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I support this move towards having an Australian-themed thread in every subforum by 2020.
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May 18, 2018 02:53
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Mr. Sharps posted:I tried watching some Australian parliamentary action but I couldn’t figure out the rules like what’s with the hand signals and why does the guy run back and forth between the three posts and why are the bats all flat?? Cricket is the horrible boring poo poo people had to endure before the Yanks made baseball. Which is also horrible boring poo poo, but they have t-shirt cannons.
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May 18, 2018 05:37
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lol prime minister agent smith was a nutcase
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May 18, 2018 05:43
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as an expat living in America I get to smugly tell yanks about Medicare as I pay 2k a month in loving health insurance for my loving yank family 
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May 18, 2018 10:07
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Huragok posted:as an expat living in America I get to smugly tell yanks about Medicare My father in law never paid two thousand a month in taxes and when he got his bowel cancer removed they threw in some liposuction. Total cost to him: $dick
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May 18, 2018 10:25
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Gorilla Salad posted:Cricket is the horrible boring poo poo people had to endure before the Yanks made baseball. cricket is so boring you have to cheat to stay awake
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May 18, 2018 11:05
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any sport where getting the runs is something you look forward to is gonna be bad
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May 18, 2018 11:05
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theres only one true sport
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May 18, 2018 11:09
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Cricket is the best way to figure out if someone is a shitcunt or not. If you don't like cricket I've got some bad news for you...
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May 18, 2018 11:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxM8XB61ZvU
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May 18, 2018 11:50
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crickets an english sport and if you like cricket then you like the royal family
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May 18, 2018 11:53
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Cricket gave the world Shane Warne. Checkmate.
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May 18, 2018 12:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hima6KCQ-yE hav a skull
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May 18, 2018 12:54
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cricket is poo poo if I want to binge drink for a day I don’t need to make some piss weak excuse for my mrs about a one dayer, I just do it
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May 18, 2018 12:57
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one gayer
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May 18, 2018 12:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y54zFggDOj8
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May 18, 2018 13:03
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do you have that australian slang style of shortening words to a flip lil thing ending in -y or -o, for yr political people?? holding an electy to form the gov-o prime minnie of the parlo and his cabbies
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May 18, 2018 14:17
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everyone just calls the pm turnsy
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May 18, 2018 14:53
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our last PM before tony abbot, Kevin Rudd we all used to call "Big Kev". His election slogan was "I'm excited!" and he only ever was seen in public dressed like this; 
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May 18, 2018 15:44
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Squizzle posted:do you have that australian slang style of shortening words to a flip lil thing ending in -y or -o, for yr political people?? just call everyone a mad oval office and it'll be chooks mate
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May 18, 2018 22:59
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punchymcpunch posted:theres only one true sport jump the kiwi?
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May 18, 2018 23:17
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Slugnoid posted:our last PM before tony abbot, Kevin Rudd we all used to call "Big Kev". I don't know his politics at all but I already want to take this guy out for beer & hamburgers.
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May 19, 2018 00:57
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Zeroisanumber posted:I don't know his politics at all but I already want to take this guy out for beer & hamburgers. st8us: excited
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May 19, 2018 01:02
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:st8us: excited & maybe play a few rounds of darts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU
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Zeroisanumber posted:I don't know his politics at all but I already want to take this guy out for beer & hamburgers. big kev was good, but the true aussie hero was kim beazley - the leader of the opposition for most of the years howard was PM. He was boxer back in the 80's and somehow he became the leader of the Australian Labor Party.  I think they went and made him the ambassador to the USA
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May 19, 2018 10:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-W-vzELBt8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWDKR3WNAlM&t=16s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u9bWQoQVIQ
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May 21, 2018 04:43
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you can’t convince me that Australia is real
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May 21, 2018 04:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntpsMWf9qmo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcAjCz2p5-U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyFwOd2etfU
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May 21, 2018 08:45
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logikv9 posted:you can’t convince me that Australia is real just postralia
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May 21, 2018 08:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFG5vfDp_Q0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD_RHVFlys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZubopZKtN98
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this is the best thing ive seen on the internet in a long time
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May 21, 2018 09:12
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Squizzle posted:this is the best thing ive seen on the internet in a long time absolute citizen
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May 21, 2018 09:15
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i had an uber driver in sydney who said that while abbott was a oval office he was at least honest about it unlike turnbull. he voted for both of them lol
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May 21, 2018 09:17
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Jose posted:i had an uber driver in sydney who said that while abbott was a oval office he was at least honest about it unlike turnbull. he voted for both of them lol No cuts to the abc etc etc etc 
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May 21, 2018 09:32
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Zeroisanumber posted:I don't know his politics at all but I already want to take this guy out for beer & hamburgers. he was an actual megalomaniac the previous candidate turned into an alt right dude
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remember when mark latham fell asleep in a taxi, woke up, and became so enraged he broke the drivers arm
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