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Mariana Horchata posted:she got hooked on
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May 29, 2018 14:51
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univbee posted:Derek Smart retweeted this so it must be true
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May 29, 2018 15:19
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She got raptured.
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May 29, 2018 15:28
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KiteAuraan posted:She got rap With you so far KiteAuraan posted:tured. Aaaaand you've lost me.
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May 29, 2018 15:29
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elon musk took her for a trip on his private submarine
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May 29, 2018 15:31
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rear end cobra posted:elon musk took her for a trip on his private submarine "Musk, please, get me as far away from Donald as possible" "Sure thing. Just put on this spacesuit." 
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May 29, 2018 15:34
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:I believe the president is incapable of any physical exertion, except beating his wife. I believe he is also occasionally up for terrorizing his children, as they're too traumatized to fight back.
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May 29, 2018 16:49
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Wait have we seen Barron at all? Maybe she fled
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May 29, 2018 16:55
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That shits free right? Like the First Lady gets to go to Bethesda and get free surgeries?
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May 29, 2018 16:56
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The Saucer Hovers posted:That shits free right? Like the First Lady gets to go to Bethesda and get free surgeries? She gets to go to Bethesda and play Elder Scrolls 6, secretly in development for years
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May 29, 2018 16:58
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lol Melanie Trump: Graveyard Keeper
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R. Guyovich posted:my favorite unsubstantiated melania thing (aside from marxist-leninist sleeper agent) is her affair with the security chief at tiffany's lmao, owned
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May 29, 2018 17:20
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melania was quickly and quietly buried at sea by the uss cole
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May 29, 2018 17:25
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univbee posted:If it is, the secret service agents who knew about it are going to have a rough time when that nugget becomes public. i thought the secret service was a corrupt and plum job where you do jack poo poo but hire prostitutes and enable/hide the president's affairs also Trump stopped funding them and surrounds himself with personal security who have been loyal to him for decades Durf has issued a correction as of 18:13 on May 29, 2018 |
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May 29, 2018 17:37
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you guys know trump? he et her
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May 29, 2018 17:42
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her Twitter is still posting bullshit, even if it's only a PR staff.
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May 29, 2018 17:46
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"Man, crazy stuff, can you believe that was happening under Obama?" -Paul Ryan discussing ICE child rape camps with the homeless person he has tied up in basement
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succ posted:her Twitter is still posting bullshit, even if it's only a PR staff. Melanie will never be seen in public again, but the FLOTUS staff will continue to tweet stuff out and put stuff on instagram to keep up the illusion.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:I believe the president is incapable of any physical exertion, except beating his wife. as dark as it is trump has violently raped at least one of his former wives over some stupid poo poo he was mad about
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May 29, 2018 18:22
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GobiasIndustries posted:Melanie will never be seen in public again, but the FLOTUS staff will continue to tweet stuff out and put stuff on instagram to keep up the illusion. They have to do something to justify their jobs now that there's no first lady anymore
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May 29, 2018 19:00
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melanie defected to big strong rocketman
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May 29, 2018 19:04
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https://twitter.com/Emilylgoodin/status/1001538742585298944
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the bitcoin of weed posted:as dark as it is trump has violently raped at least one of his former wives over some stupid poo poo he was mad about Scalp reduction surgery that she recommended was painful
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May 29, 2018 20:19
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if it winds up being that she's divorcing him, it'll take less than 20 min till she's unironically embraced as a Resistance 2020 candidate
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May 29, 2018 20:34
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Melania Trump was a Russian spy and she was recalled back to the Kremlin, they're currently working on extraction plans for Barron after his school year ends. When Trump noticed she was missing he had the press team put out that statement that she got surgery. They have no plan for when everyone realizes she's permanently gone.
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Melanie Trump is dead and the longer they hide it the crazier it will be when they finally have to announce it. Sad that Roseanne Barr had her killed for running an immigration ring under a Pho shop in NYC.
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May 29, 2018 21:19
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iSheep posted:Okay got this working now
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May 29, 2018 21:19
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I have a message. First Lady ... Melania Trump's plane ... was shot down ... over the Sea of Japan. It spun in ... there were no survivors.
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May 29, 2018 21:27
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my prediction of the future in July 2018: when the media starts saying that Melanie left to cheat on Trump with the pool boy, Trump will get on national TV to say that she never left him, she died of suicide after he threatened her and Barron if she left the next prediction in November 2018: GOP goes full-fascist and makes Trump king of America, Americans respond by turning the Senate and House bright red with 99.999% voting for GOP and 0.001% going to write-in votes for Jill Stein
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May 29, 2018 21:35
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namesake posted:I have a message. First Lady ... Melania Trump's plane ... was shot down ... over the Sea of Japan. It spun in ... there were no survivors. I appreciate this reference
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May 29, 2018 22:31
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namesake posted:I have a message. First Lady ... Melania Trump's plane ... was shot down ... over the Sea of Japan. It spun in ... there were no survivors. M*A*G*A
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May 29, 2018 22:35
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She swapped places with a body double and is currently a hamburger wrapper free vacation in Antigua.
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May 30, 2018 00:50
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where there is barron, the is melania
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May 30, 2018 00:57
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the hottest take: someone let mike huckabee's large adult sons into the white house and they tortured her to death
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May 30, 2018 01:19
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namesake posted:I have a message. First Lady ... Melania Trump's plane ... was shot down ... over the Sea of Japan. It spun in ... there were no survivors. also, trump had Chris Christie eat Menalotho
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May 30, 2018 01:51
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Myron Baloney posted:this reference gets used a lot here, are lots of goons old like me or does everyone watch old syndicated reruns? I've never seen a single episode of MASH or even like, clips of MASH and I know that reference.
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Myron Baloney posted:this reference gets used a lot here, are lots of goons old like me or does everyone watch old syndicated reruns? My dad watched M*A*S*H reruns nonstop so I ended up basically seeing the entire show many times over the course of my childhood.
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she just walked out one day and nobody has a clue where she went
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