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The person behind the tweets is:
Jerry Colangelo
Bryan Colangelo
Jerry & Bryan Colangelo
Sam Hinkie
Joel Embiid
Someone Else (Post the best conspiracy theories you go)
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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


The best alternate Earth scenario.

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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

It gets better. One of the accounts may be Colangelo's wife.
https://twitter.com/kevtaddei/status/1001934430062116867?s=19

Redgrendel2001 fucked around with this message at 23:57 on May 30, 2018

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/ShopTheProcess/status/1002008041904992257?s=19

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

xbilkis posted:

This might have crossed over from Twitter into comment sections

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=26&p=66479405

e: This seems shakier on closer examination, but otoh it could also be exciting new ground



It's absolutely her.
https://twitter.com/MHC_76/status/1002018490323210245?s=19

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

BWV posted:

Having your wife and dad ruin your career would be tragic if your professional success wasn't the result of egregious nepotism.

This is Shakespearean Irony.

https://twitter.com/FakeRobCharry/status/1002014695476416515?s=19

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Cool Buff Man posted:

Wait did Bryan Colangelos wife pretend to be a gay man named Jacob to talk about how hot her husband is

Yes. And the name continues the Christian correlation; it's a super Biblical pair of names, Reuben is the oldest son of Jacob.

Note that this account also reserved a special hatred for the guy who fired Colangelo from the Raptors.
https://twitter.com/MHC_76/status/1002021879815827456?s=19

I'm betting on a few lawsuits coming out of this.

Redgrendel2001 fucked around with this message at 05:15 on May 31, 2018

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

IcePhoenix posted:

this is art

https://twitter.com/killakow/status/1001788813985878016?s=19

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/ryankelly/status/718134343126884353?s=19

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Spring Break My Heart posted:

It's cool that like half of the GMs in this league paid lots of real attention to RealGM.

It would explain a lot of their management.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Each of the burners was created right when a negative story about Colangelo was published.
https://twitter.com/ttp316/status/1002040120449622016?s=19

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Cool Buff Man posted:

Slant is pretty commonly used as a substitute for "biased opinion," innit?

Yes.

Also,
https://twitter.com/PompeyOnSixers/status/1002309603974156288?s=19

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1002406168650657794?s=19

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

He definitely has an SA account.
https://twitter.com/HamSinkie/status/1002578254727917571?s=19

Also, Sam Hinkie was right.
https://twitter.com/SpikeEskin/status/1002511114675122176?s=19

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Has Colangelo been fired yet?


I want Griff

https://twitter.com/RealMattCarey/status/1002675941389283328?s=19

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

I hate this loving family so much.
https://twitter.com/btoporek/status/1002691115466838018?s=19

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/DLDubs/status/1002736914741547009?s=19

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

paternity suitor posted:

Yo that guy is my hero

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

paternity suitor posted:

Yo that guy is my hero

Dude bought the tickets for this purpose, made 9 shirts and kept stripping them off over the course of three hours.

Sixers twitter is dedicated.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

euphronius posted:

Hyperbole

What other one where you thinking of ? The original nets trade ?

Probably the Mitchell pick.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


I hate our ownership so much.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

fast cars loose anus posted:

He deserves to be fired but not firing him is the funniest possible outcome so I'll root for it since I don't care about the Sixers; sorry Philly fans

It surely cannot be though, right?????

Josh Harris tried to get a job with the Trump administration and gave Jared Kushner loans worth ~$200 million.

They are that bad.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

edit: Stevie beat me to it.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


:suicide:

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

euphronius posted:

Yessssssss

IcePhoenix posted:

Because I know nothing about this stuff: is the only reason they could have asked for the phone because of the possible HIPPA violations due to the tweets about Okafor and Noel? Because if so that adds an entirely new level of hilarity to this.

IIRC sports orgs are exempt from HIPAA.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/StepoverTees/status/1004762103524179975?s=19

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

NotWearingPants posted:

We really can't take much credit for this. Bill Simmons deserves the accolades. He's the real 76ers hero.

Sixers twitter was like the goddamn FBI.

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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Fast Luck posted:

the "NBA deep state" that forced Hinkie out of Philadelphia and embedded a man from their own inner sanctum in the team's leadership will be furious. All their efforts and threats unable to overcome the damage of the burner tweets, forcing a tactical retreat from the city. They will lurk in the shadows and wait for the next moment to strike, bbut where?

Adam "30 Pieces of" Silver convincing people that he's a good person is one of the greatest modern PR jobs.

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