, wishes them luck in succeeding where he failed all those years ago but decides to sit this one out. Our heroes follow the trail that Lando pointed out to them and eventually they happen upon Ochie’s ship. When Rey sees the ship, it triggers some memories. It’s the same ship that we see leaving Jakku in Rey’s vision from TFA. Before the implications of this can sink in, the ground beneath them gives out and the crew gets sucked below the surface of the sand. They find themselves in a series of underground tunnels where they discover the remains of Ochie and the dagger that Lando and Luke sought after. Rey feels a very strong connection to this weapon, but can’t quite articulate it. The dagger has writing on it in a language that nobody can identify. It’s then handed over to 3PO who identifies the writing as a Sith language, but he reveals that he is unable to translate the writing due to restrictions in his programing. At this time, a plan is made to hack into C-3PO’s programming to bypass the restrictions. Poe mentions that he has an old contact that might be able to help them out. Chewbacca takes possession of the dagger and the group’s attention shifts to finding a way out of the caves. During their escape attempt, the team runs into a giant, very aggressive, sand worm (who presumably created the tunnels). A battle with the sand worm ensues and our heroes end up backed into a corner, preparing to meet their fate when Rey notices a detail. The worm is injured. In a display of previously unknown power, Rey is able to heal the worm’s injuries, satiating the worm and providing the heroes the chance they needed to escape. Once they crew exits the cave system, they see a First Order Star Destroyer in the sky and know that Kylo Ren has found them. Once they realize this they (correctly) reason that the First Order would have already found the Falcon, making that plan of escape impossible. The Falcon is boarded and subsequently taken back to the Star Destroyer. In an act of desperation, the crew boards Ochie’s ship and attempt to get it working. It's on this ship that the crew discovers the new droid D-O. Rey senses that Kylo is coming for her, so she takes off on her own to confront him and buy her friends some time. (This is where the TIE interceptor flip sequence from the first teaser takes place). While Kylo and Rey are engaged, the Knights of Ren and the First Order head for Ochie’s ship and our other heroes. Chewbacca splits off from the crew and attempts to delay the Knights, but it captured. The dagger is taken from him and he boards a First Order prisoner transport. Rey and Kylo both notice Chewbacca being taken captive and being brought to a transport ship during their confrontation. As the ship takes off, Rey shifts her attention from Kylo to her captured friend and begins to use the Force to stop the transport and pull it back to the ground. Kylo attempts to counteract this by pushing the ship away. Control over the ship becomes a battle between Kylo and Rey, much like their battle for Anakin’s lightsaber in TLJ. Kylo begins to gain the upper hand which angers Rey. In her frustration, lightning shoots from her hand, destroying the the transport ship and killing all its passengers. Devastated by what she just did, Rey collapses. While all this is transpiring, Poe, Finn, 3PO and BB-8 get Ochie’s ship in the air just in time to fly over to pick up a distraught Rey. With no Lando, no Falcon, no dagger and no Chewbacca, our heroes limp away from the desert planet.
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Cross-Section posted:4K77 and 4K83 exist and are great, google them. This looks interesting. I’m curious what version I’d prefer this or the despecialized one.
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Sep 20, 2019 19:50
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Can’t wait for Death Star 3 (4?) to shoot at a ship like in RotJ but instead it goes through 5 because they are so bunched up. Poetry it rhymes and all that
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Oct 21, 2019 22:23
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Cant believe so many nerds have to watch the jets get blown out by the patriots just to see this trailer
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Oct 22, 2019 01:50
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