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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Family game night gets out of hand
 
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If you've never been injured playing full contact spoons you weren't playing it right

* # ¿ May 24, 2018 20:09
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:14
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Today we found a better way to play Mouse Trap and the world beat a path to our door and robbed us blind. Now we just play Blind Man's Bluff barefoot in the front yard until someone steps in dogshit

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* # ¿ May 25, 2018 13:29
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NASA just gave us permission to play lawn darts. We can use 2 stage solid rocket boosters, just no ordinance this time, the last time we almost started a war with Canada- it took 2 hours for them to finish apologizing!*

*sorry

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* # ¿ May 25, 2018 13:58
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Don't Break the Ice but with jackhammers

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* # ¿ May 25, 2018 16:35
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Day 12- It seems like only yesterday my sister played the same card I did, an 8. Only I played the 8 of Hearts, she played the 8 of Spades. Since that fateful day I have dug a ten-foot deep trench that runs the length of the house, taking me within range of all the most sensitive areas of the battlefield. It has all the imagined amenities one could hope for in a trench. I spent the past 2 evenings making a gas mask, my spies reported that my sister's forces were infiltrating the kitchen pantry. That's where we, in a former life, kept food stuffs, including condiments. Condiments such as mustard.

You can weaponize mustard.

I made my final fittings to ensure I had a good seal on my mask, blowing it out once to secure the seal. I settled myself face-down on the floor and prepared to low-crawl my way to the kitchen. It was a risky move, but the sneak attack was all I had left. This was after all, WAR!

* # ¿ May 27, 2018 14:36
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Who's up for a game of "Don't Whiz On the Electric Fence?"

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* # ¿ May 30, 2018 13:12
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Jumanji but in God Mode

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