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cda

by Hand Knit
The name would be more confusing, though.

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cda

by Hand Knit
I think the premise for this thread is good except that I've never seen Footloose so it's hard for me to participate. I imagine it would be something like this:

Kevin Bacon: Hello, my name is Footloose. John Footloose. I've returned to this small town from New York City to tell you about eating rear end.

Love interest girl: My name is Nancy Footloose. Don't worry, though. I'm not related to you. It's just that Footloose is a very common name.

John Footloose: It's a pleasure to meet you here at church while the pastor is listening to me tell you that eating rear end is a good thing to do.

Pastor Footloose: [note that the pastor never says his name, but his name is also John Footloose. It's just a coincidence, but he's the one the movie is named after It's against God to eat rear end, and there's probably a law on the books about it too. Stop talking about that.

John Footloose: Let's you and me go somewhere private where we can talk more about eating rear end.

Nancy Footloose: Okay.

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