Episode One

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Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

I listened to the Wine Moms one. It is a thing of beauty. Never before have such lovely impressions (the guys don't break character; they break into character) made me laugh so hard.

PS: You might want to fix the middle link.

PPS: Here's the RSS feed, for anyone who wants to actually download the show instead of streaming it.

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 17:43 on May 28, 2018

# ¿ May 28, 2018 17:37

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 15:59

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

kathmandu posted:

https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631/e1-a-novel-podcast-academia-in-repose-21 - Branson, Andrew, and Felix are pretentious jerkoff literary professors who want to gently caress their (female, of course) TAs. Best part by far is Felix as a scandanavian academic who loves to argue with his father in the nude.

Listened to this today and got my socks knocked clean off. I love this show.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2018 01:33

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

kathmandu posted:

Flat-brimmed hat that says �MR CONDOM�

Black Wiggum
Black Wiggum
I feel like Black Wiggum
I ain't black, I just feel like Black Wiggum
Boys hangin' out the 'Rari, we wing 'em
Black Wiggum
Black Wiggum

# ¿ Jun 3, 2018 17:10

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

The Lobotomy Kid posted:

Congrats to Dr Yinz.

https://twitter.com/ihaveeczema/status/1003331587721891841

I admire his perserverance. :v:

# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 02:11

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Very glad that I heard the novelist-academics episode before the Pitchfork episode.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2018 17:08

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Consummate Professional posted:

I'm going to the live show and gonna stay for the next 3 days. Never been to Chicago so I hope it's cool!

It's a lovely city. Enjoy the trip! Don't forget to see the Bean.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2018 12:44

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

I don't think I'll ever get tired of hearing about those cool, cool twins from the Matrix sequels.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 10:31

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

TheBigAristotle posted:

I think it's the stream episode where the one guy's girlfriend is Hormel Chili-chan lol

Yep.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 22:05

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

This one had a disappointing paucity of porn star references for an episode with a tangent about porn.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 01:55

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

God drat I wish I could have been there.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 08:14

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Academia in Repose remains my favorite.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 19:40

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

New episode is off to a hell of a start.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 02:01

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

E1 Sells Out (#30) and AAA Ball (#34) are always worth a revisit, and from the early stuff, I really like The American Stream (#7).

Edit:

fairlight posted:

- GoochTV Presents: Four out of Five Stars (25, debut of Black Flanders)

Some fan you are. That's when we actually hear the song, but its debut is clearly Two Weeks' Paid Leave (#12).

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Aug 30, 2018

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 04:51

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Is it Pussy Dolezal or Pu$sy Dolezal?

# ¿ Sep 8, 2018 15:17

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Have we heard Ben speak before?

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 22:18

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Chanise.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 00:49

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

This goddamn Sam Hain episode.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 15:33

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

I just about had an aneurysm at the German immigrants joke.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 07:10

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Just experienced the dumbest hour of my life.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2018 04:54

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

What the hell is this episode

# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 07:02

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

http://twitter.com/CueBallClarence/status/1084144652406579200

Getting a real Blair Gregoiyevich Pepsi vibe here.

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Jan 14, 2019

# ¿ Jan 14, 2019 07:15

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Consummate Professional posted:

This is E1 as hell imo

quote:

Donald Trump welcomed the Clemson Tigers to the White House Monday following their College Football Playoff National Championship victory over the Alabama Crimson Tide last week. Clemson was greeted by the sight of a banquet of "great American food" consisting of burgers from McDonald's, Burger King, and Wendy's, among other fast food items.

No "imo" about it.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2019 06:21

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

a goddamn wint episode

http://twitter.com/E1podcast/status/1090700657844252672

# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 22:51

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

I think I hate "Green Onions" now.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 00:50

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

What the hell am I listening to

# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 03:45

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Branson's laugh is the most beautiful sound in the universe.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2019 06:43

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

New live episode is pretty good.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 23:21

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

http://twitter.com/ActualLiam/status/1097984098268635137

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 01:29

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

I signed up to the Patreon this morning after listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShoSz6GfPp4

Not bad.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 15:59

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

"Dad!"

"Piccolo!"

"They�"

"Piccolo!"

"They lan�"

"Dad!"

"They land. Uh�"

"Dad!"

# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 22:52

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Shut the motherbitching gently caress up and game.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2019 01:56

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

wint is really good in the new E0.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 00:10

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

From the Patreon page:

quote:

The Plot So Far (Dr. Yinz Lubjana and Reid Gimball)

UPCOMING YINZ AND REID EPISODE PRIMER

Reid Gimball is a Christian family man from Terre Haute, Indiana, where he lived with his wife Carol and his dozens of fat, mean and ugly children. He is a High School Graduation One-time attendee and he was one of the leading proponents of Flat Earth Theory until he reformed to Hollow Earth Theory with Dr. Yinz Lubjana. Reid has a Conspiracy-based Youtube page with millions of subscribers.

After Paragons of Truth, Reid attempted to travel to Antarctica to walk off the edge of the earth live on TV, but his wife, pretending to be a CIA agent, threatened to have him arrested for attempting to join Antarctic Al-Qaeda. Reid redirected his plan to go to the legendary Nepalese mountain of wisdom, Mount Gox. The Sage there, Ho the Wise, parleyed with Reid about all types of carnal wisdoms, and told that he had met with Dr. Yinz very recently. Reid was told he needs to fake his own death.

Reid traveled back to Terre Haute and used a prima strategy guide of Warcraft 3 at the bowling alley ran by Johnny Manziel, the most powerful font of magical energy in Terre Haute, and used his bowling ball, the ball from the movie Kingpin, to be his phylactery, his physical manifestation in the world. Reid�s physical body died, and was thrown in the trash can, while his soul was contained in the bowling ball from Kingpin.

It was last seen at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, while his soul itself was stuck in the in-between plane, in the claw machine at the bowling alley...

Dr. Yinz Lubjana graduated from the Moscow Institute of Paraphysics in the 1960s. The KGB immediately targeted him and pushed him out of the country. His degree in Flatology took him to America to go from University to University where they refused to let Dr. Yinz Lubjana teach courses due to their suppression of his ideas. He started creating his own theories gradually, where he came up with the groundbreaking theory a few years ago of CD Case Theory, which garnered him a lot of attention online.

It wasn�t until Dr. Yinz made the transition to Hollow Earth theory that Yinz garnered some mainstream attention. His close personal friend Sam Elliott and him discovered that one of the O�s in the Hollywood sign lead to a city in the center of the earth known as Shangri-La, a city full of Elves and Orcs, which he predicted existing in earlier theories. But that wasn�t enough for Dr. Yinz. He wanted to help the Orcs by building a portal from the center of the earth to the surface.

When Dr. Yinz Lubjana stole two pounds of uranium from Dundas Industries that Dr. Yinz became a household name. He easily avoided the police and the FBI as well as world famous bounty hunter Shed Shitley, posting relentless about it on social media and doing good deeds around the country. People fell in love with him and his orcish girlfriend, Jessica Farrar. Unfortunately, portals are very hard to make, and Yinz is more of a big picture guy, so he gave up and lost the uranium somewhere.

Dr. Yinz turned himself in, and his trial was considered the media event of the century. He was shot with a poison dart while trying to dab in handcuffs. Judge Poop gave Dr. Yinz a slap on the wrist in a Boys Will Be Boys style decision despite being charged as violating the Atomic Energy Act, giving him only a few weeks in jail with full pay.

Despite the very short sentence, Dr. Yinz thrived in jail. He got all the prisoners to get along and to start playing Warhammer. He got all the gangs to stop fighting and arranged for new movies on movie night. Despite only having two days left in jail, Dr. Yinz escaped from jail with Gary �The Blade� Chanise and Hooper Faud, because he was upset that the Warden always argued about Warhammer turn order.

Now, on the run, it turns out the Dr. Yinz has located the bowling ball containing the soul of former Paragon of Truth host Reid Gimball, and is heading down the tunnel in the middle of the O in the Hollywood sign, heading towards a research station in Shangri-La�

# ¿ Mar 29, 2019 07:17

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

chip #fourthmeal

# ¿ Apr 10, 2019 01:26

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Looking for the drat catbaby.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2019 23:07

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

fairlight posted:

I told Theranos to make me an Aerith clone
Now the Aerith clone blowin up my flip phone

You care enough about a video game localization that you made a point to change this.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2019 11:29

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

It's not an especially demanding impression.

# ¿ May 18, 2019 13:52

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

There is no such thing as a "chip dinner".

# ¿ May 21, 2019 11:26

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

What a pimp.

# ¿ May 24, 2019 19:34

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 15:59

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Yep. Went up yesterday.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2019 21:20

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