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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:yeah i have to say the "melania looking like she wants to die" and "melania recoiling in cold terror when the donald tries to hold her hand" genre that is omg so funny on twitter, is not funny at all, and actually quite disturbing! yes, it is real hosed up. Trump is a monster.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:yeah i have to say the "melania looking like she wants to die" and "melania recoiling in cold terror when the donald tries to hold her hand" genre that is omg so funny on twitter, is not funny at all, and actually quite disturbing! trouble in paradise lmao [ but seriously folks we're paying millions in taxes just to protect this gold digging bitch am i right #resistance
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May 29, 2018 04:42
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Let’s not forget that Melania sued the pants off a LaRouche cadre nobody would take seriously, on grounds that he damaged her prospects of capitalizing on first ladyship
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May 29, 2018 04:51
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:yeah i have to say the "melania looking like she wants to die" and "melania recoiling in cold terror when the donald tries to hold her hand" genre that is omg so funny on twitter, is not funny at all, and actually quite disturbing! it's a bad meme that i hate a lot!
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May 29, 2018 04:58
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Melania suing LaRouchites makes her extremely cool.
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May 29, 2018 04:59
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My theory is a super botched plastic surgery with teump remarrying the literal whore of babylon toward the end of his second term.
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May 29, 2018 04:59
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Melania suing LaRouchites makes her extremely cool.
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If you ever get the chance to insult a larouche activist, tell him to stick a square up his rear end and double it
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Stinky Wizzleteats posted:My theory is a super botched plastic surgery with teump remarrying the literal whore of babylon toward the end of his second term. Complications from plastic surgery is my boring, not at all salacious guess. She'll pop up again when the scars/swelling heal, the WH will pretend nothing was amiss, and the access journos will pretend her cheekbones or lips don't look the least bit different.
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May 29, 2018 05:26
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its just so bizarre. just when i thought this administration couldn't get weirder the first lady disappears
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May 29, 2018 05:28
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I bet she got hella laid since she ditched the T daddy.
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May 29, 2018 05:32
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Eox posted:hosed up that melania was q the whole time so youre saying she's gone because she's busy investigating fighting tournaments wearing a trench coat and metal mask
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I bet Melanie could beat Frank Dux at the Kumite with knockout kicks faster than 75 mph.
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May 29, 2018 06:36
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Melanin was a ghost the entire time
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May 29, 2018 07:54
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Hard at work for the Jeb! 2020 campaign! Cuck Yeah!
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Hysterectomy. Changing my vote from suicide to hysterectomy. Min recovery time is 2 weeks, subject matter is touchy enough to let her wait and announce it once recovered.
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May 29, 2018 08:22
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Is there precedent for a first lady/gentleman, either in the US or elsewhere, quitting voluntarily? What would the procedure even be in that sort of situation?
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univbee posted:Is there precedent for a first lady/gentleman, either in the US or elsewhere, quitting voluntarily? What would the procedure even be in that sort of situation? Until Ladybird Johnson it wasn't common for First Ladies to be public figures at all. They just oversaw the throwing of parties for fancy people at the White House. So Melania is really going back to the norm by never being seen in public. Also by being beaten by her husband
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univbee posted:Is there precedent for a first lady/gentleman, either in the US or elsewhere, quitting voluntarily? What would the procedure even be in that sort of situation? no american president has been divorced while in office, no
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zeal posted:no american president has been divorced while in office, no I'm not even saying divorce, I'm just saying what if they decide they hate the work and having put their prior life on hold for it and peacing out on "amicable" terms. I mean do first ladies even contribute much to the election side of things, really? I could easily see someone at least once historically getting somewhat railroaded into the role through no real fault of their own just because they're married to someone who won a major election, grinning and bearing it for a while and then deciding "man, gently caress this job" and quitting.
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univbee posted:I'm not even saying divorce, I'm just saying what if they decide they hate the work and having put their prior life on hold for it and peacing out on "amicable" terms. I mean do first ladies even contribute much to the election side of things, really? I could easily see someone at least once historically getting somewhat railroaded into the role through no real fault of their own just because they're married to someone who won a major election, grinning and bearing it for a while and then deciding "man, gently caress this job" and quitting. well, there's only been so many decades where women at the economic level wives of presidents tend to come from did anything resembling work, or even when it's been socially acceptable for such. they went from 'lady of the house' in that cloying Victorian sense of the term to 'Lady of the White House.' Like Guy Goodbody said until relatively recently there's not been much to the role other than being married to the president and organizing social events at the white house. even in just the last few decades not many first ladies have been professionals in jobs or fields unrelated to their husband's thing. HIllary and Michelle are the main examples of first ladies who had their own professional lives: Hillary ran her policy shop to mixed results; Michelle, who was if anything a more successful professional than Obama outside of politics, sublimated all that entirely for her healthy school lunch campaigns etc. So again, no, no precedent I can think of for a first spouse dipping out of the ceremonial side of the job. In fact, when widower presidents have lacked a living spouse usually one of their daughters or other female relation takes on the role of First Lady to preside at/organize the White House social life. Congrats to Ivanka on going from Shadow First Lady to the real deal btw
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Trump wanted to be president so it wouldn't be weird for his daughter to be seen as his wife
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zeal posted:no american president has been divorced while in office, no
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zeal posted:Congrats to Ivanka on going from Shadow First Lady to the real deal btw Got to scratch out "Melania" and put "Ivanka" on all of the future first lady cheques.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:the best first lady remains florence harding for appointing a homeopathic white house physician who misdiagnosed warren g. harding's heart condition which ended in Warren G harding's gently caress notes
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May 29, 2018 13:57
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Guy Goodbody posted:Until Ladybird Johnson it wasn't common for First Ladies to be public figures at all. lady bird johnson succeeded jackie kennedy so unless you mean "public figure" in the sense of "has a political agenda" this isn't super accurate
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:the best first lady remains florence harding for appointing a homeopathic white house physician who misdiagnosed warren g. harding's heart condition which ended in Well that's a good way for a first lady to quit.
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R. Guyovich posted:lady bird johnson succeeded jackie kennedy so unless you mean "public figure" in the sense of "has a political agenda" this isn't super accurate OK, fair enough, it wasn't common for First Ladies to be public figures except as famous dress-wearers
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May 29, 2018 14:15
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so everyone agrees it’s because Donny beat the hell out of her right?
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:so everyone agrees it’s because Donny beat the hell out of her right? If it is, the secret service agents who knew about it are going to have a rough time when that nugget becomes public.
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univbee posted:If it is, the secret service agents who knew about it are going to have a rough time when that nugget becomes public. Secret Service agents seeing the President beat the First Lady has gotta be some I, Robot-style conflicting primary directives poo poo
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It's impossible for me to believe the president is capable of any physical exertion, let alone being able to beat his wife.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Secret Service agents seeing the President beat the First Lady has gotta be some I, Robot-style conflicting primary directives poo poo Just ask any agent who worked pre-Clinton, guaranteed they saw some poo poo. 
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:It's impossible for me to believe the president is capable of any physical exertion, let alone being able to beat his wife.
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