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Yinlock posted:this would be trump's response to literally anything she did though This.
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much like how trumo has managed to deflect any repercussions for his numerous crimes so far, he has also avoided the hyper speed aging effect from being president by having his uggo slider set to maximum from the start. Instead, Melania was the one aging and disappeared in a puff of industrial grade plastics nearly a month ago
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anotherone posted:"had a little problem" is a classic "had an abortion" euphemism I feel like TRUMP wouldn't be able to avoid bragging how he's still virile. The fact that it would be her bodyguard's baby would be irrelevant.
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having your wife, who was missing and presumed dead, make her first public appearance in almost a month at an event for families whose loved ones are dead or missing and presumed dead and then joking about it... well, that's just a real alpha move, you gotta admit
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you know another world leader who drove his wife to suicide? stalin actually. his second wife, nadezhda alliluyeva, shot herself in 1932
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After the announcement that she won't be at anything today I'm upping the odds of the person at the thing yesterday being her body double to 69.420%
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Thoguh posted:After the announcement that she won't be at anything today I'm upping the odds of the person at the thing yesterday being her body double to 69.420% i'm 50/50 on body double vs it was actually her but wearing a huge amount of makeup to try to cover something up.
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I wonder how hard trump has lobbied to get Melanie to kiss her body doubleONETWOTWINS
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Video won’t load. Bad cell phone reception or deep state conspiracy? 
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:the press wouldn't report it, either, for obvious reasons. alcohol and Tylenol?
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He's just going to drag her to everything he attends, isn't he? At least it'll make the North Korea talks more interesting.
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MizPiz posted:He's just going to drag her to everything he attends, isn't he? that appearance has already been cancelled lmao
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euphronius posted:that appearance has already been cancelled lmao Just to clarify, this is after he got that big letter from Kim?
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MizPiz posted:Just to clarify, this is after he got that big letter from Kim? ?? that letter was years ago
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MizPiz posted:He's just going to drag her to everything he attends, isn't he? yeah she's already not going to the G7 at Quebec or the NK summit
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I’m sorry I meant she’s not going to the hurricane meeting
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euphronius posted:?? that letter was years ago I regret to inform you it's still 2018
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euphronius posted:?? that letter was years ago He got one over the weekend that came in a giant white envelope 
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By the way, GBS also presented some ideas what could have been happening to Melanie during her absences:   
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We're gonna see Melanie like once a month going forward. She hates his guts and wants nothing more than to file for divorce but showing up once in a while in DC (and spending the rest of the time in New York) so we can pretend we still have a first lady is the terms of her surrender.
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theflyingexecutive posted:alcohol and Tylenol?
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possible Melanie Tormp sighting tomorrow! Get excited, folks! https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1004184269705629696
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It's a setup, he is going to blame the Muslims for killing Melanie.
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1004359335399641089 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1004360833407815680 i hope this clears everything up 
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now where's the donald trump tweet from 2013 saying that melania is dead
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lmbo it was totally a suicide attempt then and now she is probably drugged up to the point by trump's docs that she can barely form a complete sentence she tried to escape this nightmare hellscape only to enter an even worse one i'm glad of it
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walking merrily along
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cyphr555 posted:lmbo it was totally a suicide attempt then
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cyphr555 posted:lmbo it was totally a suicide attempt then
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:walking merrily along
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Smirr posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1004359335399641089 joe scarborough is really mad about this so it was all worth it
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cyphr555 posted:and now she is probably drugged up to the point by trump's docs that she can barely form a complete sentence Having worked for her husband this long, I'd imagine those doctors are used to dealing with people who can't form complete sentences
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He should ask his Administrator of the Small Business Administration how drugging your wife into docile submission ends up. 
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how will america survive without melania trump
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cyphr555 posted:lmbo it was totally a suicide attempt then let this be a warning to all of us........
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Yeah I have to imagine her walking in the halls and passing reporters was absolutely deliberate if Donnie's blowing up about it not being reported on. Blink twice if you're in danger, Melania.
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