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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Android Apocalypse posted:

The mental image of Cutler packing a girl’s mouth with tobacco & lighting it, then proceeding to suck the farts out of her rear end is what I needed today.

Thank you.

We all did

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Does Jay Cutler deserve to be in the Hall of Fame?

Baba Oh Really
May 21, 2005
Get 'ER done


I don't care.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Baba Oh Really posted:

I don't care.
Thanks for writing his acceptance speech for him.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
https://twitter.com/michaeleaves/status/1012469854916489218

preach

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

here's a cool headline "Coby Fleener wants to keep playing but only if brain injury heals"

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

hifi posted:

here's a cool headline "Coby Fleener wants to keep playing but only if brain injury heals"

Just tell him he's still playing, he'll never know the difference.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

hifi posted:

here's a cool headline "Coby Fleener wants to keep playing but only if brain injury heals"

Is the offseason always this dark?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Play posted:

Is the offseason always this dark?

Gotta be honest, do not often have a serial granny rapist.

But hey, between Seau, Darren Sharper, GTA Hernandez , Ray Rice, Josh Brown.... yeah actually you know what it is usually about this bad.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





DariusLikewise posted:

Does Jay Cutler deserve to be in the Hall of Fame?

He is the best quarter back that the Bears ever had. So no.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

sweet geek swag posted:

He is the best quarter back that the Bears ever had. So no.

Contract the Bears

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Its Rinaldo posted:

Contract the Bears

Nah. We like our punching bag.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I would be very very sad if the Bears ever went away because, despite the past 25 years, I truly love our rivalry

Even today, winning the 2010 NFCCG is a sweeter memory to me than winning the Super Bowl that same year

And then the Bears embarrassed us on the same day we retired Favre's jersey. That was a shameful, shameful loss -- but it was also a great moment in the rivalry's history

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
I want to watch a Jim McMahon and Jay Cutler road trip reality show

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Keith Atherton posted:

I want to watch a Jim McMahon and Jay Cutler road trip reality show

Don't forget Slash

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
A few years ago Jim McMahon dropped by a bar I used to go to a lot (sadly I wasn't there that particular night). According to the bartenders there he took a few shots of Fireball and RumChata, which he kept referring to as "titty milk"

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

DariusLikewise posted:

Does Jay Cutler deserve to be in the Hall of Fame?

That clip of him in the Wildcat not giving a gently caress means he will always be in the Hall of Fame of my heart.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
So I’m watching tape of Deshaun Watson plays that break down, searching for footage that also shows Will Fuller running his routes. Buzz is that Fuller has a Jordy-like ability to sense when the play busts. But I look at the footage of Watson - Fuller plays, of which there are like 13, I think like once Fuller reverses route to match an improv’ed rollout, but the rest of the time it’s just Watson reading the field like a ninja.

I want to believe Fuller has this read on busted plays, but I can’t really see why people have been saying this

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I just read that the Cardinal's new coach Steve Wilks hired Mike McCoy as his OC. Hasnt it been established that Adam Gase was the magic behind all of the good offenses that McCoy was the OC of? Is Josh Rosen hosed double hosed (he is already in trouble because that OL)?

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Drunk Nerds posted:

So I’m watching tape of Deshaun Watson plays that break down, searching for footage that also shows Will Fuller running his routes. Buzz is that Fuller has a Jordy-like ability to sense when the play busts. But I look at the footage of Watson - Fuller plays, of which there are like 13, I think like once Fuller reverses route to match an improv’ed rollout, but the rest of the time it’s just Watson reading the field like a ninja.

I want to believe Fuller has this read on busted plays, but I can’t really see why people have been saying this

Fuller is fast and when the plays break down there is gonna be some gaps as watson is a threat on the ground as well likely drawing defenders up so Fuller can get behind them. Not super intentional but effective.

There are only two master's of the broken play backyard bullshit: Russell Wilson and Doug Baldwin

Doug Baldwin was assigned the block on this play




that said POST THE THESIS

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I think Rosen will be fine with McCoy as his OC. If your barometer for judging McCoy's merit is based on his last run in Denver where he got dumped mid-season, I honestly believe he was just the fall guy in that situation.

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Jun 29, 2018

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

a neat cape posted:

Philip is a good catholic boy

Maybe is someone had ever told him about rear end play he wouldn't have enough kids to field his own youth football team.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/DeionSanders/status/1012694788238438400?s=19

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
....are his kids in jail?

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Every drat reply on that thread is golden.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

my favorite football player of all time is apparently high as hell

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I just read that the Cardinal's new coach Steve Wilks hired Mike McCoy as his OC. Hasnt it been established that Adam Gase was the magic behind all of the good offenses that McCoy was the OC of? Is Josh Rosen hosed double hosed (he is already in trouble because that OL)?

McCoy is a perfectly acceptable OC.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

EmbryoSteve posted:

Fuller is fast and when the plays break down there is gonna be some gaps as watson is a threat on the ground as well likely drawing defenders up so Fuller can get behind them. Not super intentional but effective.

There are only two master's of the broken play backyard bullshit: Russell Wilson and Doug Baldwin

Doug Baldwin was assigned the block on this play




that said POST THE THESIS

Wow kinda early for porn but I’m down

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

TW that poo poo man

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Jimmy Johns King Pin Suing Jeweler.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/watchdog/sd-me-brees-lawsuit-20180627-story.html

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
He was awful. When he was actually on the field.

https://twitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1012764115272699904

wandler20 fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Jun 29, 2018

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

wandler20 posted:

He was awful. When he was actually on the field.

https://twitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1012764115272699904

Raiders gonna reunite him with Tom Cable the OLine whisperer

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
gently caress

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

a neat cape posted:

McCoy is a perfectly acceptable OC.

Yeah, outside of that second Denver stint, he's had a generally solid track record. And that Denver team's o-line was absolutely hideous, nobody was gonna succeed behind it.

Arizona's offense will probably be pretty decent this year, i'd think.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
CROSS POST BECAUSE ELITE TWO SPORT ATHLETE

https://twitter.com/AnthonyDiComo/status/1012776327261360130

lol

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

turbin popped for peds

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Arn Anderson is the only Double-A that matters

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

looks like the colts are throwing every down now



... oh

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

piss tape israel posted:

Arn Anderson is the only Double-A that matters

Agreed

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I don't understand how one man can be so uniquely talented at one particular wrestling move. No one else has come close.

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