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Myron Baloney posted:this reference gets used a lot here, are lots of goons old like me or does everyone watch old syndicated reruns? It was in Family Guy
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a little known tradition that the secret service does every year when negotiating salaries is to stage a fake kidnapping of the first lady but this time something went wrong and live ammunition was used
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Gum posted:she just walked out one day and nobody has a clue where she went i read the awakening in high school and it's giving me one particular clue
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Guy Goodbody posted:It was in Family Guy that explains it at the cost of learning a thing about family guy hey guys remember this episode of family guy? ARTHUR: Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for MELANIE. MAN: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got MELANI, you see? ARTHUR: What? GALAHAD: He says they've already got MELANY! ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got MELNAE? MAN: Oh yes. She'sa very nice
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Melania is fine she just forgot to take her phone off silent
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namesake posted:I have a message. First Lady ... Melania Trump's plane ... was shot down ... over the Sea of Japan. It spun in ... there were no survivors. Was burning your bridge to the studio so hard that they literally name getting a character killed off after you part of your plan?
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Melanie Lives! (according to her twitter feed) https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1001912411933364224
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GobiasIndustries posted:Melanie Lives! (according to her twitter feed) *rests assured*
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GobiasIndustries posted:Melanie Lives! (according to her twitter feed) extremely not dead
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Definitely not dead, I mean that'd be silly, right? Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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love to be extremely alive, with all of my blood inside my body, which is fully functional
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SpaceGoku posted:love to be extremely alive, with all of my blood inside my body, which is fully functional Ehhhhhh. Pros and cons.
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GobiasIndustries posted:Melanie Lives! (according to her twitter feed) the children are being locked up in concentration camps and dying you sick gently caress
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GobiasIndustries posted:Melanie Lives! (according to her twitter feed) Post a pic with today's issue of the failing New York Times, Melanie.
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pushpins posted:The CIA is torturing Barrons minecraft characters and will continue to do so until he reveals where his mom is they’re now threatening to leak his deviantart username
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SpaceGoku posted:love to be extremely alive, with all of my blood inside my body, which is fully functional must be nice
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just me, the first lady here, eating my new favorite diet of worms and small burrowing mammals. some would say they are eating me ha ha!!!
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Nice try, FAKE MELANIA.
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Her death is not going to be announced until a week before the midterm elections , enjoy updating this thread for 6 months
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melania died out of shame for the evils of american empire
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mastershakeman posted:Her death is not going to be announced until a week before the midterm elections , enjoy updating this thread for 6 months I will enjoy that, thank you
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Taintrunner posted:melania died out of shame for the evils of american empire That's how you can always tell immigrants, native born Americans have no shame.
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GobiasIndustries posted:Melanie Lives! (according to her twitter feed) 
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"contrary to rumors spread by fake news, I'm still very much alive and love being first lady to my husband DONALD TRUMP THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA, and looking forward to my son brandon finishing the school year so we can spend more time together"
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i just want everyone to know that i am at the white house and taking care of my extremely alive family, Ivanka, Barron, Eric, Donald Jr, and that other one.
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SpaceGoku posted:imagine how much it must fukken own to be one of like ten people who knows trump just tweeted out a lie about his wife still being alive Wouldn't one of them have leaked by now
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Guy Goodbody posted:the First Lady has been missing for three weeks and no one knows why, and somehow that isn't front page news all the billionaires should go missing, melania is simply starting a chain of justice
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