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Wormskull posted:I said opening lines you morons. I hosed up ok I'm sorry
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don't let bowser bruise you Mario! mario! prepare yourself for the great beyond
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May 18, 2018 20:48
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"32 years have passed since the Great War. The Shivans vanished half a lifetime ago. Now we live in the mausoleum of history." For non-opening line though you just can't beat the pure pants-shittery of DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT
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SolusLunes posted:"32 years have passed since the Great War. The Shivans vanished half a lifetime ago. Now we live in the mausoleum of history." True. Epic pants-shittery ahoy, gamers!
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May 18, 2018 22:02
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"MacDonnells drive thru you're in." - Yoda
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May 18, 2018 22:07
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drat, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
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May 18, 2018 22:30
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Weiss! You dumbass! Start making sense, you rotten book, or you’re gonna be sorry! Maybe I’ll rip your pages out, one by one, or maybe I’ll put you in the goddamn furnace! How can someone with such a big, smart brain get hypnotized like a little bitch?! Huh!? "Oh, Shadowlord! I love you, Shadowlord! Come over here and give Weiss a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord!" Now pull your head out of your goddamn rear end and START loving HELPING US
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May 19, 2018 00:01
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You can’t write all that on a shopping bag. Think Call me Ishmael.
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May 19, 2018 00:07
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The last Metroid is in this bag. The Gamestop is at peace.
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May 19, 2018 00:09
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This thread was ruined by fucktards. Topic Locked.
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May 19, 2018 01:28
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...I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed; the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life.
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May 19, 2018 03:20
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Cubone posted:Weiss! You dumbass! Start making sense, you rotten book, or you’re gonna be sorry! Maybe I’ll rip your pages out, one by one, or maybe I’ll put you in the goddamn furnace! How can someone with such a big, smart brain get hypnotized like a little bitch?! Huh!? "Oh, Shadowlord! I love you, Shadowlord! Come over here and give Weiss a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord!" Now pull your head out of your goddamn rear end and START loving HELPING US
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May 19, 2018 03:38
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ol yeller posted:I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams.
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May 19, 2018 05:51
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Wormskull posted:You can’t write all that on a shopping bag. Think Call me Ishmael. how about "Take heed and bear witness to the truths that lie herein, for they are the last legacy of the Horadrim."? that's only about as long as "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife," or "In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since." if that is not acceptable, maybe "It's-a me! Mario!" or "Welcome to Mario Kart!"
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May 19, 2018 21:22
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After five years on the east coast, it was time to go home.
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May 19, 2018 21:50
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“The Gods of Olympus have abandoned me. Now there is no hope.” -Kratos
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May 20, 2018 00:23
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“Cortana, all I need to know is: did we lose them?” -Capt. Keyes
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May 20, 2018 00:26
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“Okay guys, these eggs have given us a lot of trouble in the past, uhhh does anybody need anything off this guy, or can we bypass him?” -Jamaal
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May 20, 2018 00:27
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Extra! Extra! Hey, watch it mister!
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May 20, 2018 00:31
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In AD 2101: War was Beginning
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May 20, 2018 01:49
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Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week.
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May 20, 2018 02:08
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After the end of World War 2, the 🌎 was divided in two — east and west.
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May 20, 2018 02:41
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Lumpy the Cook posted:“Cortana, all I need to know is: did we lose them?” -Capt. Keyes
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May 20, 2018 02:45
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Plebian Parasite posted:Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week.
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May 20, 2018 03:36
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DADDYS BACK YOU BITCHES!
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May 20, 2018 09:50
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This game sucks.
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May 21, 2018 01:24
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are we rushing in, or are we going sneaky beaky like?
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May 21, 2018 06:21
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Powerful.
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May 21, 2018 06:32
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"Stand up... there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?"
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May 21, 2018 08:56
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trying to jack off posted:are we rushing in, or are we going sneaky beaky like? Epic.
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May 21, 2018 09:10
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Average Bear posted:"Stand up... there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?"
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May 21, 2018 11:04
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trying to jack off posted:are we rushing in, or are we going sneaky beaky like?
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trying to jack off posted:are we rushing in, or are we going sneaky beaky like? wtf i always thought it was sneaky peeky
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