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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Meanies dead and if we can see her it means were dead too

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Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

Meanies dead and if we can see her it means were dead too

lmao you wish

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



remember sailor

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

Video won’t load. Bad cell phone reception or deep state conspiracy? :thunk:

what do you mean "or"?

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

hosed up that the trumps are stealing even death for themselves. is there nothing they won't grift

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

frankenfreak posted:

He should ask his Administrator of the Small Business Administration how drugging your wife into docile submission ends up. :vince:

Missed this one*, what happened?




* I'm burned out on Trump scandals at the moment.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Missed this one*, what happened?




* I'm burned out on Trump scandals at the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zXsuw37BAU&t=204s

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

Meanies dead and if we can see her it means were dead too

YES! FINALLY!

wait why do I still pay rent and work a job in death?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Ripoff posted:

YES! FINALLY!

wait why do I still pay rent and work a job in death?

you think housing is free in hell?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
from Trump thread

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Lastgirl posted:

from Trump thread



lmao

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Lastgirl posted:

from Trump thread


:perfect:

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Lastgirl posted:

from Trump thread



i love how he doesnt notice until the glasses fall off

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Lastgirl posted:

from Trump thread



so good

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

from Trump thread


Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Trump let slip today that she was in surgery for 4 hours, so going full Occam's Razor on this, they found something more serious on her kidney and just yanked the whole thing.


Which Trump probably then sold to pay off Russian mob debt

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







zegermans posted:

Trump let slip today that she was in surgery for 4 hours, so going full Occam's Razor on this, they found something more serious on her kidney and just yanked the whole thing.


Which Trump probably then sold to pay off Russian mob debt

nah suicide attempt, full rhabdo before anyone found her, blew out her kidneys and now she's on dialysis

its why she can't fly

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

FizFashizzle posted:

nah suicide attempt, full rhabdo before anyone found her, blew out her kidneys and now she's on dialysis

its why she can't fly

:hmmyes:

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

FizFashizzle posted:

nah suicide attempt, full rhabdo before anyone found her, blew out her kidneys and now she's on dialysis

its why she can't fly

if this turns out to be true it's pretty interesting that kate spade and anthony bourdain both hanged themselves and now the media is discussing how we should reevaluate our reactions to suicide

she didn't speak at her public apppearance, she wore a high collar, and uh

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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

there are only a few thing that still give me joy in this hosed up world and they are The Piss Tape Is Real, Mike Pence Fucks Horses, and What Happened to Melanie Trump

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







if melania was going to do it i bet shed use pills

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1005190760562556929

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Lastgirl posted:

from Trump thread


The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
its so obvious that we live in the timeline where trump outlives melania

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



I BELIEVE MALARIA got lost in the whitehouses underground labrynth looking for the SECRET of the SECRET SERVICE after 3 weeks she DISCOVERED the secret of the secret service so she was INDUCTED INTO the secret service and crowned the new queen of the ADMIRALTY COURT which rules the incorporated corporation of the United states of America from the OMEGAZ9NE

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



MELANIA OVERDRIVE by thrilliam gibson

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

FizFashizzle posted:

nah suicide attempt, full rhabdo before anyone found her, blew out her kidneys and now she's on dialysis

its why she can't fly

If you can get that from a suicide attempt then it pretty much explains everything

the only thing is why would they hint at this by making up a different kidney problem, that didn't even fit the timeline of how long she'd be in the hospital. Just say she had the flu or something

But then why anything

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

But then why anything

Her husband is the loudest, dumbest person alive on the entire planet.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

these are the people who when they got caught talking to putin they said it was about adoptions and thought they were all clever

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Why would melania hang herself instead of doing a shitton of pills

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/Seanbabydotcom/status/1003637261534031874?s=20

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
is this real or fake news or am i losing my goddamned mind

https://twitter.com/ChiefGreene/status/1017037878986190848

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Stairmaster posted:

Why would melania hang herself instead of doing a shitton of pills

that was the 'liver operation' a trump-ages ago

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

wait, didn’t she show up with the IDGAF jacket? Did they drive her there? Or was that her ghost?

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Rip Melanie Trump

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

is this real or fake news or am i losing my goddamned mind

https://twitter.com/ChiefGreene/status/1017037878986190848

that is 100% not melania

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
that is seriously a lovely lace front wig

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



why didnt they just use a hologram

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

wtf is going on why is she missing AGAIN, you never know if she's alive or dead. fuckin schrodingers flotus

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codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

seriously what is the purpose of employing several fake Melanias, lol. has any other President or First Lady used weird doppelgängers before??

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