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malhavok: Jan 18, 2013

Tenzarin posted:

Well I'm not going to deny it happened, because it was so long ago I barely remember anything. I remember driving my car that was slightly slower than walking. There are most likely some bad memories but I kinda just remember having a fun time with AO at launch.

I remember killing mobs that would ask "can i have ur zword" and doing an instanced mission and getting a potted plant as a reward and wearing short shorts because there was male and female clothing and it was not labeled or limited to each gender. That's about my entire recollection of AO, overall i think i liked it?

# ? Jun 2, 2018 16:42

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# ? May 4, 2024 03:49

DapperDraculaDeer: Aug 4, 2007; Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.

Those mobs were named "leets" if I remember correctly.

# ? Jun 3, 2018 03:44

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

lol the steam store class list misspells Paladin

# ? Jun 3, 2018 04:25

DapperDraculaDeer: Aug 4, 2007; Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.

How does that even happen? The 'n' key isnt even close to 'a' or 'l' so its likely not a typo.

# ? Jun 3, 2018 04:40

clone on the phone: Aug 5, 2003

english hard effort harder

# ? Jun 3, 2018 05:00

A Spider Covets: May 4, 2009

Frog Act posted:

lol the steam store class list misspells Paladin

That is some egregious titty plating

# ? Jun 3, 2018 06:29

DapperDraculaDeer: Aug 4, 2007; Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.

In all honesty thats way better than the female armor in most MMOs.

# ? Jun 3, 2018 06:57

Kimsemus: Dec 4, 2013; by Reene; Toilet Rascal

FYI:

If you don't like something in the game, just edit your .ini! There is no server side check. Enjoy.

# ? Jun 3, 2018 13:06

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

Kimsemus posted:

FYI:

If you don't like something in the game, just edit your .ini! There is no server side check. Enjoy.

That sounds more fun than most mmos to be quite honest

# ? Jun 3, 2018 16:55

Saradiart: Dec 13, 2009; OPENING MY TAI CHI IS ABOUT AS APPEALING AS THE GOATMAN OPENING HIS ANUS

Kimsemus posted:

FYI:

If you don't like something in the game, just edit your .ini! There is no server side check. Enjoy.

It's all client-side stuff that has literally 0 effect on the game. Even the gravity flight stuff -- you'll see yourself bounding through the clouds while in reality you're just standing still, perfectly able to get beat on.

# ? Jun 3, 2018 19:21

SoftNum: Mar 31, 2011

[I am an idiot. Idiot me. How's this new Korean MMO anyway?]

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:33

wfwon: Apr 19, 2012

Thank god I was on vacation during the initial release of this game. Looks like I will need to find another bad game to sink my money in.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:48

Thursday Next: Jan 11, 2004; FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Rigel posted:

Well, I was planning on trying it at least a month, but what I've been seeing was so very bad (not the fps/performance thats playable for me, but choices they made for the game. The combat system sucks, the English translation is not good, there's literally no endgame right now, etc) that I felt I couldn't pass up the "everyone gets a refund" offer that steam is apparently giving out right now. Its the first time I ever asked for a refund for a game.

Good luck, folks.

My turn to be an idiot!

...will report back with my refund request in an hour or two :V

edit: welp, character creation crashed to desktop. 6/10, GOTY

Time To Refund: 73 minutes. 40 of which were spent in the character creation. Bleah.

Thursday Next fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Jun 4, 2018

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:51

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

I caved and bought it too. Aside from issues with the resolution, it's been entertaining enough. I actually don't think the translation is as bad as most other Korean MMOs. The quest translations aren't that bad anyway, don't know what the gently caress happened with the skills. I also kind of like the combat so far. I think I can have fun with it until they eventually start adding truly objectionable poo poo to the cash shop or until BFA comes out to satisfy my thirst for blood. Whichever comes first.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 04:08

mfny: Aug 17, 2008

I bought this because well I don't know why.. poor impulse control ?

Doesn't seem all that bad so far, but im only a few hours in...

EDIT: My sucky rear end GPU bites me in the rear end, unplayable once I get to the city.

mfny fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jun 5, 2018

# ? Jun 5, 2018 19:34

Thursday Next: Jan 11, 2004; FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Yeah, I re-caved again, thanks to where I'm at right now in life (lots of time / inability to move / other bullshit). It's not bad. I actually like the combat.

