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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1003775663558422529/photo

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/FarFarrAway/status/1003789559975612422

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Didn't this all start with the Department of Defense paying them to do it?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

This just keeps getting better.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


FuriousxGeorge posted:

The Philadelphia Eagles' White House contingent would apparently have been a party of one, as quarterback Nick Foles was the only player planning to attend the ceremony, according to NFL Network's Mike Garafolo.


https://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/1554347

It just keeps getting better.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Big dick Nick arrives at the oval office, pulls out his enormous Hoagie, lays it on the desk and says "get a ruler and measure it you tiny fingered orang utan"

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Carson Wentz gets himself locked in the White House Bathroom, has to be rescued by the secret service.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Who was the guy with the "We got off Mr Kelly's wild ride" avatar?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

axeil posted:

That'd be me :)

It also referenced Carson Wentz getting locked in a Wawa bathroom.





Ah yes that was the one.

https://twitter.com/redford/status/1004076099016351744

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
White House visit cancelled after Jason Kelce is the only one to show up. President Trump says "that guy is just too crazy, even for me".

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong Super Bowl team ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no White House trip ~ ~ ~

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Gronkowski (horse) will be running at the Belmont stakes. Gronkowski (human) will also be there to watch.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
what an auspicious date

https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1005418653674885121?s=19

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008









Gronkowski sounds like the name of a Polish caveman.

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Jun 9, 2018

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Gronkowski (horse) came second in the Belmont stakes and was a source of much joy for Gronkowski (human).

https://twitter.com/sportingnews/status/1005599021426192384

https://twitter.com/SkimTheRail/status/1005440922027483137

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Jun 10, 2018

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/thisiseuge/status/1005625658045693954


https://twitter.com/NoraPrinciotti/status/1005602911148236802

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Jun 10, 2018

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/BingeSports/status/1004098952751435778

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Jadenfootball21/status/1008183877410537473

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Or just have Lebron

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

SHOAH NUFF posted:

not tryna downplay DV but I laughed out loud at this

https://twitter.com/AllenTweeetz/status/1011285886183661568

oh poo poo

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Wouldn't be the first time the giants had made someone choke.

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