June N/V: Andrew Luck Throws Football

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

The browns roster is like 50% former free agents, so a lot.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 23:22

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 19:57

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

So now he also likes the veterans who did get captured?

# ¿ Jun 5, 2018 04:02

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Trump would be jealous of Ivanka getting into a tiz, let's be real.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 03:49

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Eifert out with undisclosed injury.

Because of course he is.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 15:03

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I'd love to be there when someone mentioned to Belichick if he wants to be accurate that all the black players would have to be barred from the facility.

Wait, he was cosplaying as the Redskins?

# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 02:21

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

SHOAH NUFF posted:

The Chargers are a scary team on paper with one of the best defenses you can put together in a salary capped league but I am secretly hoping that age catches up to Rivers. His arm strength has regressed a bit already

you're really not very good at keeping secrets

# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 23:30

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Spoeank posted:

look its about not disrespecting the troops ok

I foresee a comp claim in this man's future.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2018 23:33

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

swickles posted:

I feel like if the leagues sanctioned of treating streakers like players then you would see a huge dropoff in people running off the field.

So they'd be able to bait a dead ball foul from the away team? Sweet.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2018 18:30

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

axeil posted:

It was also one of my favorite moments and makes me laugh my rear end off to this day!

I hope it gets enshrined in the TFF Hall of Fame when it becomes eligible along with "A Decade of Spectacular Failure", Fancy's rant about the Bills, "Lost Season", and "Dear Ed 'Guns' Houcili"

Much like the team that inspired it, "I'm glad the Bengals lost" is snubbed when it comes to hall recognition.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 00:14

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I really wish I had the opportunity to dunk on Colin Cowherd cuz it seems like it'd be so easy and so satisfying

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 23:17

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Coldforge posted:

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/06/22/third-man-with-jameis-winston-and-ronald-darby-is-now-in-prison-for-rape/

That's, uh, some questionable decision making, regardless of what actually happened.

"Get you a fall guy"

Edit: my fav manas steak pic is the xenomorph one.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Jun 24, 2018

# ¿ Jun 24, 2018 13:07

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Finger Prince posted:

Maybe it's just a burglar who broke in and found his stash of super weed, smoked it and died.

Suspension increases from two games (murder) to four (marajuana)

# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 00:18

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

My money's on the brother

# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 00:36

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

waah posted:

Yeah it sucks hearing Ross get brainwashed over the years.

He's always been very sheltered and lacking in Empathy.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 03:27

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

My big memory of Ross Tucker is the podcast, I think right after Seau died or right after some sort of function honoring Seau, where he started telling a story. He was laughing about how he cheap-shotted Junior in the face mask and nearly knocked him out. During some joint practice. Sue got up and gave him some poo poo. Ross was laughing about it and then kind of trails off realizing what he's talking about.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 12:32

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 19:57

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

EmbryoSteve posted:

There are only two master's of the broken play backyard bullshit: Russell Wilson and Doug Baldwin

AB and the rapist.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2018 01:57

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