# ? Jun 5, 2018 21:07

Wuxi: Apr 3, 2012

# ? Jun 6, 2018 00:33

Your Moms Ahegao: Sep 3, 2008

Saradiart posted:

Stormblood is still the worst MMO launch (at least if you were part of EA).

I know nothing about Stormbloods launch yet even I can tell how wrong this post is.

# ? Jun 6, 2018 09:54

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Thursday Next posted:

Yeah, I re-caved again, thanks to where I'm at right now in life (lots of time / inability to move / other bullshit). It's not bad. I actually like the combat.

This, plus everything else about this garbage game makes me depressed.

# ? Jun 6, 2018 18:49

Saradiart: Dec 13, 2009; OPENING MY TAI CHI IS ABOUT AS APPEALING AS THE GOATMAN OPENING HIS ANUS

If you haven't gotten out of bounds to walk towards the northeast tip of the map, you're missing out on the Great Chili War of 2018.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 03:43

Saradiart: Dec 13, 2009; OPENING MY TAI CHI IS ABOUT AS APPEALING AS THE GOATMAN OPENING HIS ANUS

Your Moms Ahegao posted:

I know nothing about Stormbloods launch yet even I can tell how wrong this post is.

It's just a personal opinion thing; I should have been clearer.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 03:44

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

Combat actually gets fun. The game isn't that bad. I swear it's not that bad. The combat gets fun later on. Guys stop quitting it actually gets pretty fun if you just stick it out. Its not that bad

# ? Jun 7, 2018 05:35

Zam Wesell: Mar 22, 2009; [Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

If only there were better MMOs out there.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 09:34

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Zam Wesell posted:

If only there were better MMOs out there.

There is one, it's called real life.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 10:13

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

See you all at the Defiance 2050 re-launch in a few months where Trion haven't changed any of the content or game play from 2013 but have broken everything into monetizable chunks while making you re-purchase everything, also none of the bugs from 5 years ago were fixed in the closed beta.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 11:04

Pigbottom: Sep 23, 2007; Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

DancingShade posted:

See you all at the Defiance 2050 re-launch in a few months where Trion haven't changed any of the content or game play from 2013 but have broken everything into monetizable chunks while making you re-purchase everything, also none of the bugs from 5 years ago were fixed in the closed beta.

Ahh, the famous "Destiny" Maneuver...

# ? Jun 8, 2018 01:19

Saradiart: Dec 13, 2009; OPENING MY TAI CHI IS ABOUT AS APPEALING AS THE GOATMAN OPENING HIS ANUS

So, the new fun thing after the .ini shenanigans is the fact that the auction house is web-based and packets are unencrypted.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 05:23

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Saradiart posted:

So, the new fun thing after the .ini shenanigans is the fact that the auction house is web-based and packets are unencrypted.

BRB stealing everyones money by posting phony auctions.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 17:35

Saradiart: Dec 13, 2009; OPENING MY TAI CHI IS ABOUT AS APPEALING AS THE GOATMAN OPENING HIS ANUS

Zil posted:

BRB stealing everyones money by posting phony auctions.

You can also post an auction, take it down, and then capture that packet. Spoof that packet over and over to dupe everything to infinity.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 19:04

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

So at this rate how long before the payment information db is broken into and leaked?

# ? Jun 8, 2018 20:16

Raioner: Mar 28, 2006

We'll we bought it on steam so probably never.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 20:39

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Someone post in here when this shitshow goes F2P so I can download it and quit after an hour. TIA.

# ? Jun 11, 2018 09:29

Thursday Next: Jan 11, 2004; FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Glenn Quebec posted:

This, plus everything else about this garbage game makes me depressed.

Trust me, I feel worse! I lost everything a couple of months ago. While I�m still immobile (and friendless, jobless, and family-less) I just need a game I can mash buttons in so I don�t spend, like, all my time drinking. Just most of it.

Bless Online: slightly better than crippling alcoholic depression (maybe?)

# ? Jun 11, 2018 10:29

Zam Wesell: Mar 22, 2009; [Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